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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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Life in an Autism World

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Life in an Autism World

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NEW GIRL ( 2011 - 2018 ) ↳ season 2 episode 11

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there's not enough new girl schmidt fics out there and that makes me sad

#new girl #schmidt #new girl schmidt #winston schmidt

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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started watching inside job and why do i feel like i need a brett hand in my life. like total golden retriever energy. dude would be the best boyfriend.

#having feels for a stupid cartoon character #inside job #netflix #brett hand #WHY AM I LIKE THIS #if my soulmate isn't 10000% golden retriever energy then what is the point #THIS is the energy i need in my life

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#i honestly wanna say it's either shrek or the incredibles #no shame lmao

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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fuck me up with those forearms

#90s Duchovny will literally be the end of me

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watching new girl again and just reminded how i would absolutely melt if a Dermot Mulroney were to swoon me

#new girl #dermot mulroney #ughhhhhhhhh #he's so pretty #and then just older men UGH #i'm not okay rn #jessica day #jess day #new girl s1

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*flatlines*

#this lives in my head rent free #honestly i would pay it to live in my head