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Each Dialtown cast member shares their favourite Muppet!

Idea: Characters from the cast of Dialtown are asked to share their favourite characters from The Muppets, in order to get the Muppets fandom on board with DT, which winds up being a largely fruitless ordeal.

Gingi insists that Grover and Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street are Muppets when asked, and takes it badly when Gingi is instead asked to name a character FROM The Muppet Show. The ensuing discussion that follows is much too rancid to be published online, making the time spent trying to calm Gingi down entirely in vain.

Karen's comments are not published as she refuses to do ANYTHING other than vent frustrations about Kermit the Frog, making her comments unusable as they would undoubtedly piss off a large section of the Muppets fandom, who largely venerate Kermit the Frog.

Randy tries to make an argument for Scooter being the 'best one', feeling that he, himself, is the scooter of the Dialtown cast, and thus, must stick up for one of his ilk. This answer is NOT published because the internet would tear him to shreds for playing devil's advocate for the worst Muppet.

Randy is then given another opportunity to pick a favourite Muppet, provided he selects a different Muppet. Randy picks Pepe the Prawn. When asked why Pepe is his favourite, tears well on his screen and he asks if he can leave to get a glass of water. Upon leaving the room, Randy never comes back. The answer isn't included in the article, as it's impossible to discern whether Randy feels that Pepe the Prawn is truly a kindred soul or if he was simply put on the spot and felt pressured to simply name the first Muppet he thought of.

Oliver answers by explaining Gonzo is his favourite but every time he's given an opportunity to explain why, his explanation inevitably transitions into a rambling endorsement of anarchism. Each time, after he's been given an opportunity to explain himself, Oliver is asked to rephrase his answer to be less political and he accepts, apologizing for his mistake and swearing that he understands what the blog is looking for now. Oliver then proceeds to somehow transition back into an endorsement of anarchism until the interviewer gives up and decides to leave him out of the article.

We're not actually sure who Norm likes the best from the Muppets cast because before we could get to Norm, Gingi (irate that Grover/Oscar the Grouch were rejected as its answer) told Norm about Big Bird dying in the Challenger explosion (which happened in DT's timeline), prompting Norm to get really upset and leave before his turn came up. Norm's favourite character is PROBABLY Sam Eagle, but now, we'll never get to know for sure. Thanks, Gingi.

Mingus, when asked, declined to answer out of sheer disinterest. Upon being shown a photo of the extended Muppet cast, she arbitrarily pointed to Robin the Frog and said "That one, I guess." Upon being asked why she would pick Kermit's nephew of all characters, her response was: "It's no business of mine who this frog is related to. Nobody is well-connected enough to ensure they'll live if I deem them a threat to my success." After being reminded that Robin is canonically a child, Mingus retorted by pointing out that Robin is, in fact, a fictional frog puppet. Not sure what to do with this answer, but we certainly can't include it.

Stabby + Shooty are asked for their favourites and they pick Statler and Waldorf respectively. When asked why, they explain it's because they're cool, wear suits, deliver CUTTING jabs, and each hang out with their best bro all day, not unlike themselves. The blog operator remarks: "Oh. I figured it was because, like you guys, they're kinda interchangeable and are pretty much overlooked by everyone", causing Stabby to angrily flip a table and storm out of the room. Shooty apologies meekly for his outburst and leaves to calm his companion down. The answer is not published as the interviewer had no clue which was Stabby and which was Shooty, thus being unable to accurately attribute the answers to either of them.

Bigfoot's favourite character turns out to be Animal, and this is the only answer that ends up being published.

Here's the finished article:

DIALTOWN ARTICLE, EACH OF THE CAST'S FAVOURITE MUPPETS: BIGFOOT'S IS ANIMAL.

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aweeome creature art dump

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hi dialtownies 🫶🫶 i havent drawn dialtown in a long while but heres a redraw of a fem randy i drew a few months ago! i missed my wife

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auto suggest bewilders me

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#rb #I WATCHED GNOMEO AND JULIET LIKE 2 DAYS AGO AND I FORGOT CAPULET AND MONTAGUE WAS A SHAKESPEARE THING HELP

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HI ITS BEEN A BIT!! brainrot has been kicking my ass! but in the meantime heres my clownsona. their name is abstinence and they eat plutonium everyday for breakfast

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I had to put Randy in my shoes for his birthday (not like that, I meant LITERALLY.) And I just couldn't stop the urge to post it to the world

I guess you could consider this a birthday post? I AM still working on some art but I MIGHT not get it done today so— I'm just gonna... Drop this here. I also put him in the birthday hat I made for him a year ago (I am immensely impressed that it's still in proper shape, as I'm not a very traditionally crafty person. The hat is literally just made out of taped together paper and acrylic paint that's probably years old from when I first made it.. Wowie)

Here's the picture from last year!! (Somehow the hat looks a lot better than it does now, even though I thought it was already pretty miserable looking when I first made it... Oh well. Also PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE ignore the messy background, it's gotten better I pROMISE)

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Happy BIRTHDAY RANDAL JADE!

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I HAVENT DRAWN DIALTOWN IN A GOOD OL' WHILE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAV PATHETIC THING

i made this video back in august i think. somethin like that

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itsy bitsy spiderrr

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Pokémon scarlet and violet has a GRASP on my brain right now. All these mother fuckers are so gay. I didn’t expect Ortega to be my first finished drawing, but here we are?!

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mr.Stevenson

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*ghost sound*

(Lmfao my bad. Sent the copy past tag)

GASPS thank you to whoever ghost sounded me friend . peace and love

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god i love this game, wonder if you could tell

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my husband rika pokemon

ive been playing a lot of pokemon scarlet recently its so fun :) might sporadically post more art bc of it

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Other doodles

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Fav duo sketches !!

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