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This is gonna become a general kink blog because I'm not consistent

#there will still be monsterfucking sure #but i just want to talk about horny shit in general lol

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People in the hierophilia tag talking about wanting to fuck priests. I feel so weird because I want to fuck sacred objects and jesus himself

#i don't understand the appeal of priests honestly #it must be because I never cared about going to church #but i always have this thing for christian sacred objects #and well....jesus is certainly a thing huh #yay commiting blasphemy everyday

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this is the type of content i want.mp3

#power couple <3 #damsel netflix #damsel #gifs

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DAMSEL (2024) dir. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo

#damsel #damsel netflix #gifs

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Damsel really said terato lesbianism for the win and I'm totally into it

#LIKE #let the girl fuck that dragon

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soooo Damsel (2024) on netflix has a girl gets the dragon kinda subplot right? enemies to allies to lovers? they literally sail/fly into the sunset together and the credit song is Ring of Fire aka "love is a burning thing"???

#damsel #damsel netflix

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CHAPPELL ROAN - Casual (2023) dir. Hadley Hillel with MIKA LESHA as THE SIREN

#mty: siren #ty: gifset #ty: videoclip #casual 2023

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Can we consider Vanessa from Bee Movie a monsterfucker?

#chatgpt said yes #sorry hjhkhkhkh #monsterfucking #← kinda #i mean i find those anthropomorphic bees monstrous

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sure everyone wants to get railed by a monster with equipment the size of their arm but we don't give enough love to small monsters who are still very much the dominant partner.

give me the little creature who climbs into her partner's lap, tiny claws digging into his thighs as she scrambles up his leg, forearms dipping into shoulders when she leans in to flick her tongue against his cheek.

the second he looks into her eyes, he's gone – they're so large and so pretty and he's so tired and he just wants to hold still and open your legs for me and i'll treat you so nicely

and he does, because her eyes are so deep and he can feel himself sinking and really his legs just did that on their own, and he wants her to fuck him so badly. he needs this more than he's ever needed anything

and she sinks into him like a key to a lock, gently covering his lips in sharp-fanged love bites since his jaw is too slack for him to really kiss her right. every part of him is entirely limp, and her gaze into him is keeping it that way for her

her cocks are proportionally pretty large but they're the perfect size for him since he's so much larger than her, and he wraps around her so nicely, and he can barely think or move because her eyes are so pretty. that's right, just keep looking at me but he's having the time of his life as she manually turns up the sensation in his entire body and makes him feel every single bite and claw stroke along his chest

and she figures out how to make him finish over and over just from looking into her gorgeous irises, so she does that for a while until she gets bored, enjoying the sensation of him pulsing around her before she decides to actually fuck him

and then when her eyes say it's time to wake back up, he still can't move, not because he's being hypnotized anymore, but because he's so incredibly weak from the repeated clenching and unclenching, and he has to look at the clock because he has no idea how long it's been and doesn't really remember anything except how good it felt

she licks the tiny spots of blood off his lips almost courteously before setting down into his lap, curling up on herself and letting him stroke gently against the spines running down her back. he's the best human a girlthing could ask for

#mty: tiny #mty: unidentified

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I think we've all seen monster romance fics based on Beauty and the Beast or The Little Mermaid, I think those fairy tails easily lend themselves to the genre, already having inhuman creatures in them and all, but an idea I really like, and have never seen is a monster fucker fic based on Snow White.

The reader is a hunter sent by an evil queen to kill a monster with skin (or fur) as white as snow, eyes as black as coal, and a mouth as red as blood, but can't bring themselves to do it. they let the creature go and as a result, the monster starts stalking them.

Idk the idea's kind of sloppy I don't have many thoughts other than "brrr yandere werewolf stalking the hunter sent to kill them" but I think it would be neat.

#wow great concept #ty: fic idea

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Imagine you're a scientist. You work for, probably, not the most ethical of organizations. The work you do was supposed to involve research demonic power and it uses to better the world. But, instead, you've found yourself observing and dispensing of gallons of demon cum.

The idea started simple. Demons generate energy through their impulsive and sinful natures. So, if one can find a way to "milk" out that energy, then it could be used a potential limitless source to power anything one can dream of.

The drawback is that, between the seven deadly sins, Lust has been the only nature that's consistently drawn the most power over time.

Thus, you - standing in front of the observation bay windows - watching a demon pound away into a milking machine. He was large and muscular, thick horns jutting outwards and sharp enough to kill a man with the smallest of gestures. He had a name - supposedly - but demon language meant nothing but gibberish to human ears. You just called him "Dee".

The job wouldn't be so bad, The cum wasn't very useful and you had the job of disposing of it, if it weren't for the fact that the more "higher up" scientists had noticed this particular demons energy output rose exponentially when you watched them.

It wasn't being in the same room, whether it be through camera or window, the thing somehow knew when you were watching him. In recordings, he would fuck into the machine, for lack of a better word, "vanilla". Rhythmically fucking in and out almost bored by its predicament. But when you entered the room... When you watched the live feed...

Dee's breath hitched and he picked up the speed. His hips pulled out in long and swaying thrusts, becoming more targeted to the phantom mares inner collection chamber. As if he were fucking a real body. His body hunched forward and he breathed against the metal frame and spoke in demon tongue. And his claws, they dragged into the ground, being careful not "hurt" the fake body it was presented with.

It was showing off. Everyone knew that it was thinking of you when it thrust inside. That it wanted you to replace that the unfeeling, robotic hole that it fucked day in and day out.

And, what started out as disgust, was slowly turning warmth and arousal. You were growing jealous of the mechanical contraction it bred.

It should be you.

#ty: nsft #mty: demon

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[Image description: Uncolored art of the characters Hiccup and Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon. The art shows Hiccup holding the dragon and pressing his face against Toothless's snout with his eyes closed, saying "I love you, you useless reptile". Toothless has the eyes open, with the attention focused on him. End of image description.]

15 Days of Fandom - Ten - OTP from Chosen Fandom

As if you had to guess :B 

May finish this later but I like it as a sketch.

#httyd #toothcup #art #fanart #ty: fluff #mty: dragon

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@voredrake is a very clever Toothcup shipper

#LMAO #ty: humor #httyd #toothcup #ty: fluff #mty: dragon #no alt text

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I have once again made a toothcup mood board

Obsession/jealousy theme

#httyd #toothcup #moodboard #ty: j/o/p #mty: dragon #no alt text

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in the sky with you I feel free

#httyd #toothcup #art #fanart #ty: fluff #mty: dragon #no alt text

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[Image description: Uncolored art of the characters Hiccup and Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon. The art shows Hiccup holding Toothless' jaw and kissing his snout. Both have their eyes closed. End of image description.]

dragon kisses

#httyd #toothcup #art #fanart #ty: fluff #mty: dragon

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dragon riders that use mating bonds to pair with their dragons since the creatures are so territorial that they’re aggressive to pretty much everything *but* their mates

no one knows about this except the riders, of course. what would the public say if they knew? humans are so finicky about what they’re allowed to fuck

when a young woman joins them, wanting to serve her king, she trains on a fairly tame dragon before her mentor takes her to an innocent looking stable in the countryside and all but shackles her to some kind of furniture

men she’s never seen before drag out a captive dragon, muzzled and wings bound, to present her. if she’s accepted they’ll mate. if she gets rejected… sacrifices have to be made to win wars, after all.

the dragon is smart enough to know what this is but is still a slave to its instincts. dragons mate for life - it’s never done this before, but it knows how to do it. it mounts the tiny quivering human, driving cocks far too large into her until she’s practically crying and begging her mentor for mercy, assuming this is some sort of punishment.

she only understands when the men drop the chains attached to the dragon’s muzzle and it nuzzles against her, purring softly, and some human instinct lights up in her that tells her this is her dragon.

men who join share rumors. their bravado makes them assume they’ll enjoy the initiation process more than the women do, since they’re the ones doing the fucking.

they quickly change their tune when a dragon three times their size is pinning them down, scaled hips slamming into their own hard enough to shatter a human pelvis as their new mount desperately tries to extract more size from her tiny partner and snarling at them when they can’t give her enough.

they also don’t enjoy their new life partner settling down on them and grooming them eagerly like she would a dragon mate, not understanding at first that human skin is much softer and her rough tongue is sharp enough and strong enough to draw blood.

dragons mate for life, and the bond between dragon and rider needs to be refreshed frequently. once a rider gets used to it, no human could ever satisfy them, not that their mate would let them try anyone else regardless.

#monsterfucking #terato #mty: dragon #ty: nsft