on-the-record

[on-the-record]

"Look, if I have to be in a pyramid scheme,,,,,, it's gonna be vampirism"

- Me

#quote #me #highlights #vampires #i stand by it #@the vampire community #come get y'all juice

[on-the-record]

"You're gonna make my eyeballs crusty"

- Sister

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

"Your foot would look like a nokia brick"

- Sister

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

" 'We saved Bloom's life!' Bloom: drifting by the moon as a baby corpse"

- Sister

#quote #sister #winx club

[on-the-record]

"He's wearing the outfit-equivalent of a mullet"

- Me

#quote #me

[on-the-record]

"They heard of typhus and they were like 'this slaps' "

- Me

#quote #me

[on-the-record]

"I mentally drank it, and then I was like 'thirst quenched' "

- Me

#quote #me #i stand by it #does anyone else do this?

[on-the-record]

"How will you survive without a poked nose?"

- Sister

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

"I'm so aware of my ankles"

- Sister

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

"Well what alphabet do you think worms use?"

- Sister

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

"Ican'thelpifmyeyesarejuicy"

- Sister, whispering

Translation: "I can't help if my eyes are juicy", but said so fast it was basically one word

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

"Yeh!! Gwompus!!"

- Sister

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

"Bitch! It's my stink! This is where it lives!"

- Sister

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

"You see these hands? These are the hands of a soft summer maid. I am delicate"

- Sister

#quote #sister #highlights

[on-the-record]

"Smell. Smell! S m e l l m e"

- Sister

#quote #sister #cursed

[on-the-record]

"Australia is just our criminal child accross the sea"

- Sister

#quote #sister

[on-the-record]

"Why does she look like Amanda Holden?"

- Sister, about Amanda Holden

#quote #sister