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#omg #life #starfire #lol

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omfg this would have made 6th grade me so happy.

Arram. Varice. Ozorne. In the first book in the Numair Chronicles, three student mages are bound by fate… and fated for trouble.

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#i was told this book was going to come out in 2011 #which was the year i graduated #and i was still excited #then i waited #and waited #now i have numair #fun fact #numair is usually the name of my tes characters #dark elves named numair #tamora pierce #books #my life #life

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bloop (x)

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OVER THE GARDEN WALL #17

Retail Price: $3.99 Writer: Kiernan Sjursen-Lien Artist: Kiernan Sjursen-Lien Main Cover: Kiernan Sjursen-Lien Subscription Variant Cover: Kyle Smart Gather ’round for a highwayman heist story told exclusively by turkeys.

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I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

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I know that “ACAB” is an acronym for All Cops Are Bastards but every time I see it I still think Assigned Cop At Birth

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Smith said that Sarkeesian’s criticism of the first Dishonored made him defensive at first, but played a role in the way Arkane approached the way it wrote the women of Dishonored 2.

“Your comment,” Smith said. “Which I will always remember and I’ll take it to my grave is … ‘While Dishonored is a game that does many things very well, the roles it has for women are very narrow.’”

After hearing Sarkeesian’s criticisms, he said that it made him see the way Arkane depicted the women of Dishonored 1 in a new light. Here are his comments in full:

At first, you take some criticism and go, ‘Wait a minute,’ and then you look and it’s like, ‘Wow, every woman in Dishonored 1 is either a servant, a prostitute, a witch, a queen or a little girl. Or a mistress.’ We have a mistress also. You know, that was not an intentional choice. So, when something like that pops up, you can get defensive if you want, or you can say, 'Guys, let me just ask this: Did we mean that?’ And the answer is no, we did not mean that. Would the game be worse if we took an action on [this criticism], or would the game be better? The game would be richer and more interesting … and we carried that over into Dishonored 2 and we’re very happy we did.

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Last night I dreamt that Obi-Wan saved Padme’s life by whispering in her ear “If you die Jar-Jar will become Naboo’s Senator”. After that she willed herself back to life.

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the massachusetts attorney general posted this on facebook yesterday for reasons i don’t think i’ll ever be able to quite comprehend

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Me in the club

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the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

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nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe