"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
[Image Description: A comic featuring Ashton Greymoore's fall from Critical Role. The comic has three panels. The first is a low perspective looking up at a leering tower, the two moons are shining, Catha is in a crescent and the city of Jrusar sleeps at the edges. The windows to Hexum's manor are red, and from the top window of the tower, Ashton falls along with shards of sparkling glass. The second panel is of Ashton, laying on their back with their head turned to the side. Half of their face has been crushed and crumbled into pebbles. Blood seeps all around them and shards of amethyst crystal sit in the foreground. Ashton's remaining eye glows red. The final panel is an areal view. Ashton lays with red all around him and two members of the Nobodies shirk away from their body. The shattered glass all around Ashton looks like a crescent moon. End ID]
Thank you Travis, for going to get a burger during the brief time Chet was dead. Now we have the image of Chetney in the afterlife, surrounded by a forest of every tree he can imagine, about to bite down into the more succulent burger ever created....and he's promptly dragged back to life in a puddle of blood in a cave on the moon