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Sammy Caelik | 18 | transgenda lady | I eat cool bugs and am in a relationship (with the bug)
player tip: you got to KILL YOURSELF
dni if: you HATE silly cats and kitties, are a police officer, use the word "femboy" to describe yourself or someone else, are a TERF, or are unaccepting of neos/xenopronouns
shrimps is bugs 2014
when I'm gone the world may not remember my face but where I lay to rest in the forest may mushrooms sprout and flowers bloom
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Hostile architecture is cringe and sucks but hostile clothing? Big fan. It should seriously hurt you if you touch me without permission.
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oh moot that's so interesting have you ever been told your eyes are gorgeous
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the transfem urge to work out to get strong but equally not wanting big muscles because it's seen as masc
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Shout-out to boys who are girls and girls who are boys, love you in-between ones too. Good stuff
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There's something so ironic about four cops sitting at my local BBQ place, known for it's pork and the table is under a four split portrait of the mascot who is also a pig
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dinosaur/paleontology themed drag king named barry onyx
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I have got to start reading shit better before I reblog this almost got tragic
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does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection
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I love working night shift and talking to crazy people like everything coming out of your mouth is insane please continue
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Every time a trans girl is silly, an angel gets their wings
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one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle
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In my rotting era but not in a depression way I'm just going to be a really cool skeleton for the main character to dramatically unveil
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Any other transfems get the urge to fight people with swords and or knives just for funsies
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dude just realized im a trans girl and it fucking broke him
like seriously dude, its been like this since summer
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Killed the vibe at the potluck when I brought the severed head of Medusa sorry yall
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