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ed/stede narwhal?

Coming back to the same place

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On land, there is satisfaction in seeing your hard work pay off in a way it doesn't at sea. Perhaps it's because you're tied to one place. Or if you fuck it up, you're going to have a real hard time. Ed thinks it's because he's building this life with Stede.

It's amazing how doing the same thing every day isn't boring when it's for their benefit. Doing a little at a time until they have something.

The first thing they built together was the bed. For practicality, but also symbolism. The best part, of course, was breaking it in.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fic #gentlebeard #ed teach #i wrote a thing

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This is Amber. As you can see she rules the place.

(I did indeed survive the dolls. We have established detente.)

#things involving me

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I HAVE TO SLEEP HERE THIS WAS A MISTAKE

AVENGE MY DEATH IF I DO NOT RETURN FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH

#things involving me #dolls cw

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Hello my doves,

By the time you see this I will be on my way to Alaska to fulfill familial obligations. I do not know if I will be too busy to keep up or if I'll be so bored I'm here more than usual.

If Samba posts another BTS thing please let me know. I will still be checking messages and such.

Don't burn the place down while I'm gone!

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Sorta instigated by @blakbonnet 😘

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“Olu, can I ask you a question?” Stede has that very solemn, earnest look about him, the one Oluwande has learned will lead to either the deepening of a connection or oversharing and irreparable psychic damage. He never knows which. 

“Sure.” He takes a sip from his water bottle.

“What’s a ‘zaddy’?” 

Olu didn’t think spit takes were actually a thing until he saw water all over the table. He grabs a towel and cleans up the mess, if only so he doesn’t have to answer Stede immediately. 

“Um, well. Do you know what a daddy is?” He prays he doesn’t have to explain this to Stede too.

“I’m assuming this is not about having sired children?” Well, it’s a start.

“That’s a DILF, it’s not the same thing!” Archie calls from where she’s sweeping the floor. 

“Not what we’re talking about, but thanks!” Olu calls back. He returns his attention to Stede. “Anyways. ‘Daddy’ is… a vibe. Usually in reference to older men but not always. A zaddy is… Okay. Do you know who Christopher Meloni is?” He’s grateful for Lucius’s prattle about pop culture nonsense, because he did remember this. 

Stede shakes his head and takes out his phone, doing the older adult hunt and peck on his keyboard. His eyebrows raise when whatever he’s looking at loads.

“So I’m guessing it’s complimentary?” He’s got that little smile on his face, the one that reminds Olu Stede’s still adjusting to people finding him attractive. It's cute.

“Wait, somebody called you ‘zaddy’?” Archie’s materialized across the room. “Let me see!” 

Stede sighs dramatically, terribly put-upon. “If you must.” He brings up an app on his phone, tilts it so Olu and Archie can see.

Archie gives a low whistle. The guy messaging Stede is hot. Long silver hair, big brown eyes, leather pants, a not quite slutty purple crop top that exposes a bit of tummy. (Look. Olu is happily taken, but he has eyes, okay?)

“Stede, if that’s the guy messaging you, I think you should let him call you whatever he likes.”

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Salty ask #25 fix TROS pls 🙏🏻

How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX?

Oh god. There are so, so many things.

Give Dominic Monaghan's lines back to Rose (fuck you JJ)

More Rose in general tbh. You can't just introduce a major character in one movie and sideline them in the next!!

Flesh out Finn's Force ability (or not). It's ambiguous enough I think the story would be strengthened by coming down on one side or the other.

Make Jannah not Lando's daughter. Not all the Black people in space need to be related to each other!!

Clarify the mechanism by which Jannah and the other former stormtroopers came to break their conditioning. I would really prefer it not be something like "Our latent Force abilities protected us", which was pretty strongly implied.

More OT3 banter. Always more OT3 banter.

No Rey Palpatine. Let her be a nobody like she always should have been!

I actually don't care about changing the Ben/Rey stuff because everybody kind of gets what they want?

I think that's everything I can think of!

#replies #wintersoldierfell #most of this is 'take all the bits ben shapiro liked and make them into things he hates' tbh

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Things have a way of working out.

#our flag means death #stiddies

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I am glad to be able to share "zaddy" with you tonight, my fellow deranged nerds. The world's fucking shit, but there are little bright spots we must enjoy so we have something to get us through the shit.

Thank u Samba for these morale boosting dopamine hits.

#our flag means death #ofmd #and i feel love in this spanish jackie'z tonight

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#our flag means death

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A c1890 Victorian-era bracelet with Etruscan Revival granulation and wirework details and seed pearl studded leaves and a horseshoe. Built in bloomed 15K yellow gold. Probably English.

eriebasin.com

#jewelry

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#scream!! #our flag means death

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#i live in washington so i'm just fine

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Edward Teach coined the word "zaddy" back in the 1700s, actually

#our flag means death #cackling

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Sorta instigated by @blakbonnet 😘

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“Olu, can I ask you a question?” Stede has that very solemn, earnest look about him, the one Oluwande has learned will lead to either the deepening of a connection or oversharing and irreparable psychic damage. He never knows which. 

“Sure.” He takes a sip from his water bottle.

“What’s a ‘zaddy’?” 

Olu didn’t think spit takes were actually a thing until he saw water all over the table. He grabs a towel and cleans up the mess, if only so he doesn’t have to answer Stede immediately. 

“Um, well. Do you know what a daddy is?” He prays he doesn’t have to explain this to Stede too.

“I’m assuming this is not about having sired children?” Well, it’s a start.

“That’s a DILF, it’s not the same thing!” Archie calls from where she’s sweeping the floor. 

“Not what we’re talking about, but thanks!” Olu calls back. He returns his attention to Stede. “Anyways. ‘Daddy’ is… a vibe. Usually in reference to older men but not always. A zaddy is… Okay. Do you know who Christopher Meloni is?” He’s grateful for Lucius’s prattle about pop culture nonsense, because he did remember this. 

Stede shakes his head and takes out his phone, doing the older adult hunt and peck on his keyboard. His eyebrows raise when whatever he’s looking at loads.

“So I’m guessing it’s complimentary?” He’s got that little smile on his face, the one that reminds Olu Stede’s still adjusting to people finding him attractive. It's cute.

“Wait, somebody called you ‘zaddy’?” Archie’s materialized across the room. “Let me see!” 

Stede sighs dramatically, terribly put-upon. “If you must.” He brings up an app on his phone, tilts it so Olu and Archie can see.

Archie gives a low whistle. The guy messaging Stede is hot. Long silver hair, big brown eyes, leather pants, a not quite slutty purple crop top that exposes a bit of tummy. (Look. Olu is happily taken, but he has eyes, okay?)

“Stede, if that’s the guy messaging you, I think you should let him call you whatever he likes.”

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fic #stede bonnet #oluwande boodhari #if you don't write olu channeling a very tired shift manager at mcdonald's when dealing with stede #you haven't done it right #i wrote a thing

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they had so much fun filming tho like this is a show borne out of love and friends getting together to be insane together, and the giggling and the joy im beside myself that they don't get to come back to it, that I won't get to see it again

#our flag means death #A COSMIC TRAGEDY

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that sand movie

#dune #well this is just stunning

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Ed looks like a dragged out of bed sleeping beauty through the whole sequence at Jackie's in s2e08 😅

#our flag means death #i'm love him