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TUCA AND BERTIE TUCA AND BERTIE TUCA AND BERTIE TUCA AND BERTIE TUCA AND BERTIE TUCA AND BERTIE TUCA AND BER

#GUYS #tuca and bertie

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Diane: Good morning, cruel world.

Bojack: Don’t you mean goodbye?

Diane: No, I meant good morning. This world may be cruel but I’m still kicking.

#bojack horseman #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #diane nguyen #diane and bojack #tw: suicide

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Honestly i was waiting for PB to end up with erica in the end

the fact that we never got to see erica is a crime in and of itself

#Am i the only one?

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but the fact that Gina Cazador didn’t appear once this season was a crime

#bojack horseman #gina cazador #someone mentioned her in another post and i was like OH YEAH #I FORGOT ABOUT HER

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Can I be real with you guys for a second

I’m really sad that Bojack is over.  Especially with the way it ended: Bojack and Diane sitting on the roof, knowing this is probably going to be their last conversation ever.  Just sitting together, because they don’t have anything left to talk about but they don’t want it to be over yet.  

I don’t want it to be over yet.

#ugh catch me being overemotional on main #bojack horseman #diane nguyen #bojack and diane #diane and bojack

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Bojack: Diane, don't take this the wrong way. Are you gonna take this the wrong way?

Diane: It's hard to tell so far.

Bojack: You use your brain too much.

Diane: I'm sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?

Bojack: Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.

Diane: You just came up with that.

Bojack: As I was saying it.

#s: the office #bojack horseman #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #diane nguyen

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No one loves free stuff more than rich people.

Diane, shaking her head

#s: crazy rich asians #bojack horseman #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #diane nguyen #this has nothing to do with anything that happened this season i just had this saved in my drafts and wanted to publish it

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Bojack: Look, I know we don't talk about our emotions, but I don't care anymore. I'm just going to lay it out there. My feelings are hurt. There, I said it. They're hurt because you guys are systematically excluding me. Being excluded is extra hard for me because I see all the other places I don't fit in, and we're friends. I really want us to be in this together.

Diane: What a gasbag.Your feelings aren't hurt. Your ego is bruised.

Princess Carolyn: The reason we exclude you sometimes is because you're a drag. You always have to be the special one.

Diane: Even now, this is all about how you feel things more deeply than everyone else. Look, we love you. We just need a break from you once in a while.

#s: malcolm in the middle #bojack horseman #diane nguyen #princess carolyn #bojack and diane #diane and princess carolyn #bojack and princess carolyn #bojack and diane and princess carolyn #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #tw: negativity #tw: sad

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Maude: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

Todd, eating cake at 3am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.

#im so happy todd finally has a happy relationship w someone!!! #bojack horseman #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #todd chavez #maude #todd and maude #todd x maude #tw: food

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WHOEVER DREW DIANE THIS SEASON I OWE YOU MY LIFE

#you could see the weight gain! #aND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT TOO #IT WAS ACKNOWLEDGED IN THE SCRIPT #im so happy #diane nguyen #bojack horseman #tw: body image #tw: weight

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Diane: Bojack, this is my ex-boyfriend, Guy.

Guy: Would you stop telling people that?

Guy [to Bojack]: We're married.

#seriously what was that mY bOyFriENd aT tHe TiMe nonsense? #my heart stopped #bojack horseman #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #diane nguyen #guy #diane and guy #diane x guy

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Diane: I love Elefante! Their breadsticks are like crack.

Bojack: I love when people say "like crack" who have obviously never done crack.

Diane: Well the breadsticks are like what then, Bojack? What can I use?

Bojack: I don't know, something from your world. "The breadsticks are like scrapbooking."

#s: the office #bojack horseman #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #diane nguyen #diane and bojack #tw: drugs #tw: food

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Bojack: I ruined everything - because that's what I do. I ruin things. So that's what happened.

#s: crazy ex girlfriend #bojack horseman #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #tw: negativity

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Pickles: Love protects you. Mister is like a blankie, a suit of armor, or a bullet proof vest.

Diane: Honey. Just because Mr Peanutbutter OWNS all those things doesn't mean he IS all those things.

#s: crazy ex girlfriend #bojack horseman #bojack horseman incorrect quotes #diane nguyen #pickles #diane and pickles #mr peanutbutter #mr peanutbutter and pickles #diane and mr peanutbutter #diane and mr peanutbutter and pickles

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I’m watching Season 6 and I just noticed the heartbreaking parallel between the scene of Sarah Lynn’s death (“You don’t know WHERE she got the heroin from”) and the first time she ever drank (“You don’t know WHERE she got the alcohol from”) in both scenes, Bojack is involved. And everyone knows it’s his fault. But they aren’t going to punish him because he’s a celebrity and they just don’t care enough about Sarah Lynn. He’s (indirectly) been hurting her from the very beginning and has effectively become the same person to her that his parents were to him because he refused to work on his own issues. I think this is also where his obsession with needing other people to hold him accountable comes from. He’s used to getting away with everything and doesn’t know how to hold himself accountable for hurting other people

#OH MY GOD #i completely forgot about the heroin part #ahhh this adds a whole new level to my pain #rip sarah lynn #bojack horseman #sarah lynn #tw: drugs #tw: alcoholism #tw: drinking #tw: sad #not incorrect quotes

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“also, in my version, she’s gay.”

“my husband will leave me.”

“um, what are you doing?” “i’m updating my asexual dating profile with some fresh pics.”

bojack horseman said lgbtq rights!!

#I am Kelsey #Kelsey is me #bojack horseman #spoilers

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“When wasn’t the first time I drank?”

@sixheartsaflame

#bojack horseman #spoilers #tw: drinking #tw: alcoholism #tw: family problems #tw: sad