noballads

[noballads]

i finished reading the 3rd? 4th? fazbear frights book recently and i did actually like the story 1:35 am. it was really well built up, and stuck the landing at the end imo. my only problem is that it didn't have to be a fnaf story lol

#balladtext #it barely had any connection to fnaf other than a brief fazco ment and a reference to the phineas guy in the epilogue #feels like the premise would make a good midnight library story tbh

[noballads]

fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial

[noballads]

Happy belated 4/20! From @daycarefriendpickup's weekly magma.

#the creature

[noballads]

got your nose !!!!

#the creature

[noballads]

[noballads]

hey i think theres a guy in there

#springtrap

[noballads]

im gonna make a whole post about fnaf and who's lila and william afton and cognitohazards someday and it'll blow all your asses clean off

#balladtext

[noballads]

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

#LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noballads]

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

[noballads]

eclipse

#balladtext #vibrating at a normal and controlled speed appropriate to the situation

[noballads]

head in my hands does anyone have any links to videos of the daycare attendant or the glamrocks doing like all their idle animations. i was watching some playthru footage of security breach the other day and i saw moon do an adorable leg spinning anim i had somehow never seen before and i need to know if there's more but i can't find any compilations

#balladtext #gonna maintag this please please please freaks of the worlds please help me <- biggest freak #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #security breach #daycare attendant #fnaf security breach

[noballads]

was playing the witness and my sibling said THIS

looked like 'that guy from that thing you like' 'the evil guy' 'who did the fucking...yeah he did do the fucking he had kids' n when i asked if he had any other identifying features like hair or a personality 'i don't know, ive seen pixels of him'

#balladtext #head in my hands #in what world does that crocodile look like the purple guy. that snouted beast. #im trying so hard to play this game and now every square and rectangle i see just looks like afton im losing ny fucking mind #IVE SEEN PIXELS OF HIM. thats the funniest thing ive ever heard in ky life i can never look at him again without thinking about pixels of hi #m #to be fair. no one knows if he has hair.

[noballads]

i understand completely why ppl don't like security breach bc it is objectively bad however the problem is the worse written and more broken a game is the more i like it

#@ prev #tbh i watched a playthru of ffps when it came out and i played it for the first time a few months ago #i only got like halfway through bc i can never finish anything lmaoo #pizzeria sim u will always b famous ❤️❤️❤️❤️ but you are too good for me. i am drawn to hot garbage. alas

[noballads]

i understand completely why ppl don't like security breach bc it is objectively bad however the problem is the worse written and more broken a game is the more i like it

#balladtext #ive been working in the fnaf mines eince i was eleven i love them all very much i just have a special place in ky heart to #store bullshit garbage and sb is a perfect fit #to put it as irritatingly as possible fnaf is my roman empire and sb is my cocomelon

[noballads]

it/it's all my favorite characters not in a robots kind of way but in a nonbinary way

#balladtext #(finger on my forhead) i can trans any character #ill elaborate later probably i have the fnaf brainworms again bc im finally looking at a help wanted 2 playthru

[noballads]

michael dropped his packer in the Circus Baby Entertainmrnt and Rentals bathroom

#yeah ill reblog that

[noballads]