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Kaz Brekker is such an anomaly. Is he a well-written, well-rounded character? Yes. Did he learn his lesson in the end? No. Did he become either better or worse? No. Did he grow as a person? You could say that. Do we have even a remote understanding what he will do next? Absolutely not.

#soc

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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

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((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

#i was there gandalf #i was there a thousand years ago

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Hello, Tumblr:

Just popping in, after a long absence, to tell you about the pre-order campaign for my Author's Preferred Text editions of the Bone Season series.

As you may know if you've followed me for a while, I wrote my debut novel, The Bone Season, when I was nineteen and still at university. For its tenth anniversary last year, I decided to re-approach the book with ten years' more writing experience under my belt, and have since revised the whole series to bring it in line with the first. Bloomsbury has given the revised series a beautiful new look, with jackets illustrated by Ivan Belikov, the artist behind The Priory of the Orange Tree and A Day of Fallen Night.

The first book is available in hardback now, and the other three are coming in May, in either hardback or paperback. The audiobooks will also be revised, with narration by Alana Kerr Collins. You can pre-order them here.

If you're pre-ordering from the US, the UK or Canada, you can claim a beautiful art print of Paige and Warden by artist Erica Chan. Details here.

I hope you enjoy the revisions as much as I've enjoyed working on them.

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The year is 2059. For two centuries, the Republic of Scion has led an oppressive campaign against unnaturalness in Europe. 

In London, Paige Mahoney holds a high rank in the criminal underworld. The right hand of the ruthless White Binder, Paige is a dreamwalker, a rare and formidable kind of clairvoyant. Under Scion law, she commits treason simply by breathing. 

When Paige is arrested for murder, she meets the mysterious founders of Scion, who have designs on her uncommon abilities. If she is to survive and escape, Paige must use every skill at her disposal – and put her trust in someone who ought to be her enemy.

#just take my money #this is not a want this is a need

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Drogon looking for mom in the big city (from the Time Warner Cable commercial a few years back)

#omgggg?????????

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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If you have shared it with someone else or didn't finish the whole thing, select a "yes" option. Select the option that best describes your experience with cigarettes.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#i was pressured into trying #i took one breath and said yeah i am not doing that ever again #i think i was like 15??

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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (2012 tumblr)

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remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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I was never a big fan of textual analysis in school (I preferred creative writing) but wow I am so glad that I did have it in school because so many people so obviously never did. The amount of people not understanding that 'the asylum where they raised me' is a metaphor (or what a metaphor is in the first place) is absolutely killing me.

#ttpd #the tortured poets department #ts #Taylor swift

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#mood

#same

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.

#the last murder at the end of the world

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Taylor swift: I cry a lot but I am so productive!

Me: I cry a lot but I am not even productive!

#now what #shut up anna

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tag yourself im flower

#flower and stellar

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#daenerys targaryen #asoiaf