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February 4th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

#arielle slaying as per usual

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I'VE MADE IT MOM

March 30th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

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I mean, I spoke my truth this week. These Leafs are making me weepy and making me question if they're all making out in the locker room or on the charter plane. What goes on behind closed doors is a mystery to me!

And to top it off even Tie Domi is messing around with his son on the team... Maybe this new Bertuzzi, Domi, Nylander line is fucking with me, because DAMN do I love it.

What do a birthday boy, a nepo-baby, a Swedish hieress, the Energizer bunny, and Auston Matthews all have in common? They're all Toronto Maple Leafs.

Catch up on the hope, the joy, and the PASSION in this week's #LeafsForever recap here: http://tinyurl.com/y6hjwar6

#nhl #offside news #toronto maple leafs #tyler bertuzzi #max domi #william nylander #hockey news! #randy rambles

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i always forget to reblog these on tumblr! chances are, if you see a leafs recap from offside news, i probably wrote it :) check me out babes im a journalist!

The Toronto Maple Leafs leave fans begging “Do something, anything, please!” after a week of losses— and they got what they wished for.

Read our #LeafsForever recap here.

#leafs #hockey #offside news #randy writes

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discovering today that he is a committed all lower case and :) guy has irrevocably boosted my ego. this is a sponsored post and he basically just said “i <3 ttc :)”

#william nylander #u are everything to me babygirl #hockey #leafs

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A celebration of Arizona and Travis Dermott

#hockey #travis dermott #nhl pride

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funny story, i wrote the original article posted in this tweet :o read the full thing here :) im filled with joy that people love this!!!!

#offsidenewsco #leafs #hockey

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You think because you let them tar and feather you that the world will forgive you? They won't.

OPPENHEIMER (2023) dir. Christopher Nolan

#oppenheimer #i literally cannot continue life in the same way as before i had seen this film. #i've been made crazy. the demons are getting me.

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Fucking brilliant strategy tbh

#it works.

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#they're best friends and i need to cry about it. #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #hockey

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↳ ‘MAGIC MIKE CAST MEMBER’ MATT MARTIN | VIA @SYDNEYEMARTIN

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1634 timmies run

#oh i love them so much #1634 #mitch marner #auston matthews #hockey

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id suck the tattoos right off that guy

#auston matthews #i've said enough

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Randy not the url change HSHSHSHSHHS

no judgement allowed on tumblr dot com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ask #draco

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“hey. i love you” what if i shot myself with a gun

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el gato meows morales ‼️‼️‼️

#meows morales #spiderverse #he's just a little guy be nice to him