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i arise from my slumber!

tldr: between Unforseeable Bullshit and Plain Ol SAD, the end of 2023 was not kind to me. i have decided that ALL QUARTERFINALISTS are now ALL WINNERS, and will be commencing season 2 of @obscuremilfoff. i do apologize for the inconvenience!

#reblogging this a day later. for posterity

[obscuredilfoff]

i arise from my slumber!

tldr: between Unforseeable Bullshit and Plain Ol SAD, the end of 2023 was not kind to me. i have decided that ALL QUARTERFINALISTS are now ALL WINNERS, and will be commencing season 2 of @obscuremilfoff shortly. i do apologize for the inconvenience!

#addendums

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Kinda scared of some of the Kotetsu fans, they seem to like to hammer the fact that Kotetsu is an actual father compared to the more fatherly figure characters and will not let him lose

yeah, to be honest, im not a fan of the bashing other characters for not being actual dads... were all just here to have fun

#asks

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Propaganda below the cut!

Amos Burton

He fucks. And only fucks. He is aromantic. He is a spaceship mechanic from earth. He is kinda a himbo. His fucking arms are massive. Could snap me like a twig and i would be happy about it. He likes violence and will violently protect his friends. Autism.

Juan Carlos Bodoque

Maybe he won't be considered that obscure anymore since someone made a popular video of 31 minutos in english but it's worth a try. He's a red rabbit who's addicted to gambling. He's an activist (sometimes). And he's a sarcastic fuck.

He won the latino sexy man post by committing fraud TWICE, OF COURSE HE DESERVES TO WIN THIS WHOLE THING (from an anon!)

#amos burton #the expanse #juan carlos bodoque #31 minutos #polls #round 5

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Havelock Vetinari

It takes a certain kind of person to rule over a city ankh morpork. A character as full of twists, turns, surprises, and logic that does a full circle before it comes around - like the city itself. A personal favourite, an absolute unit

Malistaire Drake

This is for my gf who said “hes kinda cute :)” to me . we are lesbians <3

malistaire is a powerful necromancer and a crazed widower (and implied to be a seasoned war veteran/refugee because his homeworld dragonspyre got destroyed by a titan) and his entire story arc revolves around his dead wife. he used to be a professor at the magical school in wizard101 that the player enrolls in but unfortunately his wife, another dragonspyrian refugee, dies from a mysterious illness that no one could cure. he then eventually goes batshit from sheer grief, fakes his own death in a horrific explosion, and then goes on a mad quest to try and wake up the same titan that obliterated his family and home, with the false belief that it can revive his wife. the poor guy has been through a LOT and this is only just the first part of the game.

he's canonically described as very "clingy" to his wife. another fun fact is he apparently lost a limb in the past to protect his students from a monster and was able to regrow it using necromancy.

#havelock vetinari #discworld #malistaire drake #wizard101 #polls #round 5

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Kotetsu T. Kaburagi

He is a dad to a child and like half of his coworkers He is everyone's favourite dilf in the fantom He is a goofy guy who always tries his best Very bisexual He has self esteem issues (poor little guy) He got the entire city to chant for him to come back He doesn't support capitalism or capital punishment He believes that he should save people first Has a rivals to lover arc with a blond twink (or is it twunk?) Almost dies every 10 episodes if not closer

idk if he's a dilf, i just think he's neat. (he is a dad i just don't know if he's fuckable)

Chief Phupha

earth pirapat invented playing dilf characters.

#kotetsu t. kaburagi #tiger & bunny #chief phupha #a tale of thousand stars #polls #round 5

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Doug Eiffel

No propaganda was submitted for this character.

Uncle Jim

he got bankrupted by his ex boyfriend's parents (ex died and the bank account was in the name of the ex) and had to build his life up from scratch. hes raising his 17 year old nephew for atleast 7 years because his sister did want to be a parent. he has bills to pay but can barely make ends meet. hes the sweetest man on the planet. he famously said 'why do you have to be gay? is it not enough to be poor?' while pursuing a guy he has a one night stand with (its famous because HES gay, hes had to fight his mildly homophobic sister about it and is estranged from her - while raising her child at her request) he nearly got punched by a pretty boy loser of a banker guy (ex bf of one night stand guy). one person is introduced as someone with a long time crush on jim and he turns him down by calling him a Good Kid. the actor for this character is 29 so its a fandom belief that hes probably at most 32 and Dramatique TM. he has so much game. the end scene of the show is him pulling one night stand by his id card, whispering dirty things in his ears and then BITING the lobe. mostest tierdest gay of the neighbourhood, we love uncle jim (additional info with no joke whatsoever because that would be soooo rude and inappropriate - jim in thai slang means pussy, which is the name of this gay elder who everyone in 1km radius wants to fuck. do what you will with this addition)

He's got two young twinks fighting over him. Is like in his late 30s but acts like he's way older. Tells one of the guys who has been in love with him for years that he's a good kid. Dick so good that he got a guy to work for him for free for like a year before he finally acknowledged that they could potentially get together (they only fucked once at the very start). Tells his gay nephew that lives with him that he shouldn't be gay since he's already poor.

#doug eiffel #wolf 359 #uncle jim #moonlight chicken #polls #round 5

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John O'Brien

he is PRIME CUTS OF DILF

The King of All Cosmos

the dudes like 3 times bigger than the earth itself. literally turns balls of junk his 6 cm tall son rolls for him into actual stars. pretty much god himself. probably has a kill count in the millions. extremely flashy style of dress his outfit changes LITERALLY every game. fragilest ego known to man... someone's mom said he and her kid's principal were equally as cool and he immediately lost all hope in life. pros is that hes a flashy giant dude cons is that hes mean to his and also royalty.

#john obrien #shaperaverse #the king of all cosmos #katamari damacy #polls #round 5

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Manny and Diego

might be married? dilf couple?

Randall "Thirdy" Robinson

No propaganda was submitted for this character.

#manny and diego #ice age #randall robinson #check please #polls #round 5

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once again, folks, id like to apologize for the delay from last round. shit happened irl!! but i am doing much better now :D

#addendums

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Below the cut are the brackets for round 5, aka our QUARTERFINALS!

THE BRACKET!!!

with a total of 192 contestants, here it is! a text list of all contestants can be found here, though not in the order theyll be pitted against. (matchups were randomly generated, save for dilves from the same source and a handful i thought were funny) round 1 began july 27th! if you have any extra propaganda youd like to submit, please do so via asks, mentionss, or a CLEARLY INDICATED reblog. if you do not specify you want it used as propaganda i will not reblog it.

#addendums

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you alive in there? 😰

YES i am very sorry! there have been many events happening in my real life. ill start polls again soon ^_^

#asks #addendums

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okay, so this is probably a question i should have asked nearer to the start of the poll, but as we dont have a perfectly bracketable setup, either the semifinals will have need to have 3 dilves per poll (ie winners of brackets 1, 2, and 3 against each other) or the finals will consist of a total of 3 dilves. so i ask you:

#theres like one and a half days left im reblogging it again

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go vote for peter puckett in the @obscuredilfoff poll

bonus:

#propaganda

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Propaganda below the cut!

Juan Carlos Bodoque

Maybe he won't be considered that obscure anymore since someone made a popular video of 31 minutos in english but it's worth a try. He's a red rabbit who's addicted to gambling. He's an activist (sometimes). And he's a sarcastic fuck.

He won the latino sexy man post by committing fraud TWICE, OF COURSE HE DESERVES TO WIN THIS WHOLE THING (from an anon!)

Chan

fandom calls him daddy chan for a reason

essentially fathered a whole compound of chaotic mafia heirs and bodyguards despite having zero biological children. looked sexy when telling the kids off and asking them to get it together but also has a gentle side where he verbally affirms them and provides them support and guidance in turbulent times

#juan carlos bodoque #31 minutos #chan #kinnporsche: the series #polls #round 4

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Propaganda below the cut!

Amos Burton

He fucks. And only fucks. He is aromantic. He is a spaceship mechanic from earth. He is kinda a himbo. His fucking arms are massive. Could snap me like a twig and i would be happy about it. He likes violence and will violently protect his friends. Autism.

Osvald V. Vanstein

i think it should be illegal for a man like that to talk about the “fire” in his “breast” so often AND have those things out 24/7. what a tease

#amos burton #the expanse #osvald v vanstein #octopath traveler ii #polls #round 4

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Nozue

He's 39 and the office heartthrob. He's got this hot 29 year old guy absolutely horny on main over him and like all the ladies in the office are in his "harem" (he takes them to lunch to get ideas for cafes to go to with the horny guy). Wears his suits and eats cute desserts at cafes. Oozing bisexual swag.

Malistaire Drake

This is for my gf who said “hes kinda cute :)” to me . we are lesbians <3

malistaire is a powerful necromancer and a crazed widower (and implied to be a seasoned war veteran/refugee because his homeworld dragonspyre got destroyed by a titan) and his entire story arc revolves around his dead wife. he used to be a professor at the magical school in wizard101 that the player enrolls in but unfortunately his wife, another dragonspyrian refugee, dies from a mysterious illness that no one could cure. he then eventually goes batshit from sheer grief, fakes his own death in a horrific explosion, and then goes on a mad quest to try and wake up the same titan that obliterated his family and home, with the false belief that it can revive his wife. the poor guy has been through a LOT and this is only just the first part of the game.

he's canonically described as very "clingy" to his wife. another fun fact is he apparently lost a limb in the past to protect his students from a monster and was able to regrow it using necromancy.

#nozue #old fashion cupcake #malistaire drake #wizard101 #polls #round 4