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some of Fevrith's...eligible...bachelors????

#Unicorn Overlord #reblog #Gammel mention! #And Auch too but mainly Gammel. #I need him to become a community favorite.

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I'm only so far into the Unicorn Overlord demo--I just recruited Mordon--and I desperately need the full game. It's pretty as hecc the dialogue is great and I actually got to rub my 3 braincells together in a way that doesn't give me a headache. Payday cannot come soon enough.

#Unicorn Overlord #I have a need. #So far my favorite characters are Chloe and Travis. #I need this game yesterday as well as people to talk about it with. #Something something Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

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I never told you all about my OG FEH crackship, did I?

For context, I had a different account once, but I never linked it and lost it when I took a break from the game. I had to start over and, to speed up the whole leveling process invested in "(Weapon Type) Exp Up" units.

Unfortunately, I misunderstood how they worked. I thought they meant "(Color) Exp Up", and just used all-red teams and the like in the tower. This was all fine and dandy until I got to support units, specifically Reyson. As my only dancer at the time, I needed him to have skills, so I slapped him on a green team and got to work.

...it didn't work. He kept falling behind in level, and I still didn't understand how the Exp skills worked, so I just kept at it. And at some point, I decided to pair him up with the Exp unit since they were the only two who weren't getting switched out constantly and he'd get support bonuses and stop dying.

That's how I ended up with:

I figured the mistake out eventually, but by then they'd already reached S-Support, and I'd gotten Peony around that time. So I forgot about them for the most part, and they became "Those Guys in the Background".

#Fire Emblem Heroes #Crackship #I haven't really forgot about them seeing as I've tried turning this mistake into a fic a few times. #I could never figure out how to write them since I've never played their games though. #And didn't trust their Heroes characterization. #My old account was just canon-compliant supports + Donnel/Berkut. For the meme. #So this really was my first foray into how ungrounded the pairings can be in this Naga-forsaken game.

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spot the difference impossible mode

#iwatex #reblog #Jesus Christ you didn't have to do the boy like that. #Even if it's true. #Nomi-Nomi found the Horton remake and showed it to Dys and it killed him instantly.

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I decided to replay Platinum after opening an old save file, and am reminded of just how dangerous Pokemon are in-universe. Like, we all remember that even low level Bidoof can mess up an adult? That's why Oak stops you in Gen 1. And why Birch runs from a Poochyena of all things. And, of course, how fighting Bianca tears your room to shreds. Not even getting into examples from the anime...

#Pokemon #This is about Kieran and Carmine. #I'm pretty sure I remember one of them mentioning that Kieran used to sneak out at night. #Which is one of the main reasons I sympathized with Carmine since I remembered these moments. #If one of my siblings snuck out in the dead of night with maybe a few Pokemon I'd be freaking out too.

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#Pokemon #Reblog #Slither Wing my beloved. #Sweet fluffy baby who I literally built my first competitive team since Sun/Moon for. #They got everything. Fuzz. Prehistoric secrets. A killer movepool. Baby eyes. #Fun fact: I caught one specifically to trade to Katy because the fact that she doesn't use them devastated me. #C'mon Geeta. You can trust Katy. Let her into Area Zero. #I know that that woman is drowning her new bug in croissants. This is a fact.

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Never in my wildest dreams did i imagine Team Star in normal clothes being the best part of the DLC, but here we are.

#Pokemon Scarlet and Violet #I'm not kidding or joking I legitimately love their school uniforms. #Giacomo finally looks like a dweeb (affectionate) he is deep down. #Atticus's suit being made of everyone else's pants material is great. Stunning. As zany as I expect of him. No notes. #Ortega is Just A Guy(TM). #And Mela's big hair and boots hiding the fact that she's actually Baby? In the Top 10 Best Decisions Game Freak's made. #I didn't even recognize Eri; and that's great. #I only recognized them because of Giacomo's hair. #Seeing Ryme and Tyme talk is a close second.

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Danganronpa could be good if we had a trial where nobody knew what was going on. I'm talking three different people believing themselves to be the blackened at once. Almost entirely circumstantial evidence and testimony. The timeline of events is integral to figuring out who's murder attempt actually did the victim in. Just imagine the drama of three different people all advocating for their own deaths.

#Danganronpa #I'm having thoughts. #This isn't necessary to the idea as a whole but imagine Person A accidentally poisons the victim. #Person B tries to mercy kill them. #And Person C sees the victim “almost” dead and tries to kill steal because they can't stand the idea of watching another execution. #The drama. The angst. Who actually did it? You decide. #Fangan idea I guess.

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In what world does the player character not know what vore is, but the Lamb does?

#Monster Roadtrip #It's safe to assume a follower taught them about it right?

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUFK WHAT HE

#Danganronpa #Goodbye Despair #Nagito Komaeda #Is this a spoiler? It's literally chapter 1. #I was starting to like him and then this happened what the fuck #I am very uncomfy what is happening with the tumbly sexlrman #<- I wrote all that about 4 hours ago and have new thoughts. #To make a molehill out of a mountain I think he needs 1.) a punch in the throat #2.) someone to sit down with him for 5-10 hours and Socratic Method him into the ground and #3.) a soft blankie.

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So, no spoilers, but please tell me he dies somehow.

I don't want to know if he's the blackened or a victim, or even when it happens, just whether or not I'll have to deal with Chef Boyardee all game.

#Danganronpa #Goodbye Despair #Harm many harm many har #I don't hate motherfucking Komaeda...yet. #I get the feeling that'll change at some point. #Right now though I just want to punt the tiny chef.

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Hold on, Monokuma's self-aware? He knows?

#Danganronpa #Trigger Happy Havoc #Guess who just unlocked school mode! #Monokuma is the most character ever. #I hate him I love him I hate that I love him.

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What the fuck why is this good?

#Danganronpa #Tell me nothing I'm trapped in the sauna with Hifumi and he won't let me leave. #I watched a few Game Grumps funny moments compilations and vaguely know a spoiler or two. #All my hopes are on Aoi if anything happens to her I'll cry. #(They were originally on Sayaka and Mondo but...y'know) #Also Kyoko though I'm getting the sense that she'll make it to the end. #Things aren't looking too good for my boy Kiyotaka. I fear for his safety.

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I've watched someone play Your Turn to Die, and heard of a "Komaeda"; I think I'm ready to Danganronpa.

#I bought the bundle on Steam so let's go.

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Nothing better than logging into Crack Ship Sim. in the morning.

#Fire Emblem Heroes #Listen i have negative knowledge of the Jugdral/Thracia games but #I do know that Altena got yoink'd by Travant. #That Arion is crushing on her. #(Seems kinda weird to me but I don't know enough to say definately weird) #And Leif apparently has the best claim to the throne via divine birthright or smth idk #Uh anyways I decided they get married; unite the bloodlines somehow; Arvis & Julius drop dead; and everyone lives happily ever after. #Please tell me everything that gets in the way of that I'm down to learn.

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I'm a diehard casual--it makes sense if you don't think too hard about it--and don't worry too much about it, but the knowledge that Ogerpon learns U Turn and Swords Dance brings me joy. My baby, off to kill people...

#Pokemon #I have a friend who is a filthy c*mpetat*ve and tells me that these are good thijgs to have. #I am glad.

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For context: I posted this right after learning Ogerpon's backstory and didn't know about him Going Jokermode(TM), but now I wanna let them cook. I wanna see him get worse--and then better, obviously--but the downward spiral is important.

Wake up babes, new found family member just dropped.

#Pokemon #The Teal Mask #spoilers #If Kieran's a pre-packaged soup mix then this arc is garlic powder. #Makes it better and saves me the trouble of having to add it in later.