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Ya boi is back

I'm back. Have y'all missed me? Probably not. So, just now I came up with an idea. I might create a persona who's a cancerous Tumblr user. You know what I mean, like SJW and all. Honestly, I hate them but, I also want to be popular, so... yeah. I might do this actually.

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Alexander's puns (Hamilton highschool au headcanon thing.)

*it's the lunch and it's pretty cold. Alexander is walking around in the large garden area. He happens to notice Aaron Burr who was unfortunate enough to be a victim of Alexander's puns.*

Alexander: it sure is cold outside, huh?

*Aaron turns and looks at Alexander who is smirking*

Aaron: Alex. Please.

Alexander: it just wants to make me go BURR...

*Aaron facepalms as Alexander laughs at his own joke. Aaron starts to walk away but Alexander keeps coming after him.*

Alexander: Guess what I bought today?

Aaron: *sigh* what did you buy?

*Alexander pulls out a burito wrapped in a plastic bag.*

Alexander: a BURRITO!

Aaron: shut up for a second will you?! Your puns are pissing me off... a HAMIL-TON.

*both Burr and Hamilton are laughing like maniacs.*

Aaron: James is ill again.

Alexander: Maybe you should buy him MADISON.

Aaron: but seriously enough with the puns.

Alexander: yeah.

Aaron: anyways, I'm going to Wendy's after school. Come if you want to.

Alexander: nah, I'll be going to Laurens'.

John: cuz we have better burgers!

*John highfives Alexander*

Aaron: you just prenounced that. It's supposed to be a BURRGER.

The end.

#I had nothing better to do. #Hamilton puns. #why did i even do this

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6th of November, 2017, Monday.

It’s 1:00 am as I’m writing this… oh boy… things seem to be good these last few days. So, what exactly happened? You guys remember the creepy friend I had? Yeah, we’re not friends anymore, I was brutally honest and I MIGHT have roasted him a bit too much and now he hates my ass. I’ll be honest, it did hurt a little when he said that he never wanted to see me again, but I’m not TOO hurt by it. I’m doing my best to ignore him. And why exactly fo I feel this way? I never thought that rhings would go down like this; I thought he’d eventually forget about me.

Other than that, school can suck my non-exsisting dick, cuz I hate it’s ass. The classroom is probably the closest you’ll get to the front porch of Jake Paul’s house. Most of the people are very loud and I’m pretty salty beacause of their nonstop screaming.

So, there are these two kids that are WAY too loud for their own good. I’ll call them Doritos and Soda, cuz they don’t go together with my Picklenickless ass. Doritos is like one of those sluts on musical.ly -croptops and all- and Soda is a trans guy, just as annoying as Doritos. They just scream the whole day as if they were crazy fangirls… oh and they also don’t really like me.

A few days ago, I was trapped in a cubicle at the school’s toilet because my stupid ass couldn’t remember which way the lock thingy is supposed to turn to. I had no other solution but to awkwardly shout for help. So, meth, another classmate of mine, and her friends just happen to hear me. She comes in like; “omg, Nick, are you ok?” Lo and behold, her friends are none other than Soda and Doritos. They start screaming and I cover my ears. Thankfully, Meth takes them away and I realize that I’ve been turning the lock thing the wrong way this whole time.

Now to some more positive stuff;

I got my first art request… or free commission… Idk. Last Friday, I was going home earlier than usual because of my fever and this kid came up to me. I’ll just go ahead and describe this as a Hamilton parody:

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(2017, 11:00 pm)

Kid: pardon me, are you picklesnickless, sir?

Nick: I’m a girl, but who’s asking?

Kid: oh, well, sure sir! I’m just some random kid who happens to be your fan, could you draw something for me?

Nick: sure, why not?

Kid: yay! I saw your drawing at the counselor’s room, I really liked it, I’ve been a big fan since then! Will you teach me how to draw as good as you draw? I want to be a artist too, so…

Nick: who should I draw for you?

Kid: y'see, I really like yansim, do you know Midori green? I’ve seen her on Bujuu mike’s videos, I love that guy! So, what do you say? When will it be done?

Nick: I’ll try to finish it by Monday or so-

Kid: you’re my hero! I wish I could draw as good as you-

Nick: didn’t you say the same thing to my friend? Also you’re pronouncing some stuff wrong, you gotta fix that, ‘kay?

Kid: Yandev is lazy, he puts no efford to the game!

Nick: did you even watch his videos? He works, too much.

Kid: he doesn’t.

Nick: You’re just blaming him for working way too hard.

Kid: he developed those highschool simulator games.

Nick: look, I’ve gotta go. See you on Monday, if I’m on time.

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And that sums up the whole incident. Some random kid came up to me at school and requested for me to draw Midori Gurin from Yandere Simulator. I still haven’t gotten to drawing the thing. I’ll probably draw it today. I’ll probably get it done during class or something.

Other than that, yesterday, I went to the mall with my mom and brother. Basically my mom came across her old friend, macaroni, and her daughter, cheese. Turns out, both Macaroni and Cheese are theatre nerds like me. Of course, I ask if They know Hamilton, and Macaroni says something that made me want to marry her… “ oh, yes! Actually, we’re going to see it at London this year.”

I didn’t even know that Hamilton was going on tour at London! I hope that I can go to watch the show with my mom, Macaroni and Cheese. Most likely, we’ll go after winter, they say that London is cold in winter but I don’t give a fuck. Bitch, nothing can get between me and this musical. If I want to see it, I’ll see it and y'all ain’t gon’ stop my ass!

So, that’s about it for today. Goodbye for now.

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What happened in "the room where it happens."

(This takes place in the highschool AU. Basically a headcannon-ish thing about the so-called "room where it happens.")

Thomas: so, I made mac'n'cheese-

Alexander: your food tastes like shit, we all know it!

Thomas: What'd you say again? I couldn't hear you over my greatness!

Alexander: there you go again with your egotestical point of view.

Thomas: says the lion himself.

*Thomas and Alexander start arguing.*

James: what are we here for again?

*everyone looks at eachother, confused.*

Alexander: I dunno... hey, what are you doing?

*Thomas is on his phone watching stuff on youtube.*

James: and he's ignoring us.

Alexander: he started it James and you know it.

James: not really... but you're right, he can't cook anything.

Thomas: I can hear y'all!

Alexander: I don't care if you hear us or not, learn to take critisim!

*Alexander and Thomas are glaring at eachother while James just sits by the window.*

Alexander: JEFFERSON!!!!!

Thomas: HAMILTON!!!!!

James: oh boy...

*as Thomas and Alexander are fighting, James spots Aaron Burr (the student council) dancing in the courtyard along with some people.*

James: *turns at Thomas and Alexander* um... you guys?

*Thomas and Alexander look at James*

Thomas/Alexander: what?

James: you guys might want to look at this.

*they're all looking out of the window*

Thomas: and he's lost his mind.

Alexander: this is the only and one time I'll ever agree with you.

Thomas: same here. *Thomas walks away* anyways, I'm going home! I'll see y'all tomorrow!

James: I'm also going... oi, Hamilton!

Alexander: yes?

James: don't tell Burr what we've seen. He's pretty salty, you know.

Alexander: fine, fine.

*with that James walks out of the room. Alexander pulls out his phone and starts filming Aaron's shannanigans.*

Alexander: wait till Peggy sees this...

(And that's the end of this thing. I know it's the first time I'm posting two things a day, but honestly, I wanted to post this. Bye for now.)

#the room where it happens #Hamilton highschool #is this considered headcannon? #since when did Burr dance? #this kinda sucks.

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October 31st 2017, Tuesday

There was a halloween party today, mom didn't send me to school... fuuuuuck.

Today, I was in bed the whole day, checking youtube and sleeping. So, you could say that it was too boring today. Since I don't have much else to do, I'll just write (or rather type) something random.

So, have any of you guys had thoughts of what a book, movie, etc. will be like and it turned out to be something COMPLETELY different? It happens to me all the time...

Undertale: the story of two skeleton brothers who are stuck in a purgatory-like place. The concept is somewhat like over the garden wall.

Hamilton: a tv show about the 1770's.

Heathers: mean girls: 80's edition.

Stranger things: a cheap rip-off of slenderman chasing kids around, blood, gore, death. You know, the usual crappy horror movie.

Les mis: the overwhelmingly clichè story of a blonde girl.

Jungle book: this boy is somehow manages to survive in the woods without food, clean water, etc.

Titanic: a ship.

Be more chill: typical highschool drama.

Dear Evan Hansen: this sounds gay, I like it.

Yuri on ice: two girls smashing on ice... how are they able to NOT get a cold?

Twilight: vampire boy falls in love with a girl, they have babies, the end.

Harry potter: the adventures of a wizard boy with glasses.

And that's about it! I hope you enjoyed this post, bye for now!

#nothing to write #misjudging stuff for no reason whatsoever #I've never watched BMC or DEH before. #heathers wasn't what I expected it to be #hamilton wasn't even a tv show #stranger things have nothing to do with slenderman or crappy horror movies #harry potter isn't for kids... right? #I've never watched Twilight but it sucks anyways #les mis wasn't only about the blonde girl

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30th of October 2017, Monday.

I'm feeling lazy and I have a fever. So, yesterday was the 29th and it was the independence day of Turkey; it was Sunday and I didn't have school. Today, I went to school and I came back from school at 11:00 am or so. I didn't want to attend the whole ceremony thingy, because even if I attend a art school... the ceremony stuff is just horrible. I came home and I'm exhausted. I look at my tempeture and as my shitty luck would have it, I have a fever. I'm in bed now, I don't want to eat, drink or move; I just want to lay down and sleep for 24 hours. Also, tomrrow's halloween and if my fever doesn't go down, I won't be able to attend the halloween party at school... I feel like I'm somehow fucking my own life up.

Long story short, I've gotta stay home and hibernate for a day or two. That's all for now, I guess. Bye for now! :3

#i'm ill #fever #sleep #i'll shut up now

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27th of October, 2017, Friday.

Hey, it's me, Nick. I haven't been posting in a while, I was lazy and whatnot. Have you ever felt like your life is going downhill? I know I am feeling that way... Why?

It all begins before I had a Tumblr account. About two or three months ago to be exact. So, there's this guy and I've known him for- like a year or so- and this guy isn't okay. He thinks he's Jesus, he claims to have gone to hell and heaven and just tries to hit on me. It particularly got worse when we were at the mall. You see, we have the same interests -that's why he was my friend in the first place- but he just kept asking all these perverted stuff. I never actualy answered but this time he was forcing me to answer him.

Before we move on, 1- this wasn't a date, no. We were friends and we just wanted to hang out. 2- my mother, my younger brother, his mother and his older brother are with us. Let's continue;

After a while, I noticed that there was a new movie on the cinema, so I asked his mother and brother, my own brother and mother and of course him. He basically threw a tantrum, and forced me to buy him a mug he had seen earlier at a store. How exactly will I buy it? With my own money. Why? Cuz he spent his money on fucking yu-gi-oh cards or some shit like that.

So the mug is fifty bucks or something, and I can't efford it. I say I don't have the money and he says that he'll watch the movie if I kiss him... Yeah, no. I look at him like "bitch WTF?" And he just gives me this perverted look. So, I just blow a kiss at him. He STILL begs me to buy the mug. Keep in mind that he's about 20-years-old and is working.

I endup buying him the mug thanks to my mom and as we're going out the store he leans and whispers into my ear...

"Squeeze my nipple."

Ok, what the actual fuck? 1st, you're older than me, and it DOES count as pedophilia; 2nd, what kind of person are you?! I do the most sensible thing and punch him.

Anyway, we go to wherever the cinema is, and we get in the theatre and find our seats. I'm not kidding, he tries touching me from the second the movie begins, until the intermission. Eventually, during the intermission, I switch places with my brother, who was sitting next to me. I didn't tell this to anyone, because he was my only friend at the time and I was alone.

Last week, when I was getting out of my japanese course, he calls me, right? He's like; " hey Nick? I was wondering if we could be more than friends?" Yeah, that son of a bitch asked me on a date. As every girl with common sense would do, I refuse, close the phone, block him on all social media sites and his phone number and try to ignore this whole ordeal. And I was ignoring this until I noticed how... not okay he was. I had a panic attack and stressed over this thing for two days straight. The worst part is that he not only goes to the same course as me, he goes to the same music academy as me.

I'm happy that he will be moving to CA next year and that his financial situation is pretty shitty. He won't be showing up at the japanese course and the music academy, hopefully.

That sums up my story about a creepy ex-friend. Bye for now y'all!

#creepy friend #toxic people #pervert #my life is a mess

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16th of October 2017, monday.

Holy shit, I'm bored! :D

You know the usual for today, wake up, school, fake headache, come home, look at drawing techniques, etc. but other than that, I have joined the designing competiton at my school!

Yay? I dunno...

The theme is Animals, every animal was taken, so I decided to make a dress (or rather aesthetic) about the black swan. Hopefully, it'll turn out well.

I have nothing else to actually talk about. So, I'll cut this short.

#short #bored af

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October 15 2017, sunday.

I've done nothing really interesting today, I woke up, ate breakfast and played video games until I got bored. Since I have nothing better to do today, I will give y'all relationship advices...

1: it's OK to be shy, especially if they're a hot-looking stranger. Just "view them from afar."

2: if you know'em, try to impress them. Now, remember to BE YOURSELF, otherwise you might just end up not impressing them.

3: ask them if they like anything you like... for example Hamilton. If they like it, then sing a song from the musical! If they don't, try getting them into the fandom. Don't force them though!

4: bring them gifts, small things will work best. If you buy too much stuff for them, they might end up disliking how much you spoil them.

5: if you are in a relationship, and you want to get laid with your lover, try seducing them. Don't force them to... um... have Geschlechtsverkehr* with you.

*Geschlechtsverkehr means intercourse in German.*

6: do what they suggest at times. Not always though. Say, if they suggested a show to you, watch it and see if you like it. Be honest eith them if you don't like it.

7: if you're going to get laid, use protection unless if you want a kid.

8: if you're gonna propose, don't be clichè! Do something different! For example, put the ring on their finger while they're asleep along with a note that says "will you marry me?"

9: are you going to break up? Be straightforward... or just tell them that you should see different people. Hopefully, they'll understand. If THEY broke up with you, try to get over 'em. Video games, movies, night-outs and traveling might help.

Number 10 paces FIRE!!

If you watched Hamilton, you'd get this, remember sad moments and cry. Anyways, that was all for today y'all!

#hamilton reference #relationship advice from a single girl

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14th of October, 2017; saturday.

Only two weeks until halloween and I still can't decide on who I should be. I'm pretty stressed because I'll be going to a party that my friend will host. At first I decided to be someone from Hamilton, but I remembered that she doesn't like Hamilton. I wanted to be something that everyone would know, but wouldn't dress up as... a dildo. I'm not kidding y'all, it's the first thing that came to mind.

So, I went on Amazon to look for a dildo costume. Y'all, I shit you not, I found a dildo in the shape of a cucumber. At the end, I found no dildo costumes, so I just continued to watch videos on youtube... that's when I decided to cosplay as Alice Angel from BATIM.

I have no experience with intense makeup, but I guess I can do something. There's also a BIG chance of my friend not liking BATIM. I know that she likes "camp-camp" and "Rick and Morty", but I'm not really into those. I just can't help but panic a little on the inside.

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1st time on tumblr!

Hi, it's me, Nick. This is my first post on tumblr, so I just wanted to share some facts about me, with a Q and A at the end. Here we go!

I was born and raised in Turkey, Istanbul. As many of you may know, Turkey is a largely Muslim country, but even if I was born a Muslim, I don't consider myself to be one.

I like immature and dark jokes. Rather then laughing at a knock knock joke, I'm most likely to laugh at jokes about sex, death, shit, piss, etc.

I like musicals. My favorites are Hamilton, Heathers, The phantom of the opera and things of that sort.

I have an unhealthy obsession with: chocolate, the internet, Hating myself, cats, dogs, birds, any animal in general, naming things after my favorite characters, Japanese culture, etc.

I am Bi-curious... probably. I'm still not too sure myself actually.

I have ADHD, Depression and Anxiety. I was diagnosed with ADHD at 9-10 years old. I take meds and they do help to a certian degree. My Anxiety is the usual teenager worries and whatnot, according to my therapist. My depression appeared after 5th grade.

I was bullied. Throughout all my school life, I've been harassed by someone because I'm probably the most emotional person you can meet. I fell into depression, thoughts of suicide and eventually transferred to another school after 6th grade. I wasn't able to fit in again, so I went to an fine-arts school that I'm currently going to.

I'm not the most innocent person. Even if I didn't learn how to swear until 4th grade. Anyways, my mind is somewhere you should stay FAR away from. Trust me, it's for your own mental health.

I'm fluent in English, Turkish and I'm studying Japanese. I might learn more languages later on, such as Korean, Russian, Latin or Finnish. My English is fluent because of my parents. Thanks to them, I learned English.

I look like Anthony Ramos. Except the fact that I'm a girl, I have no freckles and my skin is really pale. Seriously, if you saw me at a beach during summer, you'd think it's my first time ever going outside!

I get annoyed when: people try to control me, I can't sleep and end up tossing and turning in my bed for 8 hours, people bother me, people claim something about a musical/book/ movie, etc. that isn't true, but say that it's true anyways. I know I sound rude here but hear me out, I have nothing against AU's and headcannons, so calm your beautiful asses down, ok?

I'm not the person to ship people for no reason. I like it when there's a reason behind a ship. There are some exceptions however.

My favorite foods/ drinks: brownies, homemade cheeseburgers, chocolate, ice cream, cheesecakes, rare beef, sushi, pirozhki, ice tea, starbucks chocolate cream, iced water/ cold water.

Small Q and A:

Q: what do you even look like?

A: I'm short, about 149 cm tall. Chubby thighs and a plump figure. I have hazel eyes, brown, curly hair and pale skin. I tend to wear sweaters, shirts, tights and running shoes. Additionally, My hair is very messy, I have a mole right above my right eyebrow, I have a deep voice, my ears aren't pierced, I don't wear any kind of make up, I usually take a book, my phone or my Ipad everywhere.

Q: I hate you because you don't ship anything!

A: that isn't even a question but... *sigh* I ship some ships, such as lams and NaruHina. By the way, here's some advice, don't hate people because they don't like something you like. It's their opinion and if you want to be a good friend, you don't leave them because of a ship.

Q: do you like anime?

A: yes. I like horror anime but I watch slice-of-life/ comedy anime sometimes.

Q: is your mother/ father from another country?

A: No, but both my parents have been to the USA for education purposes. However, my family does have immigrants.

Q: are you taken?

A: I don't feel ready for a relationship as of now, so please leave me alone and don't ask questions like this to me.

Q: what's bi-curious?

A: from my perspective, it's as if you're bisexual... but you like men more than women. But as I said, I dunno. I might not be bi-curious.

Q: views on sjw's/ feminazis/ furries/ any other cringy fandom/ community?

A: I don't mind furries or cringy fandoms/ communities too much. But I don't like sjw's or feminazis. Sjw's are bullying people into "acting the right way" while feminazis are ruining the true meaning feminism; which is equality between men and women.

That's all for now. I'll see y'all later. Bye!