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Student 1: I think I have hallucinations

So I teach on the weekends, and sometimes my students are… chaotic

#she did eventually give me context but for a second it was a wild sentence that she announced #and then proceeded to silently stare at me for several seconds afterwards

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Student 1: my reaction to everything is to laugh. My parents told me my aunt’s dad died and I chuckled

So I teach on the weekends, and sometimes my students are… chaotic

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Our theme is “responsibility” at my school right now, and many students have made posters. This one is my favorite:

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Student 1: why do people do it (hookah)

Me: why do people do drugs

Student 2: to feel good. To go to another world

Student 1: to die

So I teach on the weekends, and sometimes my students are… chaotic

#these were all within two hours btw #random #rambles #ramblings #my ramblings #rambling

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Student 1: I turn red when I’m laughing cuz I can’t breathe.

Student 2: *deadpan* then don’t laugh.

So I teach on the weekends, and sometimes my students are… chaotic

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Student 2: I’m cold blooded

Student 1: you’re not cold blooded

Student 2: I have a cold heart

Student 1: that doesn’t mean you’re cold blooded

Student 2: I will punch you in the face

Student 1: you see these threats she’s making!

Student 2: … *tonelessly* I love you. *hugs her*

So I teach on the weekends, and sometimes my students are… chaotic

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Student 1: she’s laughing

Student 2: she’s not laughing

Student 1: of course she’s laughing, does it look like she’s crying?

Me, trying so hard not to go “BITCH I MIGHT BE”

So I teach on the weekends, and sometimes my students are… chaotic

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Me: do you remember your homework? (She’s been “forgetting” her homework for the past couple of weeks)

Student: *nods*

Me: ok point to the line you’re supposed to read

Student: *points to a line*

Me: no, that’s line 6. You’re doing lines 5-6

Student: *points to line*

Me: no that’s line 4

Student: *blanks*

Me, emphasizing: lines 5-6

Student: *blank*

Me, pointing: if this is line 4 and this is line 6, then where’s line 5?

Student: *blank*

Me: do you know how to count?

Student: no

Me: …okay. Uh. *gives in* This is line 5

… do you know your numbers? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6?

Student: *nods*

Me: okay… what comes after 4?

Student: ..9!

So I teach on the weekends, and sometimes my students are… chaotic

#I do not know how to deal with 4 year olds if you can’t tell

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So I teach on the weekends, and sometimes my students are… chaotic

#I’ll reblog with some instances… all from today

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Some of you have never had to mutter a word to yourself to practice the proper pronunciation of it and it shows

#and I still revert to the mispronunciation when actively using it in a conversation with someone #random #my ramblings #rambling #rambles #ramblings

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@kaennomai

#ik I sent this to you but you deserve to be publicly called out about this

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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

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No see I used to get porn bots on tumblr all the time when I was more active a few years ago.

Now, they took over my Snapchat.

I’m not even on Snapchat except for the streaks.

are we sure the pornbots aren't actually the new users migrating over from twitter

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Doesn’t matter what your height is if you’re afflicted with the tendency to slam your phone into the wall in an attempt to try and catch it

People who are shorter are less likely to break their phone screens if they drop their phone.

#god knows that’s how I broke my last device #it was falling #it wouldn’t have even broken if I let it fall to the ground #but no #I had to slam it into the nearest surface #which ended up being the edge of the counter #cue a shattered screen that my fidgety fingers made worse #by prying off the glass of my screen while I was bored in class #honestly it’s a wonder i didn’t cut my fingers

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Please don’t touch is the only thing that can’t be written in braille

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CPR is percussive maintenance for humans.

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met a new kinda guy on twitter today