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#NO NO NO #f1

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So, the Hulk to Sauber. Probably the most unexpected move of silly season at this point.

#nico hulkenberg #sauber #silly season 2024

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for narrative purposes i think the funniest possible thing that could happen is adrian newey going to ferrari and the car just absolutely flopping. you get a ferrari-newey-hamilton lineup and they are just. so slow. i actually think italy would explode

#this is the first chuckle I've had since I first heard #silly season 2024 #adrian newey

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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.

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He is so bad.. 😂❤️

#i was so hoping someone would clip this #peak redline content #max verstappen #luke crane #team redline

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Redbull mechanics using the China trophy as a hula hoop and Ferrari mechanics having their vogue photoshoot. Clearly the best teams.

Mercedes is watching their flop boss have a mental breakdown over one driver and sleeping with the other. Alpine has 5 members. Williams has half a car. Sauber pitstops are being done by snails. Everyone else is irrelevant.

I'm fucking WHEEZING

#ha! #the team™️ #oracle red bull racing

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Oracle Red Bull Racing 2024 Photo by Sam Todd

#max verstappen

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I love love love the chrome!

#his miami helmets are always amazing #max verstappen #miami gp 2024

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#wow #so much to unpack here #calum nicholas

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the description of something looking "like a renaissance painting" is wildly overused and makes me twitch BUT that shot of the marshals trying to move valtteri's car genuinely had wild composition

#ha! #chinese gp 2024

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he's a runner he's a track star

#🎶 some people stay in the darkness afraid to step into the light🎶 #<-🤣🤣🤣 #so true #max verstappen #chinese gp 2024

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occasional posts from users

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karun chandok saying max might need to go to another team and win there to be properly considered one of the greats 😑 it must be actual effort to be this stupid

#I think him doing it with another team would make his legend bigger but not doing it doesn’t make his status smaller #<- this this this #max verstappen #chinese gp 2024

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Synchronised teammate shenanigans :’)

#synchronised bulls #max verstappen #checo perez

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Max about adding more sprints and that he and the team still needs to be perfect ❤️

Louder for the people in the back! 🗣️

#LOUDERRRR #max verstappen #chinese gp 2024

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rbr pit crew pulling off a universe-tilting 2.0+2.1 double stack and then being like hey :) wanna see me do it again? :) and then casually pulling off a 1.9+2.0 double stack

#they're coming to take their world record back McLaren #😌😌😌 #chinese gp 2024

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Post-race press, all Max's answers ❤️

#max verstappen #chinese gp 2024