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Do YOU like OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC grandpas? Are you looking for HOT, FIERY PASSION in the form of a sweet older fellow? Well, this is the blog for you! 

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What Kind of Herb Are You?

Mint

The world is a puzzle, so complex and multifaceted that you long to run your hands through the tapestry of its wonders and stay there forever, lost in the threads and colors and stories. You wish to stay there forever and you tell yourself it's to know the world but maybe it's not, maybe it's a fear that you're not enough, that you're so fragile and helpless in a world that moves too fast, to sharply, too many bright, painful colors that you stay locked inside your mind and thoughts, where you decide the tempo of your world, where you can grow and be as competent, as capable as you want, where the world is as wide as you can imagine it and never out of control unless you want it to be. Your shield is your knowledge, your mind, and you never feel ready enough for the world around you, never feel prepared enough, never safe, and you wonder if things could have been different, if you could have been better, happier, more like everyone else if you'd just known what you know now.

tagged by. @unovasrose​

tagging. ANYBODY WHO’S SERIOUSLY READING THIS, I IMPLORE YOU TO TAKE THIS. CONSIDER THIS YOUR TAG.

#headcanons #idk how accurate this is but #guesstimate says 60%?

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-- “So I got this new phone now... ...So many features. I liked it better when it was just a Pokegear.”

#open #last time on dragon ball z #slade's phone exploded because SOMEONE #decided to charge it using 100000 volt #idk my physics but that sounds like a lot

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sereina​:

“Okay! Here I go!” Sunflower’s hair frizzes up with static as she holds the phone, placing her finger by the charging port. The battery percentage zoomed up to 100% in less than a second like she said, and then…

the phone explodes in her hand.

-- Because, of course. Simply standing there half-stressed, staring at the now completely dead phone in her hands. Slade’s expression takes from expectancy to shock to horror in a matter of seconds. “...W-What.”

“...WHAT THE FUCK!!!?” That beats the whole point!!

“W-Why!!?” Promptly grabs at her shoulders for a good frustration shakeup. “Put it back!?”

#sereina #me: cACKLING AGGRESSIVELY BC CALLED IT #FROM MILES AWAY

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sereina​:

“Hey, hey! Did you know? If you give me your phone, I can charge the battery in less than a second!”

-- Immediately shoves 2% phone at. “Counting on you!!”

#sereina #hm. #HM!

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#to be deleted #i really just needed to let this generic statement out so bear with me #I'm not going to rant in tags or anything #Failures happen and we'd do best to learn from them and move on #but like #today was fucking-- #today was just a bad day. #that is all

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-- Too late for shirtless time?

#unfortunately #that's all for sinday today :( #got some stuff going #HOWEVER!!! #not gonna leave without at least one of those #hope it's not too late uwu #dashcom

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NSFW Alphabet Meme

I’ve seen this on a lot of other headcanon/writing blogs of many fandoms and decided my sinner ass wanted to give it a try. ♥ Some may be answered with visuals to spice things up~ Send me a character and letter(s) and I’ll give you corresponding headcanons. If you’re doing more than three letters only send on character please! ♥ [A] Aftercare  [B] Body Part (their favorite of theirs & their partner) [C] Cum (anything to do with it) [D] Dirty Secret [E] Experience  [F] Favorite Position  [G] Goofy (are they serious or humorous in bed) [H] Hair  [I] Intimacy [J] Jack - off (masturbation hc) [K] Kink [L] Location [M] Motivation (turn ons etc) [N] NO (turn offs, deal breakers, things they wont do ever etc) [O] Orgasm Denial (how do they do it, do they like it done to them) [P] Pace [Q] Quickie (where, how often, do they like them) [R] Risk (experiments, do they like pushing themselves/their s/o) [S] Stamina [T] Toys (do they own any, do they use them, how often, where) [U] Unfair (how do they tease) [V] Volume (how loud, what do they sound like, what sounds they make) [W] Wild Card (random NSFW hc) [X] X - ray (what do they have going on under their clothes) [Y] Yearning (how often to they think of sex, how long can they go without it etc) [Z] Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep, do they snuggle, etc)

#reblogging bc original blog has apparently shut down :( #ask memes

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-- "All these people coming up!!"

#iconless on mobile lol #dashcom #me: LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKENS

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follows from @renaissanceduroi • written by Leo

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renaissanceduroi​:

“For once!” he exclaims with a small laugh. “Better than having a dozen people trying to pull one over on you.”

-- “Well, everyone’s got slow days...” He concurred, arms crossed as he nodded twice. This dashing gentleman had a point.

However! “...But I got no time for that!! This Tundra isn’t gonna explore itself!! Surely there’s someone out here, right?”

#renaissanceduroi #enter lion kin-- imean lysandre

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If this is how we think we make amends, then we’re in for a race that never ends.

Independent Gameverse, Canon Divergent, and heavily headcanon based Red

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@taka-swamp-hiro​ said: Picks him up and throws him.

-- Has trouble reacting in face of this physics-mocking maneuver. “--HOW”

Head smashed into floor.

#taka-swamp-hiro #-crack #sure just pick up 195 lbs and fling #happens every day xD

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-- “MAN, is it slow today.”

#dashcom

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What is the emotion they most commonly experience?

oof questions meme || @unovasrose

Welp, here comes the fluff.

Easily Excitement (because i don’t know a word that fits better lol).

Not much like a little kid, but like someone experiencing things for the first time; Slade often does what he wants and by his pace, so it’s easy to see how he’d get himself in that state. In the first place, he’s of solid mental fortitude and is great at psyching himself into motivation. So couple that with the expectancy of experiencing things fully, and you’ve easily got an eager man hoping.

Fun fact; Fear and Excitement exhibit the exact same physical changes and traits in a person. The only difference is the way you interpret it.

And Slade’s got that part mastered.

#unovasrose #headcanons #big positivity under the cut

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Do they have anything that triggers them?

oof questions meme || @ninsixty

Absolutely.

A clear-cut trigger for Slade is Pokemon Abuse.

Growing up as a rancher that really didn’t experience too much, he’s developed his own set of morals. And while he hasn’t experienced a lot outside the ranch, he’s not oblivious to the possible evils in the world. And naturally as one in-charge of a ranch, it’s not out of the question that some punks decided to commit some “funny” mishaps on the very animals he was taking care of.

But-- of those, the one that can set him off immediately is Pokemon Abuse in the hands of humans. Exploiting Pokemon’s weaknesses in battle is one thing, and overall a necessity in becoming a better trainer; but Slade is a firm believer in mutual trust between Pokemon and their trainers. As one who grew to understand Pokemon have emotions and can express anger, fear and love the same way humans do, he deems them as honestly simpler beings that just want to be alive. So the same as humans in that department; seeing anyone go out of their way to bully, harm or exploit Pokemon can seriously set him riling.

It’s beyond contradicting his personal values; these creatures have a soul. To assert one’s superiority on them in such a cruel manner can leave Slade grinding his teeth. Let alone mess up his day, he’ll be thinking about that for a long while later if he couldn’t do nothing about that.

#ninsixty #tw: animal abuse #tldr;; don't subjugate the defenseless please #headcanons #...i feel like it was an obvious answer xD #but there are other triggers for sure

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mononezu​:

Honestly, Piers didn’t expect anyone to bother speaking to him– he only either attracted attention from fans or scared everyone off with just how he looked. It was the resting bitch face, a problem, he knows, but the singer preferred when people avoided him, anyway.

His attention is pulled from the side where he had actually been watching a pair of Zigzagoon’s play tag, a pack of cigarettes in his hand slowly being put away now that someone seemed to be trying to speak to him- which was unfortunate, really. For Piers. Pulled into a conversation as he was going to leave, typical. “Mm.” The punk hums and whether it was agreement or not was hard to say, but he humors the conversation, “Guess I understand. Somethin’ like that at least.” He avoids eye contact with the person, instead turning his gaze to said pokemon and just how… Spherical they were. Huh. Funny, almost. “Never thought t’think of it like watchin’ kids.” As much as he loved his pokemon, it wasn’t like when he was literally watching his baby sister at a playground, after all.

“Haven’ seen many a them ‘round here.”

-- There seemed to be a couple of black/white Zigzagoons in the same field, playing among themselves too. Despite Slade’s fixation on his own Pokemon’s joy in the scene, he couldn’t help but notice those small guys as well. Anyone would, really; especially when they stick out so boldly thanks to their color scheme. That said, his Spheals were his main concern still.

The other guy seemed agreeable enough. Quite the nice lad there, he was! Though the redhead hadn’t looked in the other’s direction, he didn’t need to once the theme started playing. One oddly... Beaty, wasn’t the usual thing he could hear. A light cough was uttered as the redhead was honestly taken by surprise; attention diverted from the small Pokemon in the fields to look to his right, finally laying eyes on the oddly-styled man.

...Where’d he see this guy before?

“I mean.” Despite the disturbance, Slade feigned proper mental fortitude and continued with the same line. “They’re just so... Innocent.” It wasn’t entirely true; but looking at them like that -- both the Spheal pair and the Zigzagoons, made him think how pure the sight was. As if there wasn’t a worry in their heads. “Kinda simple. Like when you take a kid to the playground. They’re just happy being around!” Slade offered, smiling at his company with a raised finger to, well, raise the idea.

“-- Ah, not like I got kids or anything like that. It just kinda feels like that.” Oops.

#mononezu #they are THE circle