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pt-piranha · 6 months

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Time for a little Dondori.

#don quixote #limbus company #limbus don quixote #pikmin #dandori

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pt-piranha · 7 months

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If Pikmin was more mainstream among video games, Louie would be a tumblr sexyman, and I'm not ready for that conversation.

#pikmin #louie pikmin

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pt-piranha · 7 months

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Roland be like: I've come to make an announcement: Jae-heon is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his distorted DICK out, and he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE! And he said his dick was "T H I S B I G…" and I said "That's Disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com! Jae-heon, you got a SMALL DICK! It's like the size of this walnut, but way smaller! And guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!

That's right baby! All point, no strings, no PILLOWS. Look at this, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE CITY. That's right! This is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the City. I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on PROJECT MOON!

How do you like that MANAGER? I pissed on Project Moon you IDIOT! You have 23 Hours before the PISS DRRRRRROPLETS hit the Nest, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

#library of ruina spoilers #library of ruina #roland lor #reverberation ensemble #snapcube #eggman

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pt-piranha · 7 months

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pt-piranha · 7 months

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Paper Mario TTYD but with a Xenoblade-style battle system

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pt-piranha · 7 months

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Remember what they called Exor's mouth in Super Mario RPG?

#super mario rpg #smrpg #kingdom hearts 358/2 days #kh axel #kh saix #axel #saix

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pt-piranha · 8 months

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SU episode titles in the style of Community episode titles

Most episodes of Community are named in the style of a hypothetical college course. So I applied that format to Steven Universe. Why? I dunno, bored. Apologies if I overuse certain terms.

Spoilers for the whole series. Includes Future, excludes the movie.

For fun, see if you can recognize each episode.

Season 1A

Gemology 101

Basic Artillery

Applicability of Meat-Based Accessories

Cooperative Dining

Mascot Care and Upkeep

Introduction to Shapeshifting

Bubble Invocation

Basic Mission Decorum

Introduction to Wrestling

Beginner’s Lion Care

Video Game Appreciation

Introduction to Gem Fusion

Advanced Biology

Basic Sociology

Economics of Figurines

Swordplay and the Art of Reformation

Intermediate Lion Care

Women’s Volleyball

Studies in Wish Fulfillment

Physical Education

Ethics of Pastry Avoidance

Basic Multiplication

Arthropod Domestication

Gem Repair

Mirrors

Hydrokinetic Theft

Season 1B

Nursing 101

Rocket Science

Cooperative Conspiracy

Summer Vacation

Theoretical Invasion Response

Table Manners

Speculative Maternal Habits

Basic Horticulture

Advanced Lion Care

Introduction to Human Fusion

Paranoia and Parental Debate

Extracurricular Dungeon Navigation

Crisis Clairvoyance

Introduction to Kindergarten

Basic Cinema

Clairvoyant Meteorology

Espionage and Modern Robotics

Weapon Containment and Grief Therapy

Revisionist Literature

Fashion and Paternal Appreciation

Parental Chemistry

Basic Message Decryption

Politics of Crisis Management

Evacuation Tactics

Applied Chemistry

Season 2

Interpersonal Communication

Driver’s Ed

Avuncular and Grandparental Relations

Romantic Literature

Reformative Psychology

Advanced Swordsmanship

Amateur Documentary Filmmaking

Involuntary Mineral Permutation

Parental Communication

Somnambulant Projectionism

Celebrity Addiction

Gemological Fission

Root Vegetables

Alternative History

Accounting for Pearls

Hospitality

Theoretical Music Appreciation

Extraterrestrial Custody Law

Weather Documentation and Gratitude

Competitive Mechatronics

Intro to Gossip

History of Chemistry

Remedial Biology

Theoretical Terraforming

Interstellar Communication

Survival Documentation

Season 3

Citrullus Anthropology

Core Studies

Earth 101

Rural Cohabitation

Galactic Baseball

Advanced Aerodynamics

Competitive Fatherhood

Empirical Romanticism

Height Properties and Ferrokinesis

Social Impressionism

Ethics of Satisfaction and Road Rage

Culinary Tribalism

Cooperative Oneirology

Arthropod Reformation

Yacht Ownership and Relationship Dynamics

Postnatal Supervision

Arctic Mineralogy

Combat Instinct

Competitive Self-Deprecation

Introduction to Blacksmithing

Alternative Kindergarten

Earth Population Studies

Lunar Archeology

Advanced Bubble Invocation

Season 4

Hunting 101

Additive Properties of Negativity

Advanced Historical Documentation

Meditative Stress Management

Predictive Technology

Rebellious Romanticism

Advanced Root Vegetables

Family Relations and Harvest Tradition

Neonatal Gemology

Korean History

Effects of Lightspeed Velocity

Gem Society and You

Anthropological Zoology

Authoritarian Subversion and Coping

Supplementary Heroism

Maternal Bonding

Cultural Appreciation and Appropriation

Advanced Wrestling

Naval Assimilation

Alternative Lion Care

Investigative Surveillance

Self-Image and the Culinary Arts

Missing Persons Tracking

Sacrificial Self-Parenthood

Season 5

Captivity 101

Gem Law

Color Theory

Movements in Follicle Patterns

Political Certification

Obsessive Behavior and Radio Silence

Advanced Barn Raising

Intro to Botany

Applied Music Appreciation

Party Etiquette

Interstellar Piracy

Jungle Survival

History of Gems

Musical Documentary Filmmaking

Chaos Theory and Ailurophilia

Interstellar Community Review

Lunar Escapism

Recursive Cognitive Neuroscience

Sapphire Maintenance

Therapeutic Custody

Equine Isolationism

Matrimonial Ornament Crafting

Wedding Security and Family Dynamics

Travel Capacity of Lower Limbs

Advanced Gemology

Dancehall Decorum

Citrullus Communication

Advanced Gemological Persuasion

Future

Homeschool 101

Career Application

Maternal Impressionism

History of Volleyball

Response to Additive Irritants

Basic Time Management

Recess

Hydrokinetic Persuasion

Fluidity of Status Quo

Advanced Horticulture

Somnambulant Television Writing

Advanced Sociology

Matrimonial Desperation

Basic Child Psychology

Universal Parenthood

How to Get Away with Murder

Homecoming

Trauma Avoidance

Emotional Consequences of Lifelong Trauma

Applied Self-Care

#steven universe #steven universe future #crystal gems

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pt-piranha · 8 months

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Steven explains The Legend of Zelda to Pearl

New video using audio of Zach and Deedee (Steven & Pearl’s voice actors) improving a scene where Steven explains Zelda to Pearl! Hope you like it! Please click the link to view in HD!!