roses-and-oceans

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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

#as a married bean #fuck yeah

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

#HAHAHHAHHAAHA

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I've been dead in the ground for long enough.

It's time to try living again.

#astarion #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3

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*bites nintendo switch* It’s just a Kia commercial, it’s just a Fuckin Kia commercial-

#I AM DOWN BAD #SEDATE ME #LOBOTOMIZE ME #PLEASE I CANT ATOP #THINKINGGGGG

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His serial killer stare and twink demeanour have bewitched me body and soul

#…… #my spouse #but also Neil newbon snsnssnwnenw

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Thanks for giving me a chance ❤

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Hades is a stupidly funny game 😭

#hades game #this is so fuggin funny

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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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a message from Rahul Kohli 

#i love this man #rahul kohli is the best

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My brain is being extra spicy sad. I know it's my period rearing it's ugly head and making my emotions more complex than they are.

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No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #well said #this is too cute 😭

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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

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i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

#here for the moon moons

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THE LAST OF US episode 1 + everyone’s unhinged thoughts about Pedro Pascal

#the last of us #pedro pascal #i wont him #god his hair slicked back GOD #im feral rn

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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

#the way i howled

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After voting, put what you voted in the tags

#6

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Guys... Cupid Hanzo is real... you know what that means.

C'MON MOVE Y'ALL WE HAVE CUPID HANZO X READER FICS TO DO

#for my spouse