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iamharryhale · 2 days

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Buck: Cooking together is not romantic, move out my fucking way.

Eddie, scrambling the eggs: What the fuck?

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starsforbuckley · 3 days

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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Buck: How’s practice going?

Eddie: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Buck: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Eddie: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Buck: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

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imakatperson22 · 10 days

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Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.

Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.

Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…

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mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips · 15 days

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Buck: Welcome to the 'Fuck Evan Buckley' club, where we discuss all the reasons you think I've been a bad friend. We talk, work through them, and move on.

Eddie:... I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.

Tommy: Me, too.

Taylor: I could go either way.

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blurredbuddie · 21 days

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Eddie: Tommy is a cool guy, like he's really awes-

Buck: Tommy kissed me

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie: Tommy is a dead man. I hope he sleeps with one eye open.

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dudesrysly · 28 days

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Hen: so, how was the honeymoon?

Eddie: Buck got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Eddie: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

Eddie: I love him.

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incorrectbuckandeddie · 10 days

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Buck: I just wanted to let you all know that I have a boyfriend.

Hen: Congrats Buck!

Chimney: Wait let us guess! Does he have brown hair?

Hen: Was he in the army?

Chimney: Does his job involve rescuing people?

Hen: Does he have abs for days?

Chimney: Do we know him?

Buck: How did you two know I was dating Tommy?!

Hen and Chimney: WHAT!

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bidisasterevankinard · 19 days

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Eddie: universe doesn't scream

Eddie*shot in the street*

Eddie: I hope it doesn't struck twice

Buck*struck by lightning*

Eddie: he is single

Tommy *kisses Buck and takes him on a date*

Universe: maybe if you shut up, I will stop, but do you like how I changed the tactics? 😈

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watchyourbuck · 26 days

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911 s7 through the Buddie-looking-glass so far

7x01: talk to our son im too gay for this

7x02: I swear we mean well we’re just kinda dumb *tap*

7x03: worried hubs save captain dad

7x04: fuck ur new friend- no wait dONT FUCK HIM

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bi-slut-buck · 13 days

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Eddie : Marisol moved in with me

Buck : yeah?

Eddie : she likes to have sex

Buck : naturally

Eddie : i have to break up with her

Buck : excuse me?!

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makorragal-312 · 2 months

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How Buck and Eddie's conversations with Chris are gonna go:

Eddie: Hey son.

Chris: Hey dad.

Eddie: I heard that you're seeing someone. Thought I'd give you some advice.

Chris: Didn't you dump Ms. Flores by telling her to go home?

Eddie:

Eddie: You're right. This is clearly a Buck conversation.

-a few hours later-

Buck: Hey Chris!

Chris: Hey Buck.

Buck: So...your dad tells me that you're-

Chris: Dad called you to give me dating advice, didn't he?

Buck: Uh, yeah.

Chris: Didn't your last girlfriend almost get Uncle Bobby in trouble by reporting on that crazy firefighter?

Buck: W-Well yeah-

Chris: And didn't you take Natalia couch shopping after knowing her for, like, a couple of weeks?

Buck:

-outside Chris' room-

Eddie: Well?

Buck: We are so not equipped for this conversation.

Eddie: Fuck.

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iamharryhale · 12 hours

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Tommy: My man gives the best head.

Eddie: On God he do.

Marisol:

Buck:

Tommy: The fuck?

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starsforbuckley · 2 days

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INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Eddie: What the hell is wrong with you?

Buck: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

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wackybuddiemewbs · 2 months

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Quoting Buddie things incorrectly

Part 72/???

Find more incorrect quotes here.

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mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips · 2 months

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Eddie *having a crisis*: Well, how did you know?

Buck: Know... what?

Eddie: That you liked guys as well as girls?

Buck: What do you mean? Doesn't everyone find everyone attractive?

Eddie:...

Buck: Don't they?

Buck: Don't they, Eddie?!

Eddie:...

Eddie: You know what, you deal with your crisis, I'll deal with mine.

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blurredbuddie · 21 days

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911 incorrect tweets by blurredbuddie ?/?

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