#i would go to the animal shelter

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 158

Klarion is on a mission. A very important mission of the utmost importance! 

He, as the oldest of the family (at least sibling-wise) has been given the sacred task of bringing his baby siblings to find their own familiars! And nothing is going to stop him from seeing this task through! He’s not going to get distracted playing with the Justice League’s Baby Team, nor is he going to try and kick Stupid-Helmet-Head-The-Despised. 

He’s going to help Jordan and Ellie find their own familiars, and Phantom-Dad will be so proud of him! Tucker-Dad will be proud too, and his Moms would as well! He’s going to absolutely rock this older-sibling thing! 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Eternal Quartet #They’re married & their timeline is older than DCs #The 4 saw small baby Chaos Lord and went “Is Anyone going to adopt that” #And didn’t wait for an answer #Dan & Ellie are delighted in having a sibling who is just as chaotic as them #Normally they’d be older than Klarion but Halfas can’t reform from their core into adult forms #They have to fully regrow their bodies from scratch so they emerge as babies again #Halfas are pretty much the Realms versions of phoenixes lmao #Klarion: I have never had parents before and I’m going to make them so proud :) #He’s bringing his new little siblings to so many zoos & animal shelters & YJ keeps *Just* missing them #Hilarious enough it’s either Damian or Billy or both who run into the trio #Either one would join in his mission as chaotic gremlins themselves

[foldingfittedsheets]

Everytime I see one of your sex shop (and adjacent) stories, I'm struck by the fact that I think you'd make an AMAZING middle/high school sex educator, especially for a program like OWL (Our Whole Lives).

I meaaaaan. Maybe? I do like kids, but I struggle to cut back on cursing in my everyday vernacular. Also my only credentials are having worked in a sex shop and I thought generally they’d want actually licensed health people. Food for thought I guess!

#ask ffs #I should google it but if it’s volunteer based I’m more likely to go back to volunteering at the animal shelter when I get free time again #I can’t decide if my matter or fact manner would be more or less funny to teens #edit: I googled it and that program is probably not for me #several bullet points were all faith based #I think it’s coming from a Unitarian view but I have negative interest in religious groups of any sort

[whats-todays-hyperfixation]

fun fact about me, i go to catholic school and was hyperfixated on christanity as a whole for a while. fun fact two, whenver im in religion class all i can think of is hannigram fucking nasty yaoi style with a preist au hannibal

anyways might write a fic for that sometime just was thinking again

#im going to hell for this one #im not even exaggerating when i say i coumd easily write 10k on this #all terminology would be right an everything #im an atheist btw #figured i should mention that before i get executed for disrespecting god #i really wanna write a fic were will is this animal shelter owner who comes and prays for the animals #then hannibal takes a special liking to him #anyways done yapping real tags now #hannigram #priest kink #hannibal nbc #will grahm #hannibal lecter #shitpost #fic ideas

[rattfreakk]

I just give tim a deep ass bond with his cat holy shit.

#tim got her shortly after auditioning for alexs film #at a animal shelter after being abandoned by her mother next to a dumpster #I would she was a couple of weeks old when he got her #around 7 weeks I would say #but anyway he completely adores her #in every single way (well when she not eating plastic from the trash can lol) #she and tim survived mh together #she was one the only things that operator didn’t take from him or doesn’t blame himself over #like she one of the contestant good things in his life that didn’t go to shit #marble hornets #mh tim wright #pepper rambles #text #mh enigma the cat

[thegeminisage]

the fundamental difference between my mom and me - one of them anyway - is that she thinks of children like pets and i think of pets like children. she's like awww i want a grandchild so bad why will neither of my kids give me grandchildren and i'm like ma'am you don't want a grandchild. you want to have unrestricted access to a baby. what about when it grows up and it's not little and cute anymore? are you still gonna take care of it when it chews power cords and pees on the furniture? answer: no, because who takes care of her dog? me. i'm like if you want to take care of and cuddle something we have one dog and two cats in this house that rely on us and we have a responsibility to put them ahead of ourselves for as long as they live and she's like yeah but animals smell bad. as if babies don't.

#personal #i have literally skipped meals so the animals could eat and receive vet care. i grieve them when they die. meanwhile she's like #you know in my day when a pet was ill we would let nature take its course. like of course you can love them as they go but VET VISITS??? #she grumbles monthly about the cost of medication and grooming. HE'S YOUR DOG (i now pay for the medication and grooming) #on the other hand every time she sees a baby in public she's like wahhhh i want one i wanna play with a baby i wanna cuddle a baby #you're not responsible enough. prove that you can do it for life and then we'll make a trip to the shelter

[lighthouseas]

full disclosure. in the world of tsad, josephine elizabeth mouse wheeler (a.k.a. mike's porch cat) is NOT cute by any means. mike thinks she is, but she's actually like. yk those raggedy ass dishcloths? yeah imagine that as her fur and then she also only has one eye. see also: this cat has been living under a muddy porch for the better part of a year. this girl REEKS. mike loves her though. she is his little creachur.

#mike seeing the ugliest animal to ever walk the face of the earth: oooooh. cutest tootsit 💕💕 #mike seeing a normal ass cat: lol ok. where's the sillies though #also like. i feel as though this would apply to 1980s mike as well. he likes ugly little creatures like fuckin. he definitely had #collections of newts and salamanders and toads and all that #also like. i can 100% see him going to an animal shelter and picking out the ugliest cat there because he's scared no one else will adopt #it and he falls in love w it. like. a hairless cat or smth. and will is like. Michael. What Have You Done #and mike his like will this is our new kitty her name is gertrude :)))) look at the little bean :)))) and will is like no thats actually #satan but ok. luv u #ok im sorry for rambling ajfjdjddj. lots of thoughts #also uh for those who dk what im talking about the post is referencing a 1930s au fic im writing #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #st.txt

[cowboyjimkirk]

HOW. does one find a date on short notice

#personal #going to a fundraising event that my local animal shelter is hosting #i have two free tickets that would normally cost $150 per person #bought a dress and everything but have no one to go with me 😭😭😭

[kurokoros]

The last two days have been awful and I've basically been in tears the entire time I haven't been around other people because I'm PMSing and stressed and I feel like I made a mistake adopting this kitten. The cats are getting along fine, but I don't know if I'm ready emotionally to handle a high energy kitten.

#the kitten is very cute and sweet most of the time #but I felt NOTHING when I did the meet and greet with him #and I said yes to adopting him anyway because I have a hard time saying no #and it also would have felt like a waste of money and time if I didn't bring him back with me since I had to take a 40 minute lyft each way #I've never felt that apathetic before when meeting an animal #kitten hasn't done anything wrong of course #but I have zero desire to interact with him and I feel awful about it #I'm going to give it a week or two to see if I stop feeling like this #but if I don't I'm going to have to return him to the shelter #because right now i'm stressed. not sleeping. and just feel like a horrible person #alisha babbles

[mieczyhale]

"i had to surrender my cat bc he's got incontinence issues and i'm just not equipped to deal with that"

i'm stealing your fucking kneecaps

#of all the fucking reasons- #1. that's really not a huge issue to have if you keep your cat home #2. would you give away a child over incontinence issues?? over any health issue showing up?? or was cat just that disposable to you?? #like im glad i guess you took him to a shelter and didnt just abandon him somewhere #and apparently the staff might make him their office cat bc they love him #but god #'please be nice' my kindness is me not saying anything to you #im bitching on tumblr instead of the fb group we're both in total stranger #there are times - though not often - where i feel sympathy for the owner. where there really IS a good reason for surrender #but 9 times out of 10 its some real bullshit and i have no patience for that #i love animals to a super sensitive degree AND i lost my best friend (my first cat) unexpectedly in 2021 so yeah im a fuckin dick about this #at least its never to someone's face #its 10:26 AM #i've been in and out of sleep for the last 24+ hours and im tired and cranky and a little nauseous tbh #i was hoping to be a little productive today but i think i might go back to bed #maison speaks

[pwurrz]

the misinformation about no kill shelters fills me with burning rage ahahahaha

#'unless the shelter has unlimited funds it's absolutely putting those less adoptable and sick cats down' #killing you with a hammer #i did not watch my boss teach me how to force feed a dying cat with kidney failure food #just on the off chance she (an already old cat) would make it #so you can say no kill shelters just give up on less adoptable animals #perhaps it fills me with so much rage because i do so much work to help those less adoptable cats #and we don't get any funding from the city. #all we get are donations from kind citizens and the help of volunteers #and not once have we ever put down a cat that didn't need to be put down #aka they were suffering and were going to die anyways #animal death /

[sybbi]

Someone in my neighborhood posting about how they "just rescued a dog but actually they can't afford to buy it diapers all the time does anyone want her :((" and I'm seeing red

#the people in the comments are being way nicer abt it than i would be if i tried to respond #1. you can train a dog. if it's an older dog it may be harder but that's something you take on when rescuing an older animal #2. if it's a medical thing that is once more something you agree to take on with ANY pet #3. and i cannot emphasize this enough: if you couldn't afford to take the animal to the vet you shouldn't have adopted it :) #like you knew going in this dog had medical conditions so as disrespectfully as possible: what! the fuck! #it wasn't like the dog was in a kill shelter either it was passed from another owner #i s2g too many ppl think of dogs as like these cute little toys or ornaments they can have around the house #and won't actually have to take care of #what you need is a plant!!

[tennessoui]

I know you just posted a chapter of lslm (which I adored 🥺🥺🥺) but can we talk about how you mentioned/remembered they have a dog in kuwsk only for the dog to be nowhere to be seen in that chapter? Where was the dog, kit? Where was the dog!!!

the line is "i got a dog for you" not "i kept the dog for you"

bestie do you remember how late in that chapter the dog was mentioned........you know i forgot until i thought of a poignant dramatic line i could use the dog for......

in my mind the dog smelled drama going down in the kitchen and was like actually i am going to stay right here in the living room instead of investigating. too old for that shit

#asks #chewie the dog is ALSO done with obikin's shit tbh #add him to the list #kuwsk #just because of this ask the next chapter of kuwsk will NOT be them finally getting together #it'll be them going to the animal shelter as a family not family to pick out a dog #and obi-wan is like 'oh....but what about a cat? how would you like a cat instead?' #'perhaps a hairless one....' #etc etc #but the twins fall in love with puppy chewie #while obi-wan goes into the cat room #all the cats love him btw and anakin is like 'omg i do not like cats but now i know we have to eventually get a cat' #'look how happy obi-wan is surrounded by his people' #obikin #i feel like im spamming the obikin tag lol but i had a request to tag asks about obikin with obikin #and im trying #but also what else do i answer asks about

[000png]

ajlkdfadfsja

#so the cat i was originally going to foster might be pregnant ajdfklsj so understandably they don't want to move her #(she's at a different shelter rn) also i don't have the capabilities at the moment to take care of kittens #but they coordinated me with another cat so another week of anxious waiting!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh #and if he shows up at the shelter and they find out he has other medical issues that might be on hold #but i can wait :) i'm just sooo excited to host any cat really afjdklasjk #this one i'm a little more nervous about because he has some behavioral issues - basically a really scared little dude :( #i think my place is perfect for those kinds of cats (i live alone have no pets can dedicate a whole space for them) #also i would like to consider myself very patient with animals... i'm just nervous bc it's really my first time fostering so like afjsdklj #i just don't want to accidentally do something BAD out of inexperience you know esp for the more traumatized cats :(((( #ahhh but at least i have another week to get some housework and reno done before any cat gets here. and more learning hw ajfdkladsf #I FINALLY GOT THE RUSTED SHOWER DOOR OFF now the whole shower is a giant cat litter :) #0.txt

[ringneckedpheasant]

i wouldn’t say that my parents are ““accepting”” of my ““lifestyle”” but it’s been sooo long since my mom has asked me abt having kids and also last time i brought alistair to their house i was constantly referring to my parents as his grandma and grandpa and when i left my dad was like “come back soon alistair :-)” like. he actually enjoys it when i bring him over whereas he’s complained Literally every single time one of my siblings has brought a dog over

#hoping that the word ‘alistair’ is far enough into this post that people will be able to infer that it’s abt the cat #i’d be like ‘alistair go sit with grandpa’ and my dads only response would be to go ‘ksksksk’ like he always does w cats #he’s one of those people who claims to dislike animals but Doesn’t Actually #like their cat now. used to be my cat but i couldn’t take her #with me when i moved out and she hates dogs so she can’t live w me now #she’s also kind of old. if he really didn’t want her around he’d give her to a shelter or [redacted] #but he’s been taking care of this deaf cat for the better part of 7 years #marc.txt #creamsicle warden #*having said that abt dogs though he does Sort of like my sister’s dog #almost said dogs and then remembered that meeka had to be put down this summer 😔 #he just. doesn’t like having them in his house or on his property #and he never wanted to take care of them which I Think is due to being forced to take care of his older brother’s pets #when he got bored with them. at least one of those pets being a puppy that he’d rescued #from the side of the road that then turned out to be a very large dog named Samson #in my uncles defense i think he also went to jail for the attempted bank robbery around this time? so idk how much of it was #just ‘boredom.’ who knows he’s dead now can’t ask him

[detectivekonan]

I miss Penelope

#my mom basically gave her and her sisters to some animal shelter #i had no choice in the decision #if I could I would go to that animal shelter adoption place and try getting her back #it makes me genuinely so suicidal that I won’t see Penelope again

[metalheadcowboy]

The mentally ill urge to adopt a cat any time anything goes wrong.

#It's like it would just make every situation 10x better y'know #and I mean I could totally take care and love another one I'm just scared of how my older cat would react having never lived with another c #cat** #So I'm not going to take the risk #but damn it if I don't look at the local animal shelters on petfinder and dream 💀 #Cats #Tyler Talks