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Buck: It sure is muggy outside this morning.
Chim: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the yard…
Buck, sips coffee out of a bowl: What would give you that idea?
Eddie, drinking from a measuring cup: You're so paranoid.
Hen drinking from a blender pitcher: You should talk to someone about that.
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hisbucky · 3 days
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Eddie: If I had a nickel for every time I almost died in front of the love of my life, I'd have two nickels — which isn't a lot, but it's kind of weird that it happened twice. Buck: ...The love of your life? Eddie, gently squeezes Buck's hand, smiling softly: Yeah, the love of my life. Buck, shyly: W-wow, yeah, okay.
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babygirl-diaz · 3 days
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Buck: Morning, babygirl Eddie, yawning: Morning. You're up early? Buck: It's a special day Eddie: A special day? Wait, what did I forget? Is it our anniversary? Is it your birthday? Is it MY birthday? Buck: Shhh... Calm down. It's none of that. It's the 7th anniversary of the first time we met. Eddie, pouting: You remember that? Buck: Heck yeah, I do. I fell in love with you the moment I saw you Eddie: Liar. You hated me. Buck: I was pretending to hate you. Eddie: You're such a liar. You hated my guts. Buck, kissing him: Okay, maybe I hated you a little. But I love you now and that's what's important Eddie: Nah, you hated me for half a day and I'm gonna hold that over your head for the rest of our lives.
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pretty-fishy · 2 days
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Buck: I mean sure, I'll check out a hot guy's ass but that's normal
Maddie: It's not abnormal...
Buck: and Yeah, so I've fantasied about having sex with Eddie, but thats just because he's objectively the most attractive person there is
Maddie: Wait, what?
Buck: and maybe, I've had dreams about our Wedding, where I adopt Chris and have come up with names for our hypothetical future children and dog and cat but that's just close friend stuff you know
Maddie: ...??
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iamharryhale · 3 days
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Buck: Cooking together is not romantic, move out my fucking way.
Eddie, scrambling the eggs: What the fuck?
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bellabrady · 1 day
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starsforbuckley · 3 days
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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Athena: *looks at Buck in her arms*
Athena: Baby boy, Buck.
Athena: *looks at Bobby*
Athena: Evil.
Bobby: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Buck: YOU DID!
Bobby: I JUST SAID THERE WEREN'T ANY LEFTOVERS!
Athena: AND LIKE I SAID, YOU'RE EVIL BOBBY!
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• fandom: 9-1-1
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veryincorrect118 · 21 hours
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Buck: So I’m thinking maybe a spring wedding, or maybe summer. I don’t want it to be too cold.
Eddie: What are you talking about? We’re not even engaged.
Buck: That’s what I forgot to do last night!
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Tommy about Buck: I wanna give him self-esteem and prostate orgasm
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emolionsrawr · 3 days
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tommy: baby! i found a kitten behind a dumpster
buck: oh my god we HAVE to keep her!!
tommy: i already named her
buck: what's her name?
tommy: ally!
buck:.... i'm never living that down am i?
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incorrect911argoship · 12 hours
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Eddie: Thank you again for talking to Chris about his girl problem.
Buck: Just doing my job.
Eddie: I didn't know there was an agreement in place.
Buck: There is one. I teach him about dating and sports, and you get the emotional part. We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kid.
Eddie: Our kid? Buck, we’re not married.
Buck: Eddie, come on, we’re a little married.
Eddie: I know. I love it.
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hisbucky · 23 hours
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Buck: I've got the perfect song for us. Don't be mad, I just think it's funny. Tommy: Why would I be — Buck: *plays 'right where you left me' by Taylor Swift* Tommy: ...I feel like I should apologize. Buck: I think it's hilarious.
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babygirl-diaz · 3 days
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Chimney: Why do you look like someone kicked your puppy? Eddie: Buck forgot my birthday Chimney: Your birthday isn't until tomorrow Eddie: Yeah, but Buck usually does something every day of the week on my birthday week Chimney: And this year he hasn't done anything? I didn't think you were a big birthday person Eddie: I didn't either. I always went all out for Chris' birthday because that made more sense but I guess Buck's just spoiled me Chimney: Why not just ask him if he's forgot your birthday? Eddie: Because that will be weird and make me look desperate. Chimney: Okay, new plan. Ghost him. Eddie: How am I supposed to do that? We live together. Chimney: Hey, I'm just throwing ideas out there. Have you considered the possibility that he's breaking up with you? Edie: I HADN'T UNTIL NOW! ***ELSEWHERE BUCK AND BOBBY*** Buck: I'm going to ask Eddie to marry me tomorrow on his birthday Bobby: And you're asking for my permission? Buck: Why would I do that? You're supposed to be MY dad, not his! Bobby, laughing: Okay, possessive much. So how are you going to do it? Buck: I'm gonna take him to dinner and then ask him. Bobby: Really? Buck: Why did you say it like that? Bobby: I just always imagined your proposal will be a bit more... out there Buck: Like what? You thought I would pretend to kidnap Eddie, and get him to a remote location and propose? Or did you think I would send a fake mugger after mug Eddie and then jump out of a helicopter, save the day, and propose? OR did you think I would pretend to die and then "miraculously" come back to life and propose? Bobby: I hadn't considered any of those a possibility. Because why would I? I just thought you would whisk Eddie away on a romantic getaway and then propose. You know? Something normal that doesn't lead to him kicking your butt and dumping you instead?
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military-newsboys · 2 days
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Eddie: If you hurt Buck, I'll kill you. Tommy: If I hurt Buck, I'll kill myself. Eddie: Not if I kill you first. Buck: Pleasure to watch you two interact as always.
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iamharryhale · 1 day
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Tommy: My man gives the best head.
Eddie: On God he do.
Marisol:
Buck:
Tommy: The fuck?
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bellabrady · 3 months
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