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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

#omg herzlichen glückwunsch blüntsmoken-höhle ❤❤❤

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mandatory endless fuck marry kill poll pinned to the top of everyone’s blog so you can ascertain how the public perceives their vibes and also invent a new horrible type of metrics for Influencers to manipulate

#the way i would be saved from this because i still dont have polls lmao

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I need to see something.

Please reblog this and put in the tags if the surname "Donner" means anything to you (without looking it up first), and if it does, give one or two words that describe what you know. Please also include where you grew up, including the state if you grew up in the US.

#i'm german. its just the german word for 'thunder'

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#ohh yeah. watched young adam and trainspotting when i was 14. do not recommend. #bad example maybe. trainspotting is a great movie #just not something a 14 y.o. should see slfkgksj #young adam though... man oh man

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#not at all. i have very little shelf space so i put book where book fits </3 #on the positive side: all my books like each other and there are no prejudices among them :)

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#does he have pineapple..?

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@falasta Dare I say "so relatable ♥"

#(ily asdjaisjdiajd) #also i agree. very dependent on the AU. also on the blorbo. #usually its sleep though

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Something tells me he was in dire need of it

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

#crack #literally. lol #the one true sad wet beast

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Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

#<3 #remember when i posted fics on this account. yeah me neither #but there are still over 30 of them dkgkdj

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

#ohh my god that would be the dream

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omg wtf bbq

#coldmirror

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Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

#posts that are the reason i will never be able to watch breaking bad

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Wir 👆💖💖💖

#ask box #boop! i miss it already :') #love that gif. i gotta rewatch the movie agsin bc I cant remember it happening ajdufijs

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#me writing my bachelor thesis

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#wheres columbo............................

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they should make this a legal requirement everywhere

#dem Himmel sei Dank #warum erst 2026..... das ist zu lange hin aksjfksj

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#things that belong on the kitchen wall next to gene chunch #crack