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"I just completed 100% completion of my GTA SA a few minutes ago, and then I'm continuing playing the game. I entered the All Cars Fly cheat and fly Las Venturas, I'm going to the safe house in Prickle Pine. I save the game in that safe house. I leave the house and after a few hours of playing roaming around Las Venturas, there was no pedestrians and cars. Parking cars are not even there. I don't know why. Then I goes back to the safe house in Prickle Pine. Once I entered, I saw a blood stains on the floor. I was a bit scared, then I entered the wardrobe and CJ is not in the mirror, nothing was in the mirror. It was black. Then I fly to Los Santos and go inside another safe house and the wardrode's mirror was still the same. Then I'm going to change CJ's clothes. Once I selected "Green Hoodie", It shows CJ is wearing a bloody green hoodie. I had no choice and I might just have to wear it. A few minutes later, the screen goes black for no reason. After the game loads back, it shows CJ's with no clothes on. He was still at the same place before the screen goes black and then I heard an AK-47. I knew that not all pedestrians were gone. I was trying to search for the person that shoots the AK-47 but I couldn't find him. I went back to Ganton and grab a Hydra to fly and it exploded instantly, and wasted. The weird thing is that I'm respawned infront of the graveyards in El Castillo Del Diablo. I was so scared so I spawned a jetpack to fly away from there. Suddenly, I sees someone down there. So I decided to fly down and see how the person looks like. It was CJ's clone. My CJ does not have any clothes on, and the CJ's clone had a hockey mask, black pants and black shoes. The hockey mask had alot of a blood. So I spawned a weapons with cheats, when I was about to kill him, the blue screen of death appears. I turned off my computer and opened it again, when I was about to search for GTA SA, it's gone. The game is gone. All the files are gone. But there's a strange file left called "cj.exe". When I clicked on it, it turned off my computer instantly."- GTA San Andreas Creepypasta - CJ.exe
Ah, I see the author came from the Department of Redundancy Department.
But also you should NEVER save with cheats.
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"I was always a Happy Tree Friends fan but my parents don't want me to watch it. I do so behind their back anyways. But afterwards, I haven't watched it in a while due to a bunch of busy stuff. I watched an episode I wish I've never watched.
The Story
On 12/2/12, I was looking for A good video to watch when one of my Steam friends send me A link to another youtube video. When I clicked on the link, it said "Happy Tree Friends - Random Acts Of Flippy (Lost Episode)". It was from the Mondo Media user, so I went ahead and watched it anyway. Because, you know, It was an official Episode. right? Boy, was I wrong about that.
It was an edited version of Random Acts Of Silence, but the theme wasn't playing, and it didn't show the "Also starring" part of the intro. When the episode started, I noticed some things were off. Sniffle was missing an eye, Nutty was missing an arm and Mime had no mouth and was missing an antler. I thought of it like it was A mistake and that's why they edited it. It seemed normal from there until it got to the part where Mime was shaprening his pencil. the sharpener made A loud, high-pitched screetch instead of the normal Pencil Sharpener sound. Since I'm mildly Autistic, it hurt my ears.
When Flippy got to Mime, the sound stopped and he got out His Machete and started sharpening the pencil. but the pencil shavings weren't coming out and was replaced with blood, like he was cutting his hand. The camera then cut to Flippy's eye when the alarm sounds, but the alarm was missing, only Flippy's wimper and growls were heard. but there was something wrong with his eye when the pupil turned green. His eye.... Oh god, his eye.... It was black and bloodshot like he was dead before the series even started. The screen cut to Sniffles, looking worried as Flippy appears behind him. Flippy then got out A knife, lifts his arm back and just STABS Sniffles right in the eye! The sight of it made Nutty pass out and wake up on the Table the sharpener was on a few minutes later. Flippy then grabbed the handle and starts sharpening Nutty from Hand to legs. The sight of the blood and guts from Nutty made me throw up. I tried to exit the page, but A pop-up keeps appearing saying "NO". It did that 5 times and it was A sound file in Flippy's Voice actor. I continued watching and saw Mime walking by with a bunch of papers in his arms.
He dropped the papers and tried to run when Flippy just appears right there and cuts Mime right in the eye with one of the pieces of papers, sending him walking into the chair. Flippy then got out his machete, spun the chair and cut off Mime's skin, making him lose his other Antler... and die. The Camera finally cut to Flaky taking A book to the counter. she put the book on the counter, Flippy opened it and stamped it with... Nutty's Arm!? the blood was black goo though. and when the camera cut to Flippy.... the background was black with blood almost everywhere. there were even mesagges written in blood, saying "Die", "Shh" and "Check out from life". but the creepiest thing was Flippy himself. His eyes were still black but it was bleeding black goo, his hat had a Circle with an X on it instead of the usual mark. He had blood on his teeth, hat and shirt. when the screen faded to black, A scream was hear from the video as well as A snap...
the Video ended and I was finally able to close the video page. but when I did, A wisper behind me said "Shh....". I turned around, screamed and stumbled on the ground from what I saw. it was A plushie of Flippy with black eyes.... and goo coming out of the eyes"- Happy Tree Friends: Random Acts Of Flippy (666)
Oh, my actual God. It has so much wrong. It shares the same bullshit ending of Sonic.exe. I must add that HTF is naturally gory so the blood = horror is even less true. (Unless you have a phobia of blood)
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"So everybody loves DBZ certainly hasn't seen This episode... this lost episode... so this episode was found my Shoden Jumps company created not by Toriyama.... but the unknown.... They first put in the tape and it was normal.. at first... Goku is fighting Gohan and accidentally breaks his neck... Gohan dies... Chi Chi stabs her self over and over again and she falls laughing on the floor. The spectators were disturbed... Goku stop eating and laughing and smiling like he does... he starts getting skinny... Goku sits on his bed and Vegeta walks and says "Kakarot Your FUCKING Sick!!" And he leaves Goku all alone on his bad weeping... Goku then begins sobbing uncontrollably images of muliltaded Chi Chi and Gohan pics flash on the screen... Goku starts laughing then bloods starts falling all over his hand and shirt... he looks up His eyes are bleeding down red he smiling and then he screams... then a voice says do it Goku takes his hand and he blasts his head off!! The producers vomited everywhere some cried and some where frozen in shock.... of what the hell they just watched.... People and producers questioned and begged people what the hell this THING THIS SICK CREATION!! But... nobody knew.... this episode then was hidden from the public it was then whoever got there hands on it put it on certain websites... tell me if you've seen this episode because.. I'm telling you.. if you've watched it.. it will change how u see dragonballz and Goku and friends... for the rest of your life.. I forgot to say those who watched the episode well some commited Suicide and it was brutal
Hay guys! GøKU423 here and I had a lot of fun doing this Creepypasta! It was my own and I made it up! As I went along... I hope u guys like it well it was
Disturbing and well.. it creeped me out some but I hope y'all liked it"- Goku's Suicide
This is the ungodly love child of Sonic.exe, Squidward's Suicide, and DBZ.
I don't like DBZ. So take that story. 22 cases of... 22! And if you thought it couldn't get worse the author then talks to us the reader like this wasn't meant to be scary.
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"note: first creepypasta on this wiki and don't delete.
The only known screenshot of the episode
You all know spongebob right? But there is a lost episode titled dead Patrick. I was a test reel of Spongebob on the run. I found this on a deleted Encyclopedia Spongebobia discussion post.
the episode started with Spongebob and Patrick on a white background. Patrick said "what is it?" Spongebob replied with "I am no longer your friend." Also in this Early sponge on the run reel. The models where stolen from battle for bikini bottom.
Patrick starts crying in the same white background as before. This time there was no Spongebob. Patrick gets a gun out of nowhere. It was crudely drawn. Patrick then shot himself. The last shot was Patrick with crudely drawn blood.
It ended. The post was deleted after I saw it. I know this because it was that post. After that I received a mail letter.
It was was crudely drawn and had crudely drawn blood like in the episode.
So if you seen this episode. Let me know"- Dead Patrick
Ok, this is... Instead of talking about how not scary and funny this story is let's talk about the pictures. Those are actually pictures from the wiki page itself.
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"Then, there was a jumpscare with a cursed 3D image from Wyoming Incedent and a scary screamer. Sonic said "I'm outta here", and jumped off the grass. There were so many jumpscares flashing. I got a scary game over with music from US into the EU version with a picture Depressed Luigi from the Beta Game Over whimpering with Sonic holding the telephone scared and Tails roaring. It said "Game Over Jimi Josh, You're Next" There was a very loud jumpscare so hard it gave me a heart attack and pissed off the neighbors. "- CD Sonic.avi
Ok just like the HTF one I did earlier any amount of creepiness is gone from the random things put in. I like to call this Sonic.exe syndrome.
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"THIS ISNT REAL, ITS JUST A CREEPYPASTA
Hi, i went to a dollar store today and looked at the DVD aisle and i was looking through the dvds until i found a box saying "DANGANRONPA: THE ANIMATION EPISODE 0", i really liked Danganronpa so i took it to the checkout line. I was a little confused when i got the DVD,but I didn't mind. When got home i popped open the disc and put it in my DVD player.
The episode starts with a reverse opening, then the episode plays. It started off with Sayaka crying in her room. Makoto walks up to her and says "whats wrong?" Sayaka says "I SHOULD OF KILLED YOU,YOU TRATOR". Makoto looks at Sayaka in shock and then it rewinds a bit.. there was tons of dead bodies on the floor, the bodies looked like all of the 15 students but the only one who survived was Junko. She was laughing for 3 minutes. At the end there was no credits, instead it cuts to SURVIVING STUDENTS: 1, then it cuts to Monokumas laugh. The episode was 11 minutes. Then Junko said "Im sorry you had to see that.."
I took the DVD out of my DVD player and took it back to the dollar store. The employee showed to the manger, and burned the DVD. I didn't see the DVD again after that. "- Danganronpa: The Animation: Lost Episode
Let's play a fun game of list the cliches. Also I have to say this. I really liked Danganronpa, much like everyone else.
The intro was revered.
Sayaka crying in her room. (Yes, it does make sense given what this is about. But it's still a cliche.)
A character that is a good one being evil. (Why am I getting Danganronpa 3: Future Arc vibes?)
A DVD rewinding
Dead bodies (once again makes sense given the material but still is a cliche.)
Waiting for an unrealistic amount of time watching nothing/static/laughing (this one gets under my skin. It could be that I have the attention span of a goldfish because of my ADHD or because I like good creepypastas.)
No credits
A character talking to the MC
Destroying your only evidence
No explanation
Random gore for no point other than having gore (the dead bodies)
Having characters be there for no reason other than to die
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CREEPYPASTA FANON WIKI
Punch Out!! Lost Boxer's Soul
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Hello Reader. Do You Know The Game Franchise Punch Out? Its A Very Popular Game Franchise That all Started In The Arcade Age. But I Have Something To Tell You That Will Spook You, But First Let Me Introduce myself. My Name Is Kyle and I'm A 16 Year Old Boy And I'm An Elite Student In My High School, But I Know What You Are Thinking, "What The Hell Is An Elite Student?" Well First Of all : Its One Of The Student Ranks In My High School I'm in. And Second : My Teacher Told me That I am, And Thats All I can Tell you. Now. Enough Introduction. Lets Go Start The Story.
"When I Was About to Put THe Game In I Heard Aran Ryan Yelling outside "GIMME THE FUCKIN' GAME OR I SHALL BREAK Y' INTO TWO PIECE'S!!" I Looked Outside And I Only saw Nothing.. Well When Aran Ryan Continued To Tell Me That He'll Beat me Up I began The Game. And Yes I Fought Glass Joe. But When I Won. Something weird Happend. The TV Wen't To Static Turned Itself Off. And someone sounding Like Super Macho Man Was Clearly Rambling "Shut This Fucking Game Off Or I Will Scratch your Ear Off With My Fist." And Then The TV turned Itself Back on and Aran Ryan Came out Of The TV in some Awfull 3D Effect."- Punch Out!!! Lost Boxer's Soul
EVERYONE LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS! ARAN RYAN IS REAL AND HE IS COMING FOR YOU!
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This will probably be my longest post ever lol. Well, get ready for this behemoth of a story called Happy Tree Friends: The Funeral.
nscript
(the movie begins in the hospital showing Lumpy as a doctor, he comes across Buzz Lightyear, who has broken his arm off)
Lumpy: Hello, do you need fixing up?
Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me!
(Lumpy comes over to a bruised and bloodied Cuddles' hospital bed)
Lumpy: So, you were beaten up by Scoutmaster Lumpus?
Cuddles: (coughing up blood) Y-yes....
Lumpy: Hmmmmmmmm…..don't worry, I can make you better! (rubs two defibrillator paddles together) CLEAR! (electrocutes Cuddles, which burns him until his heart explodes)
(everyone shrieks)
Lumpy: Whoops, sorry....
Toothy: He's not the only one you know, Russell died of lung cancer, Flaky had of a heart attack from entering a chick farm, Cub was shot by a black guy because Pop wasn't there to protect him, Mime was shot by Cleveland Brown, and Splendid puked his organs out after swallowing the Kryptonut.
Nutty: Oh, why would we lose them too?!
Petunia: This is just terrible!
(later, at the funeral)
(The Intermezzo of Cavalleria Rusticana starts playing as the remaining Happy Tree Friends mourn for Cuddles, Russell, Flaky, Cub, Mime, and Splendid)
Reverend Lovejoy: Here lies Cuddles the bunny, Russell the pirate otter, Flaky the porcupine, Cub the baby bear, Mime the mime deer, and Splendid the super squirrel. We shall never forget the times we had with them.
PhantomStrider: (blows a horn) YAY!!!! 6 OF THE HAPPY TREE FRIENDS ARE DEAD!!!!
Happy Tree Friends Hater #1: LET'S CELEBRATE!!!!
PhantomStrider: (starts playing the Chicken Song by J.Geco)
Flippy: You evil disrespectors! I swear I'll cut you in your sleep!
Reverend Lovejoy: Question, how did Cuddles die?
Sniffles: Lumpy shocked him to death after he got beaten by Scoutmaster Lumpus.
Reverend Lovejoy: Oh, okay.
Diesel: Alright people, LET'S TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN!!!
PhantomStrider: I’m full of surprises, they ought to say of me, I bring some razzle dazzle to the yard, I’m full of surprises, as you can plainly, I don’t find being surprising all that hard. Some would probably say, I’m only up to my old tricks, but I’d say I’m a problem solver, looking for a nice quick fix. I’m full of surprises, they ought to say of me, I bring some razzle dazzle to the rail, I’m full of surprises, as you can plainly see, I’m trusting my surprises to prevail, I hope this time being surprising doesn’t fail! They used to call me devious, because I had a pit of previous, but please you must believious, I’m not that bad… Well maybe just a tad.
Crowd of Characters: (applause)
Russell Ferguson: That's what that pirate otter gets for stealing my name!
PhantomStrider: Come here, Happy Tree Friends haters!
Happy Tree Friends Haters: Coming!
PhantomStrider: Are you a real villain?
Hater #1: Well, uhhh….technically not
PhantomStrider: Have you ever caught a good guy like a real superhero?
Hater #1: Nah!
(Hater #2 shakes his head)
PhantomStrider: Have you ever tried a disguise?
Hater #1: Nah, nah....
PhantomStrider: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!
Happy Tree Friends Haters: Hey! We are number one! Hey! We are number one!
PhantomStrider: Now listen closely. Here’s a little lesson in trickery. This is going down in history, If you wanna be a villain number one, You’ll have to chase a superhero on the run. Just follow my moves and sneak around be careful not to make a sound. (Happy Tree Friends Hater #1 steps on a branch) No! Don’t touch that! Ha, ha, ha! Now look at this net I just found. When I say “Go!”, be ready to throw! Go! Throw it at him, not me! Ugh! Let’s try something else. Now watch and learn, here’s the deal, you’ll slip and slide on these banana peel, (Happy Tree Friends haters slip on the Banana peels) What are you doing?! We are number one Hey! Hey!
Crowd of Characters: (applause)
Handy: Hmph!
Lumpy: I kinda like it!
PhantomStrider: And for you guys, I have something to say to you.
Giggles: Oh, great.....
PhantomStrider: A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter.
Crowd of Characters: HEY!!
PhantomStrider: Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. The new emergency collection from LEGO City!
Pop: My son is dead and you're telling us songs and quotes that make no sense?!
Flippy: (flips out) THAT IS IT!!!! WE WILL KILL YOU!!!!
(Silence breaks for 10 seconds)
PhantomStrider, the Happy Tree Friends Haters, and Crowd of Characters: (booing and throwing things at them)
Duck: Dingus!
Oliver: You shut up!
Smudger: Preachy!
Lammy: We’re not being preachy.
Yong Bao: (throws a jar of macaroni and cheese at Disco Bear)
Happy Tree Friends Hater #1: I thought they touched on a vital issue.
PhantomStrider: I beg to differ, hi-yah! (throws a rock)
Flippy: Okay! Okay! Uncle! We give up! Can we please call this a truce?
(Meanwhile…)
Frankie: (recording) Theo, this is not safe at all.
Theo: Shut up, Frankie! Just keep filming, Okay. I’m Theo, and I am The Greatest American Hero, my special power is being somehow memorable after a very short run on TV.
(Merlin, Hurricane and Lexi set off)
Theo: (singing) Believe it or not, I’m walking on air, I never thought I would be so free…
(Hurricane, Lexi and Merlin let go of Theo)
Theo: (still singing) Flyin’ away on a wing and a pray’r, who could it be? (could it be) believe it or not, it’s just… (crashes into a tree and falls into the lake at PhantomStrider’s concert, everyone stops booing and starts laughing at Theo)
Reverend Lovejoy: In many ways Cuddles, Russell, Flaky, Cub, Mime, and Splendid were supporting characters in our lives, they didn't grab out our attention with memorable catchphrases or comical accents.
Nutty: Awwwwwwwwwwww..........
PhantomStrider and Haters: (Singing) These guys are not use at all; Thinks they’re very clever. Says that they can manage us; that’s the best joke ever! When they order us about, with the greatest folly, we just kill them! Pop Goes Old Dummies! (PhantomStrider and the haters laugh and then run up to the Happy Tree Friends with spears, torches, pitchforks, katanas, battering rams, axes, pistols, chainsaws, whips, bazookas, tasers, pepper spray, medieval flails, maces, shis, staffs, nunchucks, rolling pins, shurikens, broken glass bottles, and plasma cannons making battle cries and kill them)
(later, they all respawn back in a different timeline)
Cuddles: Well, of course we'd all be back. It's Happy Tree Friends, for goodness sake! Next time I'll stay away from Scoutmaster Lumpus. Hmmm....that's funny, I feel hungry for some cat all of a sudden. (sees a cat on the floor, pupils dialate) Come here, after-death snack! (iris closes up on the cat as Cuddles eats it offscreen)
(after-credits scene, July 19, 2069…)
Hater #1: Uuuuuuuuuuh, PhantomStrider? I don't think we should be here again.
PhantomStrider: Come on, the Happy Tree Friends are all dead now.
Hater #2: But you know they can respawn, right?
PhantomStrider: I know, but they'll respawn in a different timeline, so there's nothing here to be afraid of.
(a hand grabs PhantomStrider and throws him off a bridge)
PhantomStrider: (screams)
(the Happy Tree Friends haters watch PhantomStrider fall to his death, now more scared than before, they turn around and see Jack Skellington heading towards them)
Jack Skellington: GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
(cuts to static)
(after-credits scene second part, Cuddles is fast asleep with Giggles in their bed together, when their room is intruded by PhantomStrider's ghost, just as PhantomStrider raises his arm to attack them, Cuddles wakes up and finds that the room is empty. Assuming PhantomStrider's ghost to be a dream, Cuddles goes back to sleep, oblivious to the presence of PhantomStrider's shirt on the floor)
This is... *inhales* *exhales*
What does PhantomStrider has to do with Happy Tree Friends!?!
You do know the characters don't talk right?
WTF!?!
How is this supposed to be scary?
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"I love goanimate videos. But one day saw a video called: Bobbyispoopy's Dangaronpa Execution. I click on it. It started. Monokuma started the Execution.
Bobbyispoopy said: "I don't want to die! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
And the Execution started. Bobby was chained by the neck and later chained to a wooden pole. Bob the Builder, RJ from Over the Hedge, and Wall-E tried to stop it. But they were to late. Bobbyispoopy was stabbed in the right leg by a lance. He them exploded! Blood was everywhere. Bobby's bones were the only thing left of him. "Oh by god. I gotta puke!" I ran to the bathroom and puked in toilet. Two weeks later. l got a heart attack. I have 1 day to live. So please! Don't watch Bobbyispoopy's Dangaronpa Execution!"- Goanimate Creepypasta: Bobbyispoopy's Dangaronpa Execution
Ok, you understood everything that happened right? Please tell me.
(And yes that is the whole story. You can't make Goanimate scary. You just can't.)
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"libs torn from body no jaw eyes look like they have been burned out and was faintly breathing i quickly called 911 when they arrived he"- Bloodcraft
There is so much to unpack. 1st that was an actual paragraph from the story. 2nd I didn't edit it at all it was really like that when I read it. Lastly, what?
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Remember that I am not moking the writers of these stories just the stories themselves. Unless you are JC The Hyena.
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Sorry for being dead for a bit. I have just found a bunch of nuggets of gold though.
I will also be adding my opinion now.
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"is real is real life."- Hi um i am having trouble posting. so heres my story
I normally don't like commenting on these but that name. My my it's amazing
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""You have made a big mistake. I was a victim of him who managed to survive, he appeared in every one of my dreams,how I managed to survive was getting him to be my friend and never use that account again,now I made a new account and I angered at him to not join his place again.."- Alot Of Friends
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"A collage of people who suicided"- Alot Of Friends
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"GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS!"- Squidward in Homer.avi
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"he headbutt me and kick me in the head.
i felled down on a achool grass .fire was all in my face."- Herobrine the real story
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