Western spotted skunk
Waitwaitwait GO BACK. I saw something about a nutty shit.
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Ornate Hawk Eagle
You can have summa dat purple if you want.
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Black spiny-tailed iguana
I feel like I got hit with a 20 pound weight right in the ass directly under the skin. Here comes my fat phase part two.
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Roe Deer
NO ONE BUT YOU WOULD LOOK UP LIVE ACTION SOFT TENTACLE PORN ON YOUTUBE AT 4 IN THE MORNING.
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Gannet
"Hey Tyler, are you freeballin' it?"
Welcome to college, Erin.
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Tree kangaroo
It's a shame you never got to meet grandma. She did a perfect Skeletor.
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Black Eagle
I heard his asshole talking from all the way down the hallway.
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Crab-eating Raccoon
The music on Easter Eve is fucking awesome. Like, I just start crumpin' in the pews.
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Indian gavial
He thinks he's funny because he's humming the bear necessities.
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Tayra
That wasn't yoga, that was training for the circus.
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Echidna
Tits on the radio.
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Mandarin duck
Fishin' for bitches.
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Bateleur eagle
I have a spittoon next to the couch that I shit in when I don't feel like getting up. It's a shit spittoon.
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Coelacanth
Duct tape controls the space time continuum.
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Aardwolf
I don't care, I got black titties.
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Angora Ferret
You're never going to find a husband unless you show off the knockers.
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Angora Ferret
You know, I drew the best tits of my life today.
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