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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person

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thinking about the group the OG Teagan is from

Teagan: undead princess who died from a plague and their father became a necromancer to bring them back, at the cost of just. So Many of their people. very tired. covered in stitches from having to reattach their limbs

Rhys: red headed wild mage. full name is Chrysanta (chrysanthemum). nurse. bigender. met her fiancé when he came into the ER after cutting his hand helping his brotherput together a bookcase. absolutely ass-over-teakettle for him. batshit mage

Bridget: half-dragon. her adopted sibling found her egg abandoned in the woods and brought it home where she hatched. parents were very surprised but happily accepted this strange baby into their family. absolutely adores her sibling. poly bi

Synnøve: FROST GIANT BABE. fled to Midgard when she was pregnant with her son Kjell bc he's half-fire dragon. will destroy anyone who gets between her and her son. grudgingly affectionate of her group

#potato talks

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#ch: teagan the hunter #ch: katharine cooper #ch: astra #ch: ahava ella #oh wait #ch: naera

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the more i call a character a dweeb, the more i like them. case in point, im reading dismas/reynauld fics and every 4 minutes im calling them "gay ass dweebs" but to be fair. they're gay ass dweebs. or rather bi ass dweebs but the habit of calling a ship gay ass dweebs definitely started with antal/alfred. although alfred is bi and antal is gay

anyways. i love these dweebs

#potato talks

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this has probably been done before, but i'm curious to see!

what is your gender identity?

cisgender

transgender

nonbinary

genderqueer

multigender (bigender, trigender, pangender etc.)

genderfluid

agender

xenogender

demiboy/girl/flux

multiple of these

none of these/other (put in tags?)

unsure/questioning

unfortunately bc of the 12 option limit i couldn't include everything, so i went with the ones i remembered off the top of my head!

#trans nb babey #but i HAVE id'd as 5 more on this list before

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A little stupid, a little horny. The usual.

#ch: antal #aka every time alfred is a bit of a bastard #ch: teague #THEE horny idiot (affectionate)

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sometimes i remember i read a fic with the phrase "canoodled your posterior" which was. sure a choice of words

#potato talks #i mean i think its a hysterical choice of words but like. Not ones i would choice #if i ever posted smut #i cant remember if it was explicit smut though #or much about it tbh

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the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.

#art!

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i love my hellion, she does so much damage right now (to me at least) maybe more than Reynauld? idk off the top of my head

her name doesn't quite fit but its slowly growing on me. her name is Pierrepont

#potato plays darkest dungeon

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yaaaay i beat my first medium dungeon! or rather, it was my third attempt on one. the first two attempts resulted in Mortimer and then Garin and Caunter dying but no one died this time!! yaaaaaay!!

#potato plays darkest dungeon

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#145 Baby - Zapdos are Legendary Pokémon that prefer to nest in high peaks, where they are hidden from view by cloud cover. Their eggs are thick-shelled and durable, prepared to be exposed to the frequent, powerful storms that adult Zapdos generate when flying. Likewise, Zapdos chicks are feisty and tough, and leave the nest at a younger age than their Legendary cousins. Zapdos parents teach their young chicks how to fly and sense electrical currents amongst a storm. With time, the slowly maturing chicks will be taught how to generate and release electricity; however, precise control of their electrical powers comes with age and experience. Zapdos chicks have a temper as mercurial as a storm, and will not hesitate to shock anyone or anything that makes them mad!

Named: Sparkdos - Zapdos

This baby Zapdos was commissioned. (Baby Articuno) (Baby Moltres)

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#oh my GOD LOOK AT THAT FLOOFER #i love them #art! #pokemon

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i have no adhd meds today. or tomorrow. i want to peel my skin off already

#potato talks #personal

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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

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no stream today

i dont feel up to it

#potato talks streaming

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Decadent Small Batch Brownies filled with Caramel Sauce

#save tag #food #recipes