[after sex]
Carlos: wow that was great I had you screaming the entire time
TK: sorry I'm afraid of the dark
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how is he so gay when he’s literally just standing there
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Mateo: Sorry I’m late, Cap! I broke down on the way here.
Owen: Oh no, did they tow your car?
Mateo: What car?
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Carlos: Know why I called you in here?
Tk: Because I accidentally sent you a d*** pic.
Carlos, stops pouring two glasses of juice: Accidentally?
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TK: It seems like bad things keep happening to me as if I have bad luck or something.
Carlos: TK you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!
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Paul: Woah! What’s going on?
Judd: We are not interrupting some kinky sex thing, are we?
TK, tied to a chair: No.
Judd: Then why are you tied down? Did Carlos do this to you?
Carlos, walks in with a bowl of spaghetti: Don’t worry.
Carlos: I’m just force feeding him.
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Judd, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Mateo: Hey.
Paul: Hi.
Marjan: Hello.
Carlos: Hey!
Judd: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies on only!
TK: We were out of Doritos
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TK: So, you like cats?
Carlos: Yeah, I do. They're cute.
TK: *slowly pushing a glass off the counter while maintaining eye contact*
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Carlos: You can’t say “you’re homophobic” to stop officers from arresting you.
TK, being arrested by Carlos: You’re homophobic.
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Carlos: Get up! It’s morning, sun is out!
Tk: And what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
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Tk: *Wakes up after surgery*
Tk: Where's Carlos?
Judd: Who do you think gave you the heart?
Tk: *Starts crying*
Judd: Just joking he's in the bathroom.
Paul: ...And the surgery was on your leg...
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Nancy, standing outside of Carlos' room: Carlos, WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!
Carlos: I'M GAY!
Nancy: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT | STILL SUPPORT YOU.
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Eddie: You know, Bobby gives Athena flowers everyday. I wish you would do that.
Buck: Umm okay?
Next day
Buck: *Gives Athena flowers*
Athena: What?
Buck: I don't get it either dude.
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