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raidens-bitch · 13 days

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sometimes what I need is the Spotify Premium but I can't afford that shi-

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raidens-bitch · 16 days

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Just saw a dude's Reddit post talking about his Misogynistic nephew who is mentally unstable to the point where not only he insulted op's wife who is pregnant after years of infertility, but also a lotta things (he's here on Tumblr btw). The thing is they decided to not invite this guy for Easter and he arrived dressed as the joker with a mf sword (???? He also has a Kermit plushie he actually eh...yk 👉👌, dear lord please someone erase my memory, I miss my life an hour before.

#dear lord #Please kill me #I need a literal brainwash #But I need it to clean this out of my head #Somebody burn that plushie #It must have a ecosystem inside

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raidens-bitch · 23 days

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Me: I want to post a story of Luffy reincarnated as himself, but being a girl in a world where women are severely abused and there's strong Misogyny everywhere. Also the Strawhats and allies came back.

Wattpad: You can post it, but I won't show you the real stats, I will also hide all the comments so you can't answer them. :)

Me: Fuck you

(Run The World (Girls!) in Wattpad)

#one piece #female luffy #straw hat pirates #sanji #zoro #nami #nico robin #tony tony chopper #soul king brook #cyborg franky #jinbei #sir crocodile #red haired shanks

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raidens-bitch · 5 months

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"U were so nice before, what happened to you?"

Idk I realized I was born to serve cunt.

#Gotta hate the aunts and serve cunt

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raidens-bitch · 5 months

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*Shang Tsung during the whole MK 1 game*

Shang Tsung; I am the only one serving cunt here?, Omg so embarrassing

(this one was left on my drafts for some reason, forgot to publish it)

#shang tsung #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #No matter the timeline #Baby girl keeps serving and devouring 💋

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raidens-bitch · 7 months

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hello, could I request a romantic one shot of (mk11) light Raiden with a chaosrealmer male reader?

Hahaha this will be funnnn

"Hahahahahah!"

The hysterical laugh echoed through the halls as you walked through them.

"halt! Chaosrealmer"

Liu Kang said, you kept walking, as you never took any orders from nobody. You only stopped in your tracks when lightning struck you setting your nerves on fire.

"augh!"

You said, arching your back painfully, falling in arms of the Thunder god.

"dog rednuht uoy knaht"

Chaosrealmers spoke backwards, pretty much like netherrealmers, therefore, it was pretty common for earthrealmers to not understand a flying fuck of what you've said.

"what is a child of Chaos doing in Earthrealm?."

You rolled your eyes. You truly hated answering long questions.

"it is forbidden for one to request for help? Thunder god"

You said, your attire showing your status of an Outworld noble.

"why would one of Shao Khan's allies seek for help?"

Asked Kung Lao. You bursted out laughing.

"oh you poor little human, everybody knows that Shao Khan doesn't have any allies, he has servants...and servitude, tch tch"

You said, shaking your head side to side.

"I'm not here due to Shao Khan...my main problem is Havik."

...

From that day, you were a protégé of the Thunder God, though you mainly stayed with the Special Forces new recruits, Cassie, Jaqui, Takeda and Jin (you discovered that everywhere they went chaos ensured), you visited the man sometimes, mainly to see how was he doing after murdering one of his own of his non biological kids and attend the death of the other.

"Nishishishishi, your head is fogged again, my dear."

you said, it was your way to fluster the white haired. He sighed, looking at the altar dedicated to his children with wonder, then looking back at you. You became serious, loosing the amusement instantly as you saw his sad face.

"Quan Chi enslaved them"

He said, your face turned of one of pure rage. Slaves were not only victims of abuse, but also of a system. So unnatural, the privacy of freedom was a thing that you couldn't stand as an anarchist. You smiled at him.

"But we can take them back right? We can revive them. We can unrevenant them or whatever."

The Thunder god hugged you tightly. You laughed as you felt your ribbs crack at the pressure but not brake. Wrapping your legs around his waist, when the God looked up (loosing his hat and hoodie before the hug) he kissed you. You could only just take it, shocked, feeling his soft lips against yours. This man was everything you hated. Lack of sense of humour, he never let himself go of his emotional restraints, he followed all the God rules like they were the most important thing. But at the same time you loved him, you loved how he complimented your chaotic existence, and aren't better the loves that are forbidden? You kissed him back, drinking his grunts and moans, loving how his breath became erratic.

"Be mine, (S/O)."

You laughed.

"Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat 11 #lord raiden #chaosrealm

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raidens-bitch · 7 months

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This is more accurate than reality itself

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raidens-bitch · 7 months

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I would love some truly romantic hc's of General Shao, as I'm struggling to find any content of him.I mean I know he isn't everyone's cup of tea. But MK1 really really made him flesh out. so please and thank you

ofc Luv!

• If we are talking about overprotective boyfriends, Shao is the King of them all. He has won many battles and wars that forged his fame, but also made him many enemies that he doesn't want you to face nor meet, ever.

•He is also very careful for you to stay healthy and such, as he was a very ill boy in the past, so he truly hates when you are sick, mainly because of his father's ideas of "Illness means weakness".

•Don't expect nothing but luxury, this man grew up in a wealthy family, he is wealthy and so he will spoil you rotten.

•Even if you knew your ways in Kombat, he is still worried of you getting hurt, you are what he appreciates the most, therefore losing you is unbearable.

•Certainly he is a big spoon, pretty much way to hot, perfect for winter and cold nights in the Sarna Dessert but a pain in the ass in summer.

•He is not a man of many cuddles but he loves to watch you sleep over his chest.

•He loves massages after a long day, specially if he has dealt with earthrealm champions.

•Talk about being jealous, this big boy is like a rabid dog!, Johnny Cage better stay away because you are certainly not available for even a friendly look.

#shao khan #mortalkombat #mortal kombat 1 #general shao

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raidens-bitch · 7 months

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The Biggest Threat to All the Realms and My Ovaries

thank you for bringing him to my attention @geeky-trash01 ! 😉

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raidens-bitch · 7 months

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wish I could play MK 1, but I don't have PC nor play station or Switch so I'm damned to watch it through YouTube like a Movie.

Fuck being poor I want a sugar Daddy. I want to main my husband again

#mortal kombat 1 #shang tsung

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raidens-bitch · 7 months

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Request Open!

Now that I'have way to fucking time in ma' handsss, I guess I can open some Request for Mortal Kombat men. It could be *Clears throat and grabbed a megaphone*:

Headcannons

Smut one shots

Romantic One shots

Angsty ones too

And anything that comes out from those lil fantastic heads of yours byee, I accept any character 🤭, could be gay or whatever, in this house we don't judge.

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat 1 #request

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raidens-bitch · 8 months

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In Every Era | Shang Tsung

This man needs more content I swear-

Y/n sighed as she drank some Baiju at Madame Bo's tea house, her purely green glowing eyes, signal of godhood, were filled with sadness.

"You have sadness in your gaze, young woman."

Y/n smiled softly, after half an era without her husband, what could she do more than blame Liu Kang for it?

"My soul is Incomplete."

She said, looking at the jaded ring with love.

"Did he died young?"

The older man asked, he had a beard but he lacked of real wrinkles.

"No, he was as old as me"

She said, looking at him in the eyes, the man opened his eyes wide, looking shocked by the colour and glow.

"I see..."

The man, stood up, excusing himself but when he passed by the goddess, she expertly grabbed his hand, and caressing a mark in form of a half moon that wasn't there before.

"Be careful in your way, Little Snake, you have many things to accomplish."

The man left, and Y/n smiled to herself...To think her love was still in this Era...she might bring the rain to this lands...they were suffering of a disgusting dry season.

#shang tsung #mortal kombat 1 #shang tsung x reader #Reader is an Elder God #she dangerous af #And misses her hubby too

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raidens-bitch · 11 months

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AHHHHHHHH- THIS MAN SAYS BARK AND I GET ALL FOURS AND BARK BITCH, he can destroy me fr