I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it
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“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”
“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”
“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”
It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!
Stop resurrecting them to show off!
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Random encounters based on a list of American Football Team Names.
See how long it takes your players to notice.
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shooting incredibly heartfelt, modest threes alone in my gothic basketball court
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the horrors persist, but so do the birds. thank god 🕊️💕
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Put naughty players in a Black Hole for a few minutes to think about what they've done
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they should introduce a "mean old neighbor" to every professional baseball field. if the ball lands there it then becomes a challenge for all the strongest and fastest of the players to survive and retrieve the ball
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Peanut butter secretly had coffee in it and Big Peanut (an actual giant talking peanut) went around killing anyone that tried to take it to the media.
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Oh damn guys my brain is making thoughts
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cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)
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i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but also a giant crab
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Now me, i wanna know about the baseball magic.
That one is a lot less complicated. It's an exploration of confirmation bias and the creation of myth and placebo through the lens of different superstitions baseball players use to win games. The exact mission of the essay is clarified in the first paragraph:
It's another neat paper I appreciate.
Here's a link!
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