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incorrectbuddiea day ago
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Maddie: How did you finally ask Eddie out?
Buck: Well, you know me. I was suave and romantic.
*3 weeks ago*
Buck: *sends Eddie a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background*
Buck, texting: Look at all these people wanting to date you.
Eddie: Hilarious, Buck. Also, you're in the fucking picture, dumbass.
Buck: I know 馃槈.
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Buck: So I know I was really drunk last night but. Tell me I did not proclaim myself king of the ducks.
Eddie: Well I would tell you that, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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justapoet16 hours ago
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Dr. Salazar: it's not a heart attack, it's a panic attack and repression.
Eddie: I'll take the heart attack.
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incorrect118buddie2 days ago
Congratulations on 200 followers my friend!! 馃帀馃帀馃帀馃帀鉁ㄢ湪鉁ㄢ湪鉁
You sweet soul, your blog single-handedly makes me laugh when the hiatus-sadness sets in鈾ワ笍馃槄
馃挆馃挆I鈥檇 like to request an incorrect with the Buckley-Diaz Fam, maybe plus Abuela? Something about Abuela and Chris parent-trapping Buddie? Something sweet and wholesome? You decide, my friend, but the dynamic is 鉁煈岎煉
IM SO SORRY FOR BEING SO LATE FORGIVE ME ?馃尮 this is the best I could come up with !
* door bell rings*
Eddie finds a random note taped to the fridge with his name on it :
Will you go on a date with me?
-Buck
Eddie calls Buck: Hey I got your note Buck , of course I鈥檒l go on a date with you .
Buck: Ummm I didn鈥檛 write a note , but okay when and where ?!
Eddie: You didn鈥檛 write a note ?
Buck : 鈥.
Christopher laughing into the phone lurking around the corner: We did it Abuela !!
Abuela cheers: Those idiots
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adorebuckleya day ago
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Buck: Can we go to a haunted house?
Eddie: What鈥檚 wrong with the one we live in?
Buck: Wh-what?
Eddie: Goodnight, Buck.
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patroclusdefencesquada month ago
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this isn't what eddie meant when he said "fire marshall roleplay," buck
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klauss-umbrella3 months ago
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athena: God you really are a parent to these three adults
bobby: *mumbling*
athena: what was that?
bobby:...four
athena: oh no, not another
bobby: this is eddie
eddie: hi :D
athena: jesus fuck
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incorrectbuddie2 days ago
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Bobby: Buck, we can鈥檛 let you do that.
Buck, suiting up: And how exactly do you plan on stopping me?
Hen: We鈥檒l call your husband
Buck: *gasps*
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Albert: You know, Ravi and I got off on the wrong foot but I think we鈥檙e gonna be good friends.
Buck: You be careful with that.
Albert: What? Why?
Buck: Because first, you鈥檙e petty and jealous, and What鈥檚 your problem, man? and now you鈥檙e annoyed and angry. Then You can have my back any day which turns you into a blushing stuttering mess because how can it not when he鈥檚 so unbearably hot? Then you find out he has the most adorable kid in the world and you鈥檙e swooning. Then one day, when you鈥檙e at your lowest and think he鈥檒l never forgive me for this, you get shocked with There鈥檚 nobody in this world I trust with my son more than you and that鈥檚 when you know you鈥檙e screwed. And when things just started to get back to normal, he鈥檚 40 feet under and you鈥檙e trying to dig him out with your bare hands. Then your shitty parents in town and once again managed to fuck with your life, and you鈥檙e not in the right state of mind to be dating. But then he asks his son鈥檚 former teacher out and you鈥檙e heartbroken because you thought you and him had something special, and he will wait for you but clearly not. Then his son shows up at your doorstep because he鈥檚 upset and you鈥檙e his safe space. Then you find a new friend and suddenly he is jealous, and you think maybe it鈥檚 not one-sided after all, and you want to talk about it. Then out of nowhere he gets shot and your whole world crumbles, and he whispers pained Are you hurt? when he鈥檚 the one bleeding out through your trembling hands. And now you鈥檙e breaking down in front of his son because this is too much and it should鈥檝e been you who got shot. Just when things settled down, he鈥檚 all soft and Because Evan and that鈥檚 when you find out that he made you his baby daddy a freaking year ago and was sitting on this information for unknown reasons.
Eddie: 馃憖
Chimney: Wow, that... was oddly specific.
Buck: And when you鈥檙e lulled into a false sense of security, he dumps his girlfriend and the next thing you know you鈥檙e banging each other on his awful couch.
Albert:...
Chimney:...
Eddie: In my defense I was left unsupervised.
Chimney: Buck was your superv-... Ok, I see.
Buck: I regret nothing.
Eddie: And my couch is not awful.
Buck: You did not sleep on it, Eddie. That thing is horrible!
Eddie: Well, it was plenty comfortable last night.
Buck: ...you smooth fucker.
Eddie: *smug*
Chimney:...
Albert: Does Ravi have any kids I should know about?
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incorrectfirefam7 months ago
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buck: eddie im in love with you
eddie: I know???
buck: what how do you know?
eddie: we鈥檙e dating?
buck: no we鈥檙e not?
eddie: we鈥檙e not???? *voice crack*
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incorrect118buddiea month ago
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Christopher : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Eddie : Wasn't Buck with you
Buck: In my defense I was also left unsupervised
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adorebuckley10 hours ago
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Buck: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Eddie periodically send me texts saying 鈥榳e need to talk.鈥
Buck: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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patroclusdefencesquad6 months ago
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this is basically how it went, let's be honest
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