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Yakunoya/Noyaku headcanons

They are like danger child and worried mom

They appretiate each other a lot

They never stop with praising the other. Once started, it escalates to a war quickly

Exchanging clothes is super easy, because they probably have the same size

Though since Noya is smaller, he can still rock the shirts he borrowed from Yaku, to slip off his shoulder-

They love cuddling, but it's also a war until they decide who's the big and who's the small spoon

Noya wants to try dangerous things every now and then, and sometimes Yaku agrees (because he can watch over him) but when not, he just has to use his glare

He doesn't hit Noya though, because teasing about his height, coming from someone who fakes his own height isn't that serious

They are constantly looked down age wise

But they do like it (especially Noya) because they can easily pass as kids and kids tickets are cheaper

One time they went to an amusement park as a date (to Noya's suggestion) but they could only ride the scenic railway (where all the ghosts pop up)

Ever since, amusement parks are taboo

They have a cat they found on the streets

But they don't have a name for it yet (Noya wanted Rolling Thunder but Yaku didn't let it for obvious reasons)

Noya wants to cuddle with it all day, and spoil to hell, while Yaku teaches it some tricks to brag to Noya with

Yaku prefers Noya with his hair down when they don't go out of the house

Not because he's smaller then, but because he thinks it conveys the true him

Them tending each other's bruises, and Noya kissing Yaku's ones, ending it with a kiss on the lips

Noya gets all jelly whenever Alisa is around because how can he compete with all that height and beauty???

He really wants to be competitive with her, but he has to realise how pretty she is and now some nights on the couch cuddling, the two just ramble about her with love, agreeing that she's way out of their league

They don't use pet names, they prefer their real names, though they sometimes use babe when they're really intimate (mostly Noya)

Yaku loves playing with Noya's hair and he wants to try redying it once it gets grown down

Noya has tried to seduce Yaku with dressing as a girl. It resulted in a red face, and a kick on the shins. It hasn't been tried again

Eventhough Yaku wants to take care of the two, since he's older and all, he has to realise that Noya is pretty good at taking care of himself and even others

Sometimes he just chooses to be the stupidest possible

Since they're small, they can fit into the same bathtub no problem, so they just do that every time one feels lonely

Whenever Lev comes around, Noya jumps behind Yaku's back at first, before facing Lev and just being his chaotic self (it scares Lev a bit)

They don't have anything on the top shelves (they don't even prank each other with that, cuz neither of them can reach)

April fool's day is a war for them

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Explain my rarepair meme!

What's better than one libero?

T wo liberos!!!!

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30 Day Kagehina Challenge Day 12: someone acts as a chaperone

Title: Cats and Crows

Rating/Warnings: PG - Mild Profanity, Intoxication, Daycare AU

Pairing: Nishinoya Yuu/Yaku Morisuke

Characters: Yaku Morisuke, Nishinoya Yuu, Azumane Asahi, Iwaizumi Hajime, Ensemble cast

Word Count:  2046

Summary: It’s just another day at the Cats and Crows Daycare Center for Yaku Morisuke and Nishinoya Yuu. The night, however, is a who new story. If they can remember it.

Yaku can’t believe he has any hair left with this job. Between the vomit, the petty squabbling, the crying, the vomit, the soiled pants, food that goes everywhere but in a mouth, and the vomiting, Yaku is questioning the sanity of his desire to run a daycare center.

And his newest hire is probably going to drive him up the wall.

“Nishinoya!” Yaku bellows as he finds stray juice boxes strewn all over the main play area. “Are you allergic to work?”

Nishinoya, the current bane of his existence who is not five years old, darts into the room with a small trash bag in his hand. “Sorry, Yaku-san. I was starting on clean-up, but Shouyou-chan threw up.”

Rubbing his temples, Yaku grumbles, “Again? What does that kid even eat? Rat poison?”

Noya flutters his hand and gives a theatrical bow. “Only the best for Shouyou-sama. Organic peanut butter, gluten-free crackers, and celery washed only in bottled water.”

“I kind of want to vomit just thinking about it,” Yaku says with an eye roll. “Get that play area cleaned up, and we might survive this day yet.”

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Noya+your choice and 6!

10-9-15Prompt: “It wasn’t supposed to happen like that”Pairing: YakuNoyaRating: G

“I THINK YOU’RE AN AMAZING LIBERO AND REALLY CUTE AND I WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU.”

The entire gym went silent as everyone in it turned to stare at Nishinoya staring at Morisuke with a terrified expression on his face. Morisuke opened his mouth to reply and Nishinoya sprinted out of the gym.

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yakunoya is still so rare so here’s some headcanons to Remedy That

together they are known as the “fearsome libero shorties”

………….nothing good ever happens to people who use that title

noya enjoys curling around yaku, nuzzling every part of yaku he can reach, like a cat; yaku had been embarrassed the first few times noya tried to cuddle with him in front of their teams, but now he looks forward to noya’s touch

noya has no regard for his body (in that new bruises and scratches are normal for him) but he always, always frets whenever he finds a new bruise on yaku — despite being very much aware that his boyfriend is a talented libero like himself and is therefore also prone to injury

yaku sighs in exasperation every time noya insists on placing salonpas/pain relief patches on the especially purple bruises, but secretly he thinks that it’s nice to be taken care of for once

noya can’t come to tokyo often so yaku takes a lot of pictures and selfies whenever he does, and he keeps them in a little photo album in his bedroom to tide him over until the next time noya visits

yaku isn’t yaku without some (read: a lot of) indignation over his height, but the more time he spends with noya, the more he realizes how big noya’s presence is, how warm he makes others feel, even without the height

(or, maybe it is the height that makes Noya the explosive ball of energy that he is)

so the next time lev makes a comment about “how short yaku-san is,” yaku merely looks at him and says, “you know it.” 

lev thinks it’s a trick, that the ass-beating is going to come when he least expects it. yaku thinks it’s really funny to see him freak out over nothing, and says as much to noya during their nightly phone calls

noya really, really adores yaku’s laugh. sometimes his laugh is loud, like when he talks affectionate shit about kuroo and lev, and sometimes it’s soft and startled and so, so fond that it makes noya ache whenever he remembers how far tokyo is

noya is rambunctious and impulsive and yaku loves that about him, but yaku’s favorite moments are when they’re quiet, when his feet are in noya’s lap and noya is drowsily murmuring about some prank tanaka pulled or how his new rolling thunder move is coming along

and out of nowhere noya leans over and kisses his cheek and promptly falls asleep on him. yaku can’t be any happier.

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Top 5 rarepairs (from any show, but can also be only hq since theres so many ships in that one)

Top 5 rare haikyuu ships?

Ah, my dears, nothing is sweeter that the screams of us who are stuck in rare pair hell. Let’s have a tour in my favorite circles (I BLAME ALL THE FANARTISTS IN THIS FANDOM FOR THIS):

1. Bokuoi. LISTEN. L I S T E N. I live and breath Bokuoi, they are the shape of my soul, my sun and stars, my only light, I’ll give up everything for them ok???? #1 is not even enough, they’re in a league of their own and honestly this top 5 should be only Bokuoi in all the 5 spots because no one could ever compare to them ok I love them so much !!!!!!!!!

(I CAN’T EVEN INSTER A GIF OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY NEVER INTERACTED THEY’VE NEVER EVEN BEEN NOT ONLY IN THE SAME ROOM BUT NOT EVEN IN THE SAME PREFECTURE CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS RARE PAIR EXTREME LEVEL HONESTLY)

2. YakuNoya. We never seen them interacting but still they are on first name basis??? and were surprisingly MIA during the summer training camp ??? these two little liberos are hiding in plain sight I’m telling you

3. Yahaba&Shirabu ok the next gen captains are just as good as the current ones in terms of shipping all of them together, but imagine the level of salt these two could pull off together. Not to mention how Oikawa would literally die inside knowing his favorite child is dating a swan AHAHAHAHAH and don’t you dare saying “better a swan than a crow” because I ship Yahaba and Ennoshita just as much listen I love this Romeo and Juliet dramatics 

4. KonoKomi. A ship that I never knew existed but browsing through Fran’s art I fell in love with the second I saw them. I’m so weak for Fukurodani in general, I adore Knoha and this is the purest thing ever 11/10 highly recommend

5. TeruYama because they are my side ship in the kurotsuki fic I’m writing and the more I write them and the more they are ??? so good for each other ??? Yams as the only person able to sass Teru ??? Teru being wrecked because he can’t handle all the pureness ??? Am I making any sense ??? HELLO???

- p.s. I tried to stay on the really rare side with this top 5, a shout out goes to all my not so rare but quite rare ships, especially EnnoTana

Thank you for your messages!

Ask me my top 5 things!

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Yakunoya Headcanons

Future Roomates!AU Headcanons:

-Nishinoya and Yaku have step-stools, color coded to make it easier, one orange and decorated in crow feathers and the other red with small paw prints. Why? Because they’re short and the kitchen shelves are tall.

-Yaku has no filter when he’s sleepy so like… sometimes when he’s drowsy at night, he gets all sappy and says stuff like “I wanna squish Yuu’s cheeks” or “Yuu is the best thing that ever happened to me” *giggles*  Noya records it because it’s too adorable even if it may not be good for his heart.

-Yaku sings so beautifully (I mean have you heard his seiyuu Shinnosuke Tachibana singing?? It’s GORGEOUS) -So he sings Noya to sleep when he’s having a bad day or when he just wants Yaku to sing to him. Noya could not be more in love. -Nishinoya is into breakdancing and DAMN THAT BOY IS AMAZING (Yaku drools over him but like is lowkey about it because he has an image to keep.) -OKAY NOYA’S CHEEKS ARE SOOO SQUISHABLE SO LIKE YAKU CAN’T HELP BUT SQUISH EMMM And Noya still looks so cute.

- Yaku secretly has a hoard of “Cute Noya Pics” from Suga. -Noya not-so-secretly has a hoard of “MORISUKE-KUN PICS ♡” from Kuroo.

-Sugawara and Kuroo are their biggest and most problematic shippers. -“YAKKUNNNN” *splashes water on his shirt* “OOPS SO SORRY!” *Kuroo’s scandalized face*  “OH NO NOW YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF YAKU-CHAN IT’S BAD FOR YOU TO KEEP IT ON YOU’LL GET SICK!” *Suga’s fake mom scolding* -They take lots of pictures of shirtless Yaku and send them to Nishinoya when HE’S IN CLASS. -Rest in Pieces Nishinoya Yuu.

-They share gari gari-kun popsicles on dates~ -They share umbrellas on rainy days ‘cuz they smol. -Nishinoya doesn’t like wearing gloves, so during the winter months, he shoves one hand in his pocket and the other in Yaku’s warm, soft hands. -“Kenma, ‘Kaashi why can’t you guys be like that with me and Kuroo :(((((((”- Bokuto *unamused looks from akaken*

I LIKE FLUFFY YAKUNOYA RIP ME *hides face*

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You Wish

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(x)

what do you mean this isn’t what happened…..,,,,,

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have u considered yakunoya?? i think they'd get along really well and they really respect each other as liberos :0

!!!!!!!!

Noya admiring Yaku is very adorable (and it’s canon!), and apparently Noya calls Yaku by his first name can I just

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Yaku Morisuke

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admins, imagining the haikyuu nendoroids in their boxes

yaku: what do you mean you can't get us out of this box? what's all that height for if you can't use it

lev: yaku-san technically I could help you get out but that would mean I have to piggyback you

lev: yaku-san... why are we together?? I mean I'm sooo much talle-

yaku: I'm staying here. Bye.

kenma & akaashi: *s i l e n c e*

bokuto, from the next box: bro, do you think they're still alive?

kuroo, from the next box: I have no idea, bro..

kenma: I can hear you, kuro

akaashi: just because we aren't talking doesn't mean we're dead, bokuto-san

bokuto: hey Kuroo... what do you think pretty people do stuck in a box?

akaashi: I said we can hear you Bokuto-san.

futakuchi: *coughing pointedly* Let me answer that for you, bokuto-san

futakuchi: when we are in a box...

futakuchi: GEH

futakuchi: AONEEEEE DON'T YOU LOVE MEEE

futakuchi & aone's box: *low grunts heard*

futakuchi & aone's box: *shuffling*

bokuto: bro... are they making out?

rest of the boxes: *silence, as they mourn their fallen pretty boy*

matsukawa & hanamaki: #howtoshuttheprettyboiup

kamasaki: *yelling* oi, get a room

futakuchi: *stuttering* sh-sh-shut up all of you

ennoshita: *snickering*

kunimi: *gagging in the distance*

koganegawa: ARE YOU OKAY FUTAKUCHI-SENPAI

sakunami: *flustered* Shhhhh, Kogane!!!!!!

moniwa: YOU'RE CORRUPTING MY CHILDREN FUTAKUCHI

bokuto: he totally ISNT I MEAN CAN YOU HEA-

akaashi: BOKUTO-SAN SHUT UP HE'S TOO PURE

konoha: ahhh, young love...

akaashi: stop speaking like you're ancient, Konoha-san.

konoha: Akaashi, that hurt me too!

kenma: all of you are too noisy.

kenma's game console: *loud beeping as he game overs again*

kuroo: do you hear that bro?

bokuto: what, bro?

kuroo: sounds like my mom screaming

yaku: LEV!!!

yaku: STOP MOVING

yaku: YOUR LEGS ARE CRUSHING MY HEAD

yaku: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN

bokuto: Oh bro... I think that's your mom

yaku: Damn you Kuroo

yaku: once I'M OUT OF THIS BOX YOU'RE GOING DOWN

kuroo: Hahahaha going down where, to your level?

nishinoya: Kuroo-san are you LOOKING DOWN ON MORISUKE-KUN

yaku: YOU'RE NOT HELPING, NOYA

tanaka: Noya-san... aren't you shorter?

nishinoya: RYUUUUU!!!

nishinoya: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

ennoshita: *snickering*

nishinoya: I CAN HEAR YOU, CHIKARA

daichi: OI, WHAT IS THIS, A MARKET?

oikawa: what do we have here, crow captain losing his temper at his children?

iwaizumi: Shittykawa, you're gonna be the next target of that temper soon if you're not careful

oikawa: oh, but you'll protect me won't you Iwa-chan

iwaizumi: continue dreaming, Bakakawa

kageyama: oh, is Oikawa-san with Iwaizumi-san?

oikawa: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION T O B I O C H A N

daichi: *glares at Oikawa*

oikawa: *shrinks behind Iwaizumi*

iwaizumi: *walks away*

oikawa: *wilts*

suga: now now, Daichi

suga: let me handle it

suga: *refreshingly terrifying smile*

oikawa: *runs*

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namjoon helping hoseok wears his jacket 

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Hii what do you think of Namseok? Idk why but I've never seen much of them being close together~ what do you think?

I’ve been waiting for a Namseok ask, they are literally my brotp. Why does no one ship them? Yet at the same time the t̶h̶r̶e̶e̶  people who do ship them get it, they understand why they are such a special pairing. 

Namjoon as a whole isn’t very skinshipy, hes up there with Yoongi for how little physical contact he initiates. So unless your really looking for the Namseok you don’t really notice it, but since I give m complete focus to Hoseok and his surroundings during every videos he’s in I notice his interactions with the other members. And his ones with Namjoon look so natural and friendly, for me they are one of the ships that I’d like to observe off camera, they seem close in the way that you don’t have to be talking to them to know they care, who could just sit in a room doing there own thing and be completely comfortable. And when you think about all the hours the rapline in particular must spend recording and writing its highly likely they do. 

Though most of there moments together were pre/early debut, they can still be found today. Some early stuff

Rap Mon and Jhope Log 

Curious cute Rap Mon and Jhope

They tease each other first and foremost, not as much as Yoonseok do but its definitely there. The 2nd anniversary video is one of my favourites,  and makes me endlessly wish they stood/sat next to each other more because every time they do its gold. From the Up and Down dance and Namjoons imitation to Hoseok teasing Joonie for the members forgetting about his wish. If you watch it just focusing on the two it great.

Another good example was the I Need U naver starcast broadcast and Namjoon trying to make Hoseok say brassier again. It won’t let me link it but search on YouTube and it will come up. 

And the Go BTS in the US is wonderful from Hoseok sleeping on Namjoons shoulder to Joonie being disappointed that he couldn’t scare him and the whole thing at 37:32 :)

Next Namjoon is literally Hoseoks biggest fan when it comes to his dancing b̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶T̶a̶e̶h̶y̶u̶n̶g̶ . This was one of the first times I really noticed the Namseok love but in this compilation alone of Hobi dancing Namjoon may as well have pom poms and a cheerleader outfit, hes loving it. He also really wants to see his abs again. I don’t know what his deal is but he’s all about Hobis muscles in the Thailand dinner show V app broadcast

 And recently I don’t know but I feel like they are around each other more, they look at each other while they are laughing, and are, not ignoring the other members, but look like they have been spending more time with each other off camera. Starting from the MAMA awards behind the scenes. (Like I said before these are pretty little things but they show a certain closeness. We have to rember that besides Yoongi and Namjoon these two have know each other the longest.) I cant find the video but in the MAMA video where Hobi asks Namjoon to do the syllable sentence thing, you know what I mean right, and they are both embarrassed at his weird answer. Or in Jins birthday prank from mnet, beofre jin and MPD nim go on their date Namseok are cuddely, and after they come back they are again. And again in The Show behind the scenes, the back hugs and the not leaving Hoseok alone to film. They seem really close, but not in a Hoseok x maknae line skinship fest like we re used to.

This is just a quick little compilation of some more noticeable Namseok for people who have never really noticed them, not a lot of people ship them because they don’t have huge monumental moments y̶e̶t̶ but feel free to ask me again, I have a load more, they are my brotp.

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Joon having a lil heart attacc when Hobi set his hand on Joon’s shoulder omg how cute

The pic is from SMA 2018 

#bts #namjoon #hoseok #rm #hobi #jhope #94line #94z #namseok #namhope #monhope #moment #cute #sma

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photo cap from the vid uploaded by Khawmai_inLove on twitter. 

this scene is in the 4th muster cd. they were discussing some ideas for the choreo of Best of me, Jimin and Hoseok were considering some motions (sr my English is really bad :( ). Namjoon was sitting with Jimin in front of him and Hoseok behind (his face was towards Jimin). Then our egg boi came up with an idea as you can see on the pic ;))))

/whispering/ hey, are you giving an example for the choreo or are you flirting?

#namseok #monhope #namhope #hopemon #namjoon #hoseok #rm #hobi #moment #cute #muster #best of me #jhope #94line #94z #bts

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they were reading an ARMY’s Devoted Reader Card saying that she wanted the vocals to rap Cypher 4 and the rappers to sing Lost :)) Hoseok said "It could be fun to have these kind of show”, then came straight to Namjoon, ”But we have to dance. Can you do it?” UWU!! Namjoon looked up at him, and said “Teach me some. Teach me and I’ll do my best.”

the 94z are just so cute i’m sad :(

#namjoon #hoseok #rm #jhope #namseok #monhope #namhope #94line #94z #moment #muster #cute #hopemon #hobi #bts