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“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

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Why did I just realize I never updated my age on here for well over 2 YEARS! I’m such a silly goofy guy

#crying in a corner #what was the reason #silly little guy

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sunburns & dragons (charlie weasley & reader)

PAIRING: CHARLIE WEASLEY//YOU

PLATONIC: Fred Weasley/You, George Weasley/You, Bill Weasley/You (if you squint) Interested in Bill Weasley instead?

And I could see you being my addiction/You can see me as a secret mission

Summary:

After witnessing your cousin's beautiful and picturesque wedding on the shores of Nice, France, you return home with some sort of nuptial fever. And you aren't even afflicted by the worst of it. Your mother, Narcissa Malfoy, is consumed by the thought of you walking down the aisle. Your father, Lucius Malfoy, is no different (albeit less gentle).

Getting your parents off your back proves no easy task, and in typical (Y/N) Malfoy fashion, you get yourself in a predicament with your smart mouth. Now, you have to find a boyfriend in two weeks. With slim pickings, and a first-choice in Bill Weasley out of commission, his younger brother, Charlie Weasley falls into your lap. Almost. Literally.

Will this task of fooling your parents be as easy as it written on Romanian parchment, or will Charlie's hot and heavy demeanour ruin everything - you included?

A/N: Someone asked for more Charlie Weasley love and I had to answer to it. As you can see, I am easily persuaded. If you haven't read long hair & tattoos (Bill's version of this trope), please do. I imagine Charlie to be more flirty, forward, physical and way more devious early on, so here's hoping it'll manifest in this series. I hope you'll enjoy the callbacks to long hair & tattoos, and the subtle references!

Tags: romance, faking dating, no-Voldemort-AU (the Malfoys are still awful though).

Warnings: slight age gap, sexual innuendos, tropes galore, nudity, pureblood politics, smut, sex (in later chapters)

CHAPTER DIRECTORY

23, still crazy (updated September 8, 2023)

faster we're falling (updated September 19, 2023)

in too deep (updated October 5, 2023)

boys in the blue (updated October 25, 2023)

electric politics (updated November 1, 2023)

partners in crime (updated November 29, 2023)

partners in contract (updated December 31, 2023)

tea time (you’re so vain) (updated February 9, 2024)

she's thunderstorms

runaway trains

labyrinth

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white christmas

the loneliest hour

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girls will read marauders fanfiction first thing in the morning like damn babe did you even try to be happy today

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Now I’m sad, cheers for that one love!

"Sirius' patronus is padfoot." no no you are wrong actually.

Sirius' patronus is a small, slender cat. It's fussy and pretends to scratch him every so often. The cat looks like it's partway between being a kitten and a fully grown cat. Sirius will never know that his patronus has a counterpart.

Regulus will know.

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“Hold On” Rick Grimes & Daughter!Reader

GIF CREDIT: http://gph.is/2yDy2U6

Request from @joelsheartache:  I’d like to request a Rick x daughter!reader. The reader it shot instead of Olivia, but instead of a head shot it’s in her abdomen but the shot is still fatal. Rick tries to stop the blood flow and says things along the lines of “You’re gonna be okay, baby girl! You just have to focus on me! No, no, y/n, keep your eyes open!” You can decide if she lives or not! This may not be the best request, but I really liked the idea!

Word Count: 3635

Warning: Major Angst

Song I Wrote To: “Hold On” by Chord Overstreet

Note: Oof this was a request that I was both excited and stressed to write. I hope you like it

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When you discovered your brother was missing, you knew exactly where he had gone. 

You knew Carl wanted to kill Negan and you knew that he had been becoming more reckless since everything had happened at Terminus. Then, when Negan had killed Glenn and Abraham in front of him, Michonne had told you that something had shifted in your younger brother’s eyes.

Keep reading

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don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude

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Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor

Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James

Regulus: ha ha ha

Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?

Regulus: see another bed in here?

Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever

Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people

Barty: hey, you know me

Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother

Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me

Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*

Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!

Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?

Sirius: Barty duh!

Regulus: that gossipy bitch

Barty: you know me

Regulus: BARTY!

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Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling??? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic

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can you believe i’ve had a crush on this man since i was fourteen years old? i have immaculate taste 😌

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I got bored so I made a playlist that goes word for word on the song listed above, it killed a good hour of my time please enjoy

#muraders #henry cavill x female reader #daryl dixon smut #hp x reader #james & peter & remus & sirius #peter pettigrew #harry potter x reader #peter pettigrew x reader #daryl dixon x reader #fred weasly x reader #what was the reason #george weasley x reader #spotify playlist #spotify #contributor spotlight #country #country roads #country road

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This was uncalled for 😩

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"What died didn't stay dead."

10/17/2023

Today is the day...Now Natasha Romanoff and Tony Stark are both officially dead. Rest in peace. You'll stay forever in my heart.

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Me and Devil (HERNRY CAVİLL)

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This is my personality now

Save a horse ride a cowboy

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my least favorite marauders headcannon:

peter betrays them and everyone dies

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MY BABIES 🥹🥹

My kids!!!