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this too shall pass
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brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets
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rapidlydecayingcorpse · 51 minutes
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‘bastard’ is the swiss army knife of ways to address someone
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rapidlydecayingcorpse · 52 minutes
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my friends and i were watching jurassic park last night and i said “guys is that a leitmotif” and one of them said “i think it’s a dinosaur” everyone is so mean to me
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Is Colin Becher Still Alive:
Yes!
Colin Becher Has Survived:
100 days!!!!!!!
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Can we get a rundown of every emotion ever saturday
happiness
exhaustion
stress stress stress
self worth issues
existential dread
burnt out
sad for some reason (?? who even knows)
briefly on the verge of a breakdown (that passed pretty quickly though)
anxious
angry
concerningly apathetic
woah there is hope and joy in the world (i listened to good music)
dread and anxiety and dread and anxiety and
relief from dread and anxiety
dysphoria
oh turns out i needed to eat food and like 90% of these are solved and there is peace on the planet earth
content but subconsciously stressed (overdue assignments)
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“i am going to fucking snap this week” says the guy that is too cowardly for any form of confrontation for the 9th week in a row
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THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END
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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.
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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”
if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night
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love this type of post
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happy “feeling every emotion ever on a saturday” saturday
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sam vagueposting online: wow uh keeping a job sure is hard isn't it
alice, appearing out of nowhere after years of no contact: loser behaviour. anyway on a completely unrelated note there's an opening at my shitty office job do you want it (please take it these people are driving me insane)
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helen the distortion 🌀
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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"you've got a job to do!"
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