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Gwen being given coffee begrudgingly by Alice 🤝 Jon being offered tea everyday by martin

#Dyhard #I have so much faith in this ship #Tmagp

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Right after this happened the audio proceeded to make the most outraged and aggressive glitch ever.

Jon, babygirl, curiosity already killed you once! Don't encourage Sam! Don't!!

#tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp #samama khalid #alice dyer #jonathan sims #rusty quill #The magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers

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#the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tma

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Was anybody going to tell me Mr Bonzo is basically a silly bean shaped pink THING or was i supposed to find out through your memes myself?

#I was expecting a full creepy bloody clown #Like IT or something #Was def not expecting the silly peanut #Not disappointed tho #tmagp spoilers #The magnus protocol #mr bonzo #magpod #rusty quill

[pyske]

His punching bag swag has captivated me

#The punching bag swag #The fact that wolfy started listening to tma and giving all these drawings #We're blessed

[pyske]

wow didn't this post age like wine :)

this second citadel season is all about sacrificing oneself to save the ones you love thaT I'M FREAKING SCAR3D FOR CAROLINE DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY STABHAPPY MOMMY

#I'm fine #Tpp #the penumbra podcast #Second citadel #Tpp caroline #tpp second citadel

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A girl can dream and what I dream of is that behind the Magnus Institute in the tmagp universe there's JÜRGEN LEITNER HIMSELF.

The Institute was obviously a big deal in the Magnus Archives but imagine noW THERE'S THE WHOLE MYSTERY AND RED CANARY AND WHATEVER IT BURNED DOWN SAM IS TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ANd then they're going like oh yes that jusT ANOTHER MASSIVE FUCK UP OF jurgEN LEITNER. AGAIN.

that would be so funny

#This is a cursed crack headcanon #tmagp #the magnus protocol #magpod #the magnus archives

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gOD

ITS CONFIRMED ITS REALLY THEM AHSHSYSMXJDKDNJD

#the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoiler

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The Magnus Protocol ? More like The Namedropping And Casual Appearances Until We Go Insane Protocol

#They're trying to kill us with these episodes #crying screaming throwing up #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoiler #rusty quill #magpod

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they fixed it!!

So, minor spoiler of ep 8 but... Is the title on Spotify wrong or is it on purpose?

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #magpod

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So, minor spoiler of ep 8 but... Is the title on Spotify wrong or is it on purpose?

#Is this a tiny mistake or is going to be ANOTHER HILLTOP ROAD?? #Tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoiler #tmagp spoilers #rusty quill #magpod #Maybe it's the original ep name and it was changed #Or it's the name of ep 9 and they switched them not noticing #BUt

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also

"It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders."

"Four weirdos in a basement reading scary stories. Dream job."

Celia Ripley

#celia ripley #They're trying to kills us #tmagp spoiler #DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE NAMED JOHN?? #He can send emails eheh #Tmagp spoilers #Tmagp #the magnus protocol #rusty quill #Magpod

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THIS SURE WAS AN EPISODE HUH

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Tmagp introducing its first avatar be like

#tmagp spoilers #tmapg #Tmagp spoiler #the magnus protocol #Tmagp needles #rusty quill #magnus institute #Tmagp 6

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"Four weirdos in a basement reading scary stories. Dream job."

Celia Ripley

#YOU LITTLE SHITS #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #We all know what you did here. #the magnus protocol

[pyske]

Damn, I still can't get over the fact that Nureyev dumped our favourite lady because of the ex-husband he dreamed about one (1) time.

#I swear it's a joke a love my broken hearted peter #His story broke me too #Peter Nureyev #Juno Steel #Tpp #The penumbra podcast #Pls kiss and make up on the ruby 7

[pyske]

So. Norris! Buddy. Is there any particular reason you decided to read that particular file for everyone?

You know, the file about a man consumed by fear and guilt because he murdered the person he loved?

The file about a man who finds himself trapped in a walled garden, cut off from the outside world, with his murdered lover's voice forever whispering in whatever remains of his ears?

The file about a man who finds himself gradually losing his humanity as his new prison transforms him, slowly and painfully, into a part of itself?

The file about a man who finds that even as this transformation ultimately brings him serenity on the surface, even as he can no longer remember what he once was, "deep inside [him] beneath the roots there is something that still shakes with terror"?

Look, I'm just asking, here, but is there anything you'd like to say to the class, Norris?