How many times can the same thing break your heart?
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“average person hath borne me on his back 3 times” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Summary:
When Charles meets a hot stranger in a bar, he's got an entire arsenal of pre-rehearsed pickup lines ready and waiting at his disposal.
...As it turns out, all he needs to say is the name of his field.
(AU in which Charles is a math graduate student, and Erik just so happens to find math graduate students incredibly attractive.)
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damn...
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Ben Mendelsohn and Michael Fassbender filming Slow West, Nov 2013
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when canon gives you an underdeveloped character and you just have to make do:
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Michael Fassbender / Fish Tank
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Me? Completely ignoring the 20 other fics I have planned in favour of the one I just came up with last night? It’s more likely than you think
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dear kevin feige please give me them back thank you
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lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
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is that simple task bothering you queen
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guy who has mistaken adrenaline for love and isn’t interested in correcting the mistake
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