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Jimin: As your best man, I’d like my speech to include how you two met.

Taehyung: An excellent idea. We first met at a bar. I only saw Jungkook from behind, but that was all I needed. I walked up behind him and whispered my best line.

Jungkook: A creepy voice said in my ear, “With my face and your ass, we could rule the world.”

Jungkook: So I turned around to cuss the creep out, and he says—

Taehyung: “Forgo my last comment. Clearly you have everything you need for world domination.”

Taehyung: And then I followed it up with, “Tell me, how are you not yet feared and worshipped as a god by the masses?”

Jungkook: And just to get the weirdo to piss off, I said, “I’m a chronic underachiever.” Which backfired spectacularly, because then he said-

Taehyung: “What a coincidence; I am a chronic achiever—”

Jungkook: And “would you like to be under an achiever?”

Taehyung: And, would you believe it, he said “yes.”

Jungkook: He seemed like he might have more pickup lines. I panicked.

Jimin: . . . You know what? I think I’ll just find a nice poem and use that instead.

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the smollest and cutest ☹️

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@agustds-raine

yoongi weverse magazine 2022

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never!

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they are the best duo for @taegi 

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웃게 해주고 싶었는데

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jungkook cutely telling us a secret 🥺 (trans. cr. tteokminnie)

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hanging out with bts hyungs… sort of

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Black suits to him

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vhopekook: no man left behind jin: y'all hear sumn?

#bts #taehyung #hoseok #seokjin #jungkook

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Favourite BTS SONGS?

1) No more dream 💖 absolute fave!!

2) We are bullet proof pt 2

3) Mic Drop ft Steve Aoki

4) Promise by Jimin

6) Euphoria

7) Daechwita

8) Just Dance

9) Burning up

10) Anything Namjoon 😂😂

I did my top 10 if that was okay 💖💖 Also you were my first ever ask and I love you so much for that 💖💖💖

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@agustds-raine

namjoon changing his lyrics during dis-ease sjdjfjgkg [transl. btsbaragi_jk] [cr. @taee]

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@agustds-raine

ok jimin

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THEY!!! [cr. @taee]

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Taehyung: What are your adjectives?

Namjoon: Don't you mean my pronouns?

Taehyung: No, I already know your pronouns. What are your adjectives?

Namjoon: Uh, what are yours?

Taehyung: Fluffy and chaotic.

Namjoon: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so fast.

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SHAKE YOUR MOTHERF*CKING HANDS (cr. moominiies)

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220309 Jin’s Tweet

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Yoongi, happy birthday bro

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