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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
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random-bistander · 8 days
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Me lookin at my OCs
there's something so genuinely beautiful and powerful about artists/folk who either draw or commission extremely self indulgent art that relates heavily to their interest and nothing else.
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Fascism sells a synthetic nostalgia.
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random-bistander · 10 days
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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random-bistander · 10 days
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Republican propaganda has convinced MAGAts that all abortion are abortions of convenience. They don’t even know the real life reasons, nor even their women.
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random-bistander · 12 days
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random-bistander · 12 days
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coelacanth
Sometimes I remember the sheer scale of evolutionary alterations that coelacanths have muscled their way through
the weight of eons of change and incremental improvement on a cellular level that have been concealed under, to what our eyes, an ossified limb configuration that’s remained stagnant in its antiquity.
So I can seek comfort in my own improvements, even if nothing hints to it from the outside
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random-bistander · 13 days
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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random-bistander · 13 days
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idk if anyone has made an isopod one so i decided to create this.
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FUCKING IPOD.
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random-bistander · 14 days
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It found me!!!
Tumblr Code.
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random-bistander · 17 days
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random-bistander · 30 days
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What would tumblr do if I reported a Starbucks ad?
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random-bistander · 30 days
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ideas for tumblr staff
dont remove the boop button
stop banning trans women for no reason
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Sea easter bnuy!
Or seaster bunny (?)
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Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that
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random-bistander · 30 days
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it rain
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