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pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction

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She winks at me

#fancy rat #rats #rat #basil #ratblr

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what i originally assumed to be my own weaponized incompetence was actually the cruel fact that i am just naturally bad at everything and cannot be trusted

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#i would go to the animal shelter #and cause so much confusion when i wake up human the next day #like where did the dog go and how did this person get in the kennel

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I am doing a lot of shouting in this play. We just did the table read and my voice is now fucked

#i just got home and i am drinking so much tea with honey #i need to get that throat coat spray stuff

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I'm not projecting Paul's autistic

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*NOTE: in this case, phobia refers to a very strong irrational fear, not being a little scared of something. if you can handle snakes but they make you nervous, that's not a phobia.

#i have tokophobia which is a fear of pregnancy and childbirth #i dont know how rare it is since there are so few studies on it but im assuming pretty rare #sometimes even just seeing pregnant ppl makes me uncomfortable but i know that is irrational and is just my brain being mean #really sucks when you get invited to baby showers though

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If its more than one of these, vote the one that was strongest and/or lasted the longest.

I wanted to be a marine illustrator !! Like for textbooks n stuff

#i wanted to be a writer #still do #but now i am going to school to be a veterinarian #so i am still going into a career kids think is cool

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I've noticed that I really enjoy this aesthetic.

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Stupid shitty little drawings I made while listening to the livestream today

#my art #art #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd fanart #starkid npmd #npmd #starkid #stephanie lauter #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #max jagerman #max jägerman #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #starkid brooke #starkid fanart #hatchetfield #hatchetfield fanart

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Reasons I am like Gollum:

•I am very pale

•I am also very short and skinny

•I think caves are pretty rad

•I once caught a fish with my bare hands because for some reason I thought my dad wanted it? but he didn't and he got really confused when I tried to hand it to him especially because we were in a kayak at the time and he told me to throw it back in and I was like "I thought we were having this for dinner??" And he was like "did you just grab that out of the water with your hands???"

#approaching that time of year again #cant wait to get back to the lake #also realised all my new followers and mutuals dont know i can do this #and i think they should know so they can properly fear me >:) #gollum fish post

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I just want to enjoy the cool air and the smell of rain but everyone and their mother is outside right now smoking weed like it's their last day on earth

#please stop im asthmatic #the biggest downside to living in colorado is that it always smells of weed

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I had the sliding door in my room open to let in some fresh air and I started to hear commotion on my patio. I was thinking it was probably an animal (sounded too little to be a human) but then I heard what sounded like a VERY human voice saying "Hewwo? Hewwo?" like a little uwu anime girl and my soul flew straight out of my body. I was stricken with pure terror, like I was genuinely terrified because who the hell climbed over the six foot fence to get on my patio and talk to me like that through the open window? I peeked through the glass (shitting myself the whole time because I hate windows at night) and it was a cat. It was a fucking cat.

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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YES!!!!!!!! I JUST GOT THE LEAD PART IN A PLAY I AUDITIONED FOR THE OTHER DAY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ruthie and richie mouse moodboard requested by @infected-paul

#the ones in the middle are rats! #so of course i will reblog this

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It occurs to me that my ideal aroace partnership is like how the animal shelter sometimes calls animals that aren't even the same species a bonded pair.

They're not mating, but if you separate them, one of them might die of the Sadness.

Maybe I should just start saying Bonded Pair because the normies get too fuckin' hung up on the definition of "Queerplatonic."