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#I’m going to get a high score in real life #Something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve #disco elysium

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i played aa it was good

(on twitter)

#ace attorney #good faces. cute gumshoe #immaculate Edgeworth Rage.

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Unused animation of Luigi either struggling or throwing a tantrum, found in the files of Luigi's Mansion.

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#when you’re having a breakdown but still have to clock in for work #luigi #mario

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Ghost Trick is so funny because it's one of those games where people keep telling you to play it and after a while you start getting curious so you go "whatever" and try it

Then you're playing it and the thing happens which leads to the thing and ultimately gets you to THE thing and then you finish it and are like "I have to tell people"

So you go on social media to post about how this was a downright mindblowing experience but are like "Oh no what do I say to not reveale too much?"

You then type "Play Ghost Trick" and hit post like some sort of drone and you are 100% right to do so

Anyway play Ghost Trick

#It’s true #to a T #ghost trick #please play ghost trick #Do it for Missile

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My pal and I played through Super Mario Bros. Wonder together as a Nabbit & Peach duo, so now in my mind they are BFFs. This is canon until proven otherwise.

#mario #princess peach #nabbit #the Mario bros are not aware of their friendship because they never asked #they have tea parties together #art

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Some Mew Ichigo poses 🍓

#the movement in these poses… #stronk. #tokyo mew mew

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Figaro!

#aw. #adorable. best bros. #good hugs are SO hard to draw. OP you are powerful. #(sabin for sure gives great hugs) #ffvi

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Deceptrode! A bug/ground type that mimics Electrode to protect itself from water and flying-type predators.

#oh this rules #fantastic inspired take on ＂haha whoops this item is a Pokemon!＂ #And the world always needs more cool bug-types #pokemon

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My silly fakémons Pickerpie & Snagpie! I had sm fun trying to recreate fake gifs inspired by the anime recently, I can't wait to do more :3

#pokemon #fakemon #these look spot-on! Briefly thought the anime had somehow revealed a new ‘mon #Honestly WHERE are the magpie Pokemon #I want one of these #love the hoppin’

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#pokemon #circuit city versus pottery barn until bed bath & beyond makes them cut it out #<- silly in-joke don’t worry about it

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What post Side Order does to you

#splatoon #shiver is a fool. street cred up 1000x

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No way......

#snoopic and wails… #sonic #peanuts

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smeargle & togetic peanuts edition

#togetic speaking in triangles akin to woodstock’s scribbles! genius! #adorable. these two are shaped perfectly for this. #pokemon #peanuts

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samus joins the mk8 roster (<- she’s trying to pretend she isn’t super excited to be there)

#please #let Sammy drive #mario kart #Metroid #also: big fan of externally deadpan but internally excited Samus #good and proper

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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

#nichard names… I am prone to many of those when I stream #like in Earthbound #Jeff is obviously short for #Geofferson Airplane Andonuts #or in Pokemon Snap #his full name is now Toddathan Snap

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yoshi flumping

#he flumpin’ alright #yoshi #mario

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In Super Mario 64, if Mario approaches a Bob-omb without being seen and stands close to its spawn point, it will continue walking in a straight line without ever turning around as long as it does not encounter any obstacles or uneven ground and Mario does not move away from the spawn point. Note how it walks straight ahead in the footage despite its usual behavior being walking in circles.

If it encounters a slope while walking, it will change directions. If it happens to change directions in such a way that it looks directly at Mario, it will see him no matter how far away it is at that moment, even if it would never be able to see him from that distance under regular circumstances.

Taken together, this results in the bizarre scenario seen in the footage, where Mario is doing literally nothing while the Bob-omb first decides to walk extremely far away, suddenly "realizes" Mario was there the whole time, and attempts to pursue him only to explode before even reaching him.

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#this is a metaphor #mario