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Qibli walking into the music cave: Yo!

Winter: Hey!

Qibli: What is that?

Winter: Some sort of instrument hailstorm was playing. Can't remember the name.

Qibli: Your brother plays the strangest instruments.

Hailstorm: *Appears in the cave doorway* Sup.

Qibli: Hey...

Hailstorm: Just here to collect my Mandolin.

Winter: Thats what it's called.

Qibli: Yeah keep it quick me and Winter are finishing a song. Okay play it Wint-

Hailstorm: *Begins Strumming.*

Winter: Sorr-

Qibli: *Mouths play the music*

Winter: *Quickly does so*

Qibli: Woo! Feeling so tall I could give a high five to the pilot! Family tight I keep small circle like eyelet. Whoa, inbox filled of contracts I sign with A stylus. Blue faces blowing up like Violet, talk about the things they're gonna say when they see me and when they see me they just dap me up say good to met me I keep it going flowing over I make this look easy easy for me to say I do this ever day of the week I'm eager to be the one they talk about when all said and done with it I'm the feature that they want but then they don't when I come with it I'm a scene stealer seat filler blow up the numbers and I ain't leaving no crumbs-

Qibli would like rap.

Source: Connor Price.

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Qibli: How are you not dead!? Turtle and anemone who just got a boulder thrown at them: We have no idea! Darkstalker: OH! GIVE ME A BIG. FAT. BREAK!

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Turtle: Hey Darkstalker what ya doing?

Darkstalker: Oh, *Gun clickes* Just reloading.

Turtle in a nervous sweat: Any particular reason?

Darkstalker: That depends, do you have any plans to hide me under a mountain for centuries?

Turtle: Nope, can't say I do, Not today.

Darkstalker: Huh, what a completely coincidental happenstance.

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Winter: Do I even DARE say "Toss me my keys"? Umber: *Blinks* What? did you expect me to throw something?

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*Top gear intro starts playing*

Qibli: Tonight! I eat a cabbage, Turtle throws a bird out of a car, and Winter forgets the initials for America.

Winter: Usb.

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Deathbringer: I wonder how I'm introduced in stories?

Glory: "And then there's this asshole."

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Winter: *Brakes through door* WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY COFFEE!?

Qibli: It was Carnelian! She was trying to beat her training course record!

Carnelian: You snitch!

Winter suddenly in her face: YOU'LL REGRET THAT BITCH!

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“Despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same result”

Clay, Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight:Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

I'm trying to think of something funny to say in response. But I can't, I'm too busy being distracted by thinking about boobs.

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Unsorted WOF thoughts part 15:

Tui has stated that the reason she isn't writing a Kinkajou book is because she feels like Kinkajou's story is already perfect, and nothing more needs to be added.

Kinkajou is perfect. God said so herself.

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Clay learning about what happened to Tsunamis dad:I know you hurt yourself bad homegirl, but it’s gonna be okay :))

cause your lore?

Just got SICK AS FUCK-

When Sunny finally returns after going missing without explanation, instead of being mad or worried, Clay's just like:

Waow...your lore is insane now :0

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Kinkajou: Happy Autism Awareness Day!

Kinkajou: *presses her face directly against Winter's*

Kinkajou: I am aware of you.

Winter: I wish you weren't.

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Conclusion: We all want to lay around all day, being gay and eating fruit.

I LIED!! HERE'S ANOTHER POLL!! >:}

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Queen Oasis: Alright lets start with a simple problem to star off our day. Blister has 19 bottles of Dish soaps- Blaze: Wait why does Blister have so many soaps? Blister: Mind yo business Blaze! This my life! Damn!

Oasis: Are y'all done? Okay so Blister has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives Burn six, how many dish soaps does Blister have le-

Blister: Six!? I'm not even giving her one! she didn't pitch in for none of this! Aye Burn! Step yo ass back!

Oasis: Blister! give her the dish soaps! It's in the problem.

Blister: I can give her some! Cause I seen her picking her nose earlier! Yeah you ain't clean Burn! Disgusting. So get yo hand over here and get some soap!

The dish soap is a necessary piece to her plot to take over the throne, I just know it.

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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Risking everything hoping to god Tumblr has a WOF fandom lol 💀🙏🙏

My favourite mass murdered <333

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Ok so like, I always thought transmasc Turtle was a cute HC but just completely canon incompatible like there is no way Coral would allow any of her female offspring to trans their gender BUT

I just realised

What if Turtle just...started presenting male one morning? Coral doesn't give a fuck about her sons, she doesn't even know half their names, so Turtle just keeps out of her way and blends in with the rest of the boys to the best of his ability, maybe uses his animus magic to change some identifying markings. Coral thinks her daughter has gone missing and after a prolonged period of mourning, possibly interrupted by the hatching of Anemone, is none the wiser. Maybe one day she wonders if she's miscounted, after all she was sure she had 31 sons not 32, but she drops the question quickly enough because who cares about the males anyway, she's too busy keeping an extra close eye on Anemone and getting a special harness made so she can't go missing like her sister :)

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