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#posts i would have really enjoyed in autumn of 2019

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

#yeah

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no, that's a basket. a blanket is the thing homestuck fans used to be annoying about

wghat the fuck is a blanket

i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

#yapping

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The Corpse, 1894 by Félix Vallotton

#shiloh

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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

#radu

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#i think they did it at my school? but not for my year so

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Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

#:-)

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

#why are they different colors?? #does t come in flavors now? like a vape? #if i were a tboy i would get the grape flavored testosterone for sure

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“ok but you guys better not be cunty cher and nicolas cage when i get there”

our dumb asses:

#they were not lying that nicolas cage and cher can cunty

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MY HONEST OPINION

#salem #sonny #elzie

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animal crossing: new leaf | ♡ some of my favorite furniture

#ac #fave #queue

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this wouldn't leave my brain

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#really good

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

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#no but i like the album art #hyhtb