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𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒘𝒔, 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒘𝒔. 🌷🌹🍀

🍓 𖧷 🌙 𖧷 🍀 𖧷 💫

#hello ladies !! bottom left is so cute !! #cows

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#what kind of ghibli ass clouds are these

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#it is an ice cold take ??? i'm 87% percent sure that thing is a helmet #and even if it isnt it's still a tall muscular humanoid #show me a slimy mind flayer and then we can start talking

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youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

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i just want a beautiful hot evil woman that would care for me even if i was a broke trash racoon am i asking too much

#yes #but also #STELLE IN PANTS SUPREMACY #honkai

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If Mario and Luigi are Italian and Wario is German, then I'm making Waluigi French for four very valid reasons:

Waluigi would put APH France to shame with his roses

Football (soccer) rivalry

He looks like an evil French stereotype already

I want to make him talk in French memes. Especially Kaamelott ones.

#you're right and you should say it

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Rewatching through EXU Calamity and I just want to give big props to Marisha and Aabria for going so hard on the “rip to that other guy but I’m different” vibes that the Age of Arcanum was overflowing with.

The ladies find a letter written in plain and simple language that essentially says “Wizards can’t be trusted with knowledge because they’re too ambitious so I won’t tell you what the tree does” and immediately went “well maybe not those ambitious wizards but we’re totally different ambitious wizards who definitely know what we’re doing and are so much better and cooler that we’ll definitely be able to handle what we find!”

The arrogance, the drama, the self-centered hubris of it all—god I wish we had more time with these two ego-maniacs!

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Reblog to BITE prev

#nibbling on your arm

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

#it's extremely funny to me that i call all the group chat by their name #except kana #kana will forever be kana

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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figuring out you're bisexual as a adult means noticing your taste in women one video game character at a time

#hello jade from honkai star rail #i mean all the penacony women are peak design but i Gasped #i'm anticapitalist but i would be employee of the month for her ya know #honkai star rail #legend of cora

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my biggest pet peeve in the world is when landlubbers design cool fantasy pirate cabins but completely forget that they’re on a fucking boat. yeah here’s a loose shelf with 50 glass bottles of rum on the top shelf. no there isn’t any sort of guard on the edge. “yeah sorry cap’n we hit One Wave a little weird and every single glass item you own crashed into the ground at once”

#ooooh to keep on mind for the escape room

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#space

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I love reblogging posts that I know specific mutuals will be interested in and waiting, because it feels like leaving out cat food for a stray. then when I see the note in my activity feed it's like I went back out to the porch and the food was gone because they came and ate my little snack :)