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[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

Hey everyone, I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm going to be closing this blog down once I finish the rest of the requests that I have. I had planned on keeping this blog going longer but personal reasons have changed that plan.

My mom's health is taking a serious downturn and realistically, she will probably die by the end of the year and I want to spend as much time with her as possible. It's kinda why I became spotty with posting again but I do want to finish out the asks that have been sent in already. Imma try to have them all done by the middle of May.

#admin

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

a scenario w/balam crushing on his friend he knew since they were students at babyls? maybe he thinks he doesn't deserve them cuz they were always friendly and popular? happy ending pls

"So when are you going ask them out?" Kalego asked, nudging his friend in the side.

Balam's head snapped away from you and back to the other teacher. "Why would I do that, they don't think of me that way."

"How would you know if you don't ask them out?"

"If I do and they say no, then everything will be awkward," Balam whined. "Our friendship will be gone."

"Your friendship won't be gone," Kalego assured. "Besides, I know from a reliable source that they like you back."

Balam whipped around to fully face his friend. "Really? Who's your source?"

"I'm not telling," Kalego said, arms crosses as he looked up at his friend. "Now, by end of day you need to ask them out. I'm tired of talking to you and you ignoring me because you're watching them cook."

"But what if I'm not going enough for them? They're so popular and I've only had one partner and it didn't last very long."

"There's only one way to find out. You're going to regret not asking them out," Kalego said.

"If you're absolutely sure that they like me back," Balam said, but Kalego knew the demon well enough to see the nervousness in him.

"Just take a deep breath," Kalego said, softening a little. "You are a high ranking demon, you have a great career, you are a published author, you are worthy of having someone."

"I think that's the first nice thing you've said to me since my birthday," Balam joked.

"It is, so don't expect anything else for awhile now," Kalego huffed.

"Thank you," Balam said, clapping Kalego on his shoulder before heading over to where you were starting the clean up process now that lunch was almost over.

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Kalego nearly jumped out of his seat when the door to his office burst open so hard it almost came off the hinges. "What the hell?"

"I have a date this Saturday," Balam yelled out. "We're going to see a movie."

"Good for you, now make sure you didn't just put a hole in the wall, I don't need Sullivan deducting more out of my pay," Kalego demanded.

"Sorry, I'm just excited," Balam said as he looked over the wall real quick. Thankfully a stack of books took the force of the door and no hole was made.

"I don't know who your source is, but tell them thank you for letting me know," Balam said as he headed back to his office, a stack of tests to grade.

"There was no source dumbass," Kalego grumbled.

#mairimashita iruma kun scenario #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun scenario #kalego #balam

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

can you do a scenario or hcs for kalego when he develops feelings for opera's younger sibling?

Had he known up front that you were related to Opera, he would have gone out of his way to avoid you like the plague. Aint no way he is risking being tormented by another demon.

But he didn't know and here he was, falling hard for you. Never had he felt such feelings before. You were his peace. Someone he could go to and just be completely relaxed in your presence.

So after several months of dating, you suggested that the two of you meet your older sibling, the only family you have left and Kalego agreed.

He is a little old school so meeting his partner's family is important to him. He asked for ideas on gifts to get your sibling and you helped him pick out a nice wine to gift.

With your apartment smelling heavenly from the meal you made, he answered the door to none other than Opera.

Not realizing, he just shut the door in Opera's face without a word. No one was going to ruin this night for him.

When you heard the door close, you poked out from the kitchen and asked who it was. Kalego just shrugged and said no one important.

Until another knock came.

Walking out from the kitchen, you opened the door this time and your face lit up as you jumped toward Opera, wrapping your arms around them and saying how much you missed them.

Opera responded to you, saying how much they missed their little sibling while making direct eye contact with Kalego.

Kalego felt the color drain from his face, his hands turn sweaty, and his heart rate spike. His flight or fight reflexes kicking in as he glanced toward the nearest window, debating if he could make it there before Opera caught him.

"Kalego, this is Opera, Opera, this is Kalego," you introduced. "Are you okay?" you asked, noticing Kalego's expression.

"We already know each other," Opera said. "Remember the stories from high school that I told you, I had two underlings. He was one of them," Opera grinned.

"Oh, this makes it easier then," you grinned, unaware of Kalego's internal struggle. This night was going to be a long one.

#mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma kun headcanons #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun headcanons #opera #kalego

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

I love all of you and the Iruma fandom but someone please send a Kaiju or one piece ask for me please 😭😭

I'm running out of ideas for balam and kalego, they've been requested so much lately.

#admin

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

what about gaap from M!IK dating fem!human!reader like

before dating

confession

in relationships

leave to your choice what it will be (headcannons or scenario)

💐💐 omfg you have no idea how much I adore him 💗

I wanna see his face so bad especially after one of the recent chapters talking about it 😭😭

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Surprisingly pretty shy. He normally is very extroverted and can go up to anyone and start talking, but you were the one person he couldn't get up the courage to talk to.

Elizabet had to step in and help after noticing that he likes you. So she started talking to you and when he got close, she roped him into the conversation and then dipped out when he relaxed and was comfortable talking to you.

The confession is short and to the point. He knew that if he hesitated once, he wouldn't be able to go through with it. So like ripping a bandaid off, he walking up to you when you were alone and blurted it out with a deep bow, sweating nervously.

He almost doesn't hear you respond in kind because his heart was beating so loud.

The sweetest boyfriend ever but sometimes you have to put your foot down. He will try to spoil you rotten and go along with anything you want so you have to force out of him what he wants to do so you can make sure he is enjoying himself just as much.

#mairimashita iruma kun headcanons #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun headcanons #goemon

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

Can we get Jazzy's relationship headcanons please?

loves acting as an older brother if you have younger siblings. he is so good with kids, your parents are just like, yeah, we approve of this one.

is kinda nervous on dates. he wants to hold your hand, but then his hands get all clammy and he doesn't want you to feel that.

very easy to fluster. just give him a peck on the cheek and his is blushing, its adorable.

brags about you to everyone. half the class is annoyed and tired of it the other half is happy for him and just lets him rattle on.

the two of you in a cute pic is his phone background and he just stares at it sometimes. Like if he needs a break from studying or his brother did something to upset him, he just looks at pics of you that he's taken and it makes him happy again.

#mairimashita iruma kun headcanons #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun headcanons #jazz

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

I'm here just to say that I LOVE your M!IK headcannons and scenarios!!!!

Thank you so much for your work

thank you boo, its so sad that there isn't more in this fandom.

#admin

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

I need you to realize how funding feral I am over shichiro balam.

This bird is my favorite creature and he needs more smmmuuuut! MORE BALAM SMUT!

we are all dirty whores for Balam

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Your nails scratched at his scalp, tugging his slightly as you bite back a moan. Not that it mattered at this point, you were pretty sure anyone walking near Balam's office could figure out what was going on with the way he was fucking you against the door. At least it was after school hours.

A whine escaped when Balam turned to your neck, his fangs nipping at the spot right below your right ear, your weak spot. This bastard was trying to get you to make noise.

You tightening your grip on his hair, two can play at this game. A guttural growl left the demon as he dug his fingers into your ass even harder as he lifted you up higher, his pace slowly down.

At the new angle, his cock was hitting a deeper spot in you and lost it, a low moan leaving you. "That's it," Balam said, "let me hear you."

In the back of your mind, you heard footsteps approach the office before stopping and quickly retreating but you couldn't care, not being so close to finishing as Balam continued to fuck you.

#mairimashita iruma kun scenario #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun scenario #balam #ya nasties

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

excuse me can i ask sfw and nsfw headcanons of Balam and Kalego with fem! human! assassin! reader as Yor Forger from spy x family?

Kalego:

Wont really say it out loud but it very impressed with your skills. He had no idea humans were capable of such things so it opens his eyes a little.

When the two of you spar, he is a little less worried about hurting you but is happy to know that in most cases you should be able to protect yourself from demons so long as magic doesn't get involved.

Will never in his life admit this and will die if it comes out, but he kinda likes being overpowered in bed. Just tie him up or hold his wrists above his head while you ride him into the sunset and he is weak

He never thought of himself as a kinky man but when he noticed how flexible you were, he kinda started playing around with positions and damn, he didn't know sex could feel like that.

Balam:

Very impressed and will tell you repeatedly. Though it usually comes with a lot of questions concerning humans and the full extent of their abilities.

Kinda wants to do some experiments but tries to contain himself. Is very amused when you challenge him to physical activities. Especially when you're drunk because you get a little arrogant and try to arm wrestle him. Of course, being the absolute sweetheart he is, he lets you win. Not that you remember come morning.

He was always worried with his partners that he would hurt them, between his claws, talons, and teeth but he doesn't feel as scared with you since you have demonstrated how resilient you are. This has brought out his more possessive side during sex.

Loves tying you up and seeing what you can and can't break out of during sex.

#mairimashita iruma kun headcanons #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun headcanons #kalego #balam #ya nasties

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

would it be possible for a scenario of a cute kiss between Luffy and the reader? TYSM

You grinned as you pulled the new chap sticks out of your shopping bag. The second you saw them, an evil planned formed in your head. Luffy wasn't the most romantic and while he had no issues holding hands, anything past that was completely unfamiliar to him. But you may have found a way to make it worth it to him.

Looking over the different flavors, you chose the peach pie flavored chap stick and put some on.

"Find anything good?" Luffy asked, noticing the two bags on your bed.

"I did actually," you grinned. "Since this salty wind constantly dries my lips out, I found some nice chap sticks that are all pie flavored," you said, immediately noticing the captain perk up.

"Pie flavored?"

"Yup. I just put one on, why don't you give me a kiss and see if you can guess what type of pie it is? If you get it right, I'll ask Sanji to make you a fancy drink like he does Robin, Nami and I."

"Deal," Luffy grinned, confidant in his abilities to taste test food. Stepping up to him, you tugged him lightly into a kiss, keeping him for a couple of seconds before letting him pull away.

His nose scrunched as he ran his tongue over his lips trying to figure it out. "Want another taste?" you asked, enjoying your evil plan.

"Is it cherry?" Luffy asked.

"Nope," you grinned.

Luffy let out a little whine in frustration but you just puckered your lips at him. Taking the hint he gave you a quick kiss, trying again to guess the flavor.

You could practically see the steam coming out of his ears as he thought long and hard. "Is it peach?" he finally asked.

"That's right," you grinned.

"How many different pies are there? I want to try this again," Luffy laughed.

"Five, let's see if you can get them on the first try next time," you said.

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

I saw the scenario you had of balam with him noticing the temperature difference between demons and humans. can i ask for a scenario with kalego and human reader with this concept? u can choose if you want it sfw or nsfw. whichever is easier :)

"Everything okay?" you laughed nervously as Kalego held the back of his hand to your forehead, a scowl on his face.

"Why are you working today? You have a huge fever."

"I do? I feel fine," you said, confused as you shoed his hand away and placed your own on your forehead. "No, my forehead feels normal."

"What do you mean normal? The skin on my hand is red from how hot you are," Kalego said, showed the pinked skin to you.

"This is my normal temperature, how have you never noticed?" you asked, taking his hand in your two.

Kalego scowled again at the heat coming off of you, angry at himself for not having noticed the temperature difference between the two of you before. Maybe because it was summer and everyone was running hot but now that the weather was cooling it was more noticeable.

Lowering his voice, "Are all humans this hot?" Kalego asked, thinking that could be the only reason why there was such a difference.

"Yes, our temperatures usually hover in the high 90s. A fever for us would be in the low 100s," you explained.

"That's outrageous, you humans are weird," Kalego stated, matter of factly.

"Don't be rude, you wont be complaining come winter when we are sharing a bed and you're snuggling up to me for warmth," you teased, leaning in closer to whisper in his ear.

Kalego felt the blush creep up his checks. "We'll see about that," he tried to say calmly but it came out as a weak stutter causing you to grin.

#mairimashita iruma kun scenario #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun scenario #kalego

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

Can I request a cutesy scenario with Kalego noticing the shape of his human s/o's ears and how it differs from his own demon looking ones? Thank you ❤️

this is so adorable, I love it.

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You brushed your hair behind your ear as you bent down to grab your bag, ready to head home for the day after dealing with moody teenagers. Kalego watched you, noticing for the first time your rounded ear, several piercings decorating the cartilage.

"You're ears are weird," Kalego said, his hand reaching out and gingerly touching your ear before his brain could fully comprehend what he was doing.

Laughing, you stood back up, the shock on his face a welcome expression from the usual sour one. "I know we haven't been dating that long, but did you just now notice?"

Jerking his hand back, Kalego fought against the blush creeping up his face at what he just did. Even though it was only the two of you in the classroom, he had never so much as given you a lingering glance while in public. He had a very strict line between personal and professional life, outside of Balam who made it hard to keep the line in place. "You always have your hair down so I never saw your ears clearly," Kalego said. "I've never seen round ears like that before."

"Iruma has round ears too," you said, walking out of the classroom with him. "And here I thought you were more observant than this, Mr. Guard Dog," you teased.

Kalego tried to stutter something out but it turned into an incoherent rant that just had you laughing more.

#mairimashita iruma kun scenario #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun scenario #kalego

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

More Balam NSFW scenario pleasee <3

The collective thirst over our A+ bird demon is just *chefs kiss*

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It only took one of his hands to easily wrap around your two wrists with ease, reminding you of just how large and powerful he was. His mask left discarded somewhere in the room as he pinned you against the wall, his fangs biting into your neck.

You whined at him as his other hand gripped at your ass, your legs wrapped around him, his cock rubbing up against you.

"Always in such a rush to take me," the demon chuckled. "You know how important it is to prepare you first."

"I am ready," you moaned out, the tip of his cock poking at your entrance. "I've been ready all day for you."

"I noticed," Balam said. "I didn't even know you owned such toys," he teased, sliding into you just a little more. "So imagine my surprise when I come home and your panting mess, a toy almost as large as me buried in your little pussy."

"I just want to be a good partner for you," you moaned, Balam sliding just a little more into you.

"You are the perfect little partner for me," Balam agreed. "And since you've been such a good partner, I'll give you anything you want."

"I want you in me," you whined. "I want you to fuck me all night, I want you to give me a child," you said.

Balam froze against your neck, his cock twitching slightly at your words. "Is that so? What type of partner would I be if I said no," he chuckled as he pushed all the way into you, your moan music to his ears.

#mairimashita iruma kun scenario #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun scenario #balam #ya nasties

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

Thank you so much for the last scenario! Can I get its follow-up where the human reader finally spills to Kalego their secret about them being a human after he bangs them senseless? Thank you so much once again! <3

"Are you still afraid I'm going to eat you?" Kalego asked, his hand running up and down your back, noting the very obvious lack of wings, as the two of you cuddled in bed.

He felt you freeze against him, your heart race pick up. "What do you mean?" you asked, not looking up at him.

"I know you're not a demon," Kalego said. "I won't hurt you or let anyone else hurt you."

"How long have you known?" you asked, looking up at him.

"Since before we started dating," Kalego answered.

"Why did you say anything sooner?" you asked.

"I figured you'd say something eventually," the demon answered. "But I figured it would be before we started having sex."

"I had planned to the night when I made you dinner before our first time but then I got scared."

"Afraid I was going to eat you as dessert?" Kalego grinned, his pointy teeth on full display.

"I'm pretty sure you did eat me that night for dessert," you grinned back.

"That's right I did," Kalego said. "And I guess the whole thing about humans being delicious is true," the demon said before suddenly rolling on top of you, his teeth going for your neck as he nipped his way down your body, reveling in the way you arched up to meet him.

#mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma kun scenario #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun scenario #kalego #ya nasties

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

OK ok ok wow ideas ideas! Imagine sanji x f!reader who rides horses. But like is crazy. Like not like horse girl wise. Just pulls shit they shouldn't. "Got a horse that has killed someone? Absolutely I want it" (my horse did kill someone😕💀)

There we are together.

Thank you have a good day

First of all, get your ass back here and finish the story about your murder horse because you don't just drop that in casual conversation then dip.

Second of all, here you go.

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First of all, Luffy encourages this. That's a problem right there. Because everyone will split up when the Sunny docks and go do their assigned chores and you come back with some murderous animal and Luffy goes crazy over it and says of course it can join the crew.

Chopper is hiding behind Zoro because he can understand the animal and is terrified.

Nami is beating Luffy over the head telling him to quit and then yelling at Sanji to handle you.

And it breaks his heart because he doesn't want to tell you no, but there's a line that has to be drawn.

So he sits you down and just says that the horse isn't going to be happy on the ship, there isn't enough room for him run around (*proceeds to kick Franky into the ocean when he pops up and says he can build a treadmill or track for the horse*) and that it wouldn't be fair to the horse.

Promises that once Luffy is king and he finds All Blue, they will retire to an island full of wild horses and you can tame and love on every horse you want.

Does buy you a horse plushie that you can sleep with at night.

#one piece #one piece headcanons #sanji

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

I'm surprised how there isn't much Sabnock love. Can we get his SFW and NSFW headcannons with reader-chan ~

He and Jazz are tied as my favorite misfits

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SFW:

He likes study dates. The two of you going somewhere to grab some food and study. Just not his house, his family will be nosy and there won't be any studying.

Fun adventures too, he likes being the knight in shining armor when something goes wrong.

Gets easily embarrassed when people bring you up or say how cute you two are together. But also can't stop talking about you and how amazing you are. Give him a peck on the cheek in public and he turns into a stuttering mess.

Just likes sitting close to you. Like if the two of you are just chilling, he wants you next to him, your legs bumping, your hand in reach of his if he wants to hold it. He is a little touch starved.

NSFW:

Surprisingly submissive. He likes partners that take charge. Part of it is because of how large he is, his partners are usually much smaller so it's safer.

However, you tease him enough, he will absolutely ruin you. Talking about throwing your ass on the bed, just ripping your clothes off and pounding into you with no regard.

Is an ass and thigh man. Loves when you jump in the shower with him because he will soap up your thighs and fuck them if you aren't in the mood for normal sex.

Is done to fuck anywhere, anytime. His libido isn't through the roof but he almost never turns sex down.

#mairimashita iruma kun headcanons #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun headcanons #sabro #ya nasties

[pirates-kaijus-and-demons-oh-my]

mind giving us an NSFW scenario with a kinky Kalego waking the reader up from sleep ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You shifted in your sleep, your body reacting to the way Kalego's hand was snaking up your thigh. Still half asleep you felt his lips on your throat and something hard poking at the back of your thighs. "Good morning to you too," you mumbled out, your arm reaching back so your fingers could run through his hair.

"You've spent half of the night rubbing your ass against my cock," Kalego said. "This is your fault, so you're going to fix it."

"Of course," you mumbled, still groggy as your felt his fingers slip inside of you, his thumb rubbing circles around your clit. Your legs spread a little wider as your grip in his hair tightened.

"Why are you so wet already?" Kalego teased. "Did you plan this out?"

"Maybe," you teased, feeling a little cheeky.

"Dirty little play thing aren't you," Kalego mumbled into your neck as he started nipping at it, his fingers sliding out of you as he lined himself up with your entrance.

Fully awake now, your moaned out at feeling yourself stretch around him, his hand gripping your thigh as he held your leg up some for better leverage.

#mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita iruma kun scenario #mairimashita iruma-kun #mairimashita iruma-kun scenario #kalego #ya nasties