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incorrectbuddie118 · 2 days ago
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Eddie: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Buck, through tears: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack!
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hollywooddiaz · 4 months ago
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athena: God you really are a parent to these three adults
bobby: *mumbling*
athena: what was that?
bobby:...four
athena: oh no, not another
bobby: this is eddie
eddie: hi :D
athena: jesus fuck
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cherishingstydia · 2 months ago
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Bobby: Eddie Diaz,new recruit,graduated top of-
Buck:*interrupting*
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Albert: You know, Ravi and I got off on the wrong foot but I think we’re gonna be good friends.
Buck: You be careful with that.
Albert: What? Why?
Buck: Because first, you’re petty and jealous, and What’s your problem, man? and now you’re annoyed and angry. Then You can have my back any day which turns you into a blushing stuttering mess because how can it not when he’s so unbearably hot? Then you find out he has the most adorable kid in the world and you’re swooning. Then one day, when you’re at your lowest and think he’ll never forgive me for this, you get shocked with There’s nobody in this world I trust with my son more than you and that’s when you know you’re screwed. And when things just started to get back to normal, he’s 40 feet under and you’re trying to dig him out with your bare hands. Then your shitty parents in town and once again managed to fuck with your life, and you’re not in the right state of mind to be dating. But then he asks his son’s former teacher out and you’re heartbroken because you thought you and him had something special, and he will wait for you but clearly not. Then his son shows up at your doorstep because he’s upset and you’re his safe space. Then you find a new friend and suddenly he is jealous, and you think maybe it’s not one-sided after all, and you want to talk about it. Then out of nowhere he gets shot and your whole world crumbles, and he whispers pained Are you hurt? when he’s the one bleeding out through your trembling hands. And now you’re breaking down in front of his son because this is too much and it should’ve been you who got shot. Just when things settled down, he’s all soft and Because Evan and that’s when you find out that he made you his baby daddy a freaking year ago and was sitting on this information for unknown reasons.
Eddie: 👀
Chimney: Wow, that... was oddly specific.
Buck: And when you’re lulled into a false sense of security, he dumps his girlfriend and the next thing you know you’re banging each other on his awful couch.
Albert:...
Chimney:...
Eddie: In my defense I was left unsupervised.
Chimney: Buck was your superv-... Ok, I see.
Buck: I regret nothing.
Eddie: And my couch is not awful.
Buck: You did not sleep on it, Eddie. That thing is horrible!
Eddie: Well, it was plenty comfortable last night.
Buck: ...you smooth fucker.
Eddie: *smug*
Chimney:...
Albert: Does Ravi have any kids I should know about?
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evaneddiediaz · 18 days ago
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Buck: Hey, Eddie?
Eddie: Yes, Buck?
Buck: Did you know that Jane declined Tarzan’s proposal? Apparently, he was known to be a swinger.
Eddie quietly muttering to himself: It’s your own fault. You agreed to marry him. You said I do.
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leandra-winchester · 5 months ago
Eddie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Buck: Mine just says "Buck no."
Eddie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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hamletsshadow · a month ago
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*118 family BBQ*
Harry, looking at Eddie in awe: the self-control and composer shown by that man is an inspiration to us all!
Chris, lives with his father and knows him: yesterday he fell out a window because Buck smiled at him, but okay.
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hollywooddiaz · 5 months ago
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buck and eddie: *doing something stupid & dangerous*
bobby: ha, where are those kids parents
bobby: oh wait it's me, im the parent, hey! you two knock it off!
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caramelbuddie · a month ago
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Random guy: *approaching Buck at the bar* Did it hurt?
Buck: What hurt?
Random guy: When you fell from heaven?
Eddie: *putting his arm around Buck* No it didn't, because I was there to catch him.
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Buck x Eddie | Incorrect quotes
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Buck got hurt on a call again. After the surgery he is a little out of it. So when Eddie tries to take him home after he got discharged, Buck puts up a fight
Buck: I'm really flattered but I have to decline.
Eddie: What
Buck: My heart is already taken. He is so beautiful and kind, you would have really liked him.
Eddie: Buck, we have to go ho-... He?! Who's he?
Buck: Don't get me wrong, you're, like, insanely gorgeous, man
Eddie: *squeaks* Evan
Buck: But I'm pretty sure Eddie is the love of my love, so back off.
Eddie: 💖Baby💖
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