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LMAOOO I FORGOT ABT YALL MB 😭😭

cumming soon 😽

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cumming soon 😽

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #anime smut #metori saiko #saiki k smut

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hi :> can you do smut for saiko metori if thats okay. No pressure and have a vv good day! <3

breakfast in bed | metori saiko

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WARNINGS: smut,language

[note] i haven’t written anything in over a year so this is just gonna be a blurb bc i’m too lazy to write an entire page

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waking up in a bed that wasn’t yours was pretty normal for you. infact waking up in your boyfriend metori’s bed was more normal than waking up in your own bed.

what wasn’t normal though it waking up to a tingling sensation coming from your lower half.

you slowly open your eyes allowing the sunlight that was able to sneak in past the blinds hit your face.

you take a moment to yourself, completely forgetting about the tingling sensation before it hits your again, causing you to let out a loud moan.

laughing could be heard from below you, which sends vibrations up your spine causing another light moan to slip past your lips.

you look down to see your boyfriends face buried deep within your core

“w-what are you doing?” you whimper, now aware of what was happening.

he stops for a moment, lifting his face up from you.

“just eating breakfast in bed”

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #saiko metori #metori saiko #metori saiko x reader #anime smut #smut #saiki k smut #aren kuboyasu #aren kuboyasu x reader #aren kuboyasu smut

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okay hello everyone! i’m rewatching saiki again and i’m feeling inspired so my requests are back open! i’m going to be writing old requests from god only knows how long ago until i get new ones so stay tuned for that (:

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k

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hello, I stumbled on this page and I already love it. uh I would like to put in a request, but I don't know of yours are open or if you still are on the page, do you have a masterlist or something, or are you open for requests?

Have a good day :]

i don’t know how long ago this ask was made but i do have a masterlist it is pinned under navigation

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II. Smack Talk

SERIES MASTERLIST

reply below to be apart of my tag list !!

Jim Halpert x Fem!Reader.

Word Count: 1,725

Dunder Mifflin, 2005.

Jim was leaned over the reception desk once again, talking to the girl he yearned for. Or, at least, that’s how Y/N began referring to the woman in her head. There had been an abundant amount of time spent over there lately.

And it was only growing greater by the second. She loved Pam, but her heart was more worried for her best friend. Y/N was forced to watch him pine over a taken woman.

“I’m not jealous of Pam and Jim,” Y/N frowned at the accusation from the camera crew, “I’m genuinely worried about my best friend. This kind of lead on could break him if it continues.”

The camera zoomed in on Jim as he finally returned to his desk and sent a beaming smile to a now distracted Y/N. His desk mate haphazardly returned one but it didn’t fully reach her eyes, as it usually did when looking at him.

He noticed this immediately and gave her a weird look, glancing down to see her doodling on her paper a series a vines. Vines? That threw him off immediately. Since when was that apart of her artistic abilities?

Jim leaned his head back against the wall in defeat, raising an eyebrow at the crew, “Now vines? She’s really trying to throw me a curve ball.” He paused and tapped his lip in thought.

“What happened to lilies?” Jim shook his head and got up from the interview chair with determination.

“Mr. Decker!” He held his phone up to his ear, now slightly distracted from Y/N, his customer service voice coming out, “We didn’t lose your sale today, did we?”

Y/N perked up a bit, looking over to see Jim smile at his client over the phone. She opened her top drawer to get out the small reoccuring present she’d gotten him every single time he’d made this same sale.

The last time he’d done this sale, the pair took two bottles of champagne and sat on the roof for hours. They’d used Jim’s MP3 Player to play their favorite songs, ones he’d spent hours on downloading music he knew she liked.

“Excellent! Let me just get your… What’s that?” He halted his movements and slowly put the stack of papers in his hand back down on the desk, “What code were you given? Oh, okay. That’s actually another salesmen here.”

The woman’s face fell after hearing her coworker’s words. Her eyes squinted into slits, glaring at the empty desk ahead of hers. It was obvious there was only one other colleague who would do something like that to Jim.

Jim took the mini bottle of champagne out of his drawer and set it down on Dwight’s vacant desk. He gave Y/N a defeated look and walked into the conference room where the rest of the office was gathered.

Y/N quickly scrawled a quick note and taped it to the wrapped box from her drawer before lightly tossing it on top of her desk mate’s files.

The brunet held up a neatly wrapped box and a separate note. The words ‘I’m still proud of you <3’ were written on the note in cursive along with a slightly bigger bottle of champagne than the one he had left for Dwight.

“I should’ve known,” Jim laughed as he looked at the bottle, “maybe it was for Dwight and I to share picnic style.”

Jim smiled and tucked the note into his hidden desk drawer, glancing over to the only occupied seat at reception. Pam typed away at her computer, preparing to stand up and leave for the night as everyone else had.

“What would you say,” The salesmen leaned on his usual spot on her desk, “to sharing two mini bottles of champagne and finger sandwiches on the roof?” Jim held up the small sized bottles to demonstrate and watched Pam’s face light up.

“Yeah!” She quickly put all her papers in a pile, “Let me just fax these last few papers.” Pam smiled at him brightly, turning in her chair toward the fax machine.

From the door, Y/N made brief eye contact with the camera lense before quietly shutting the office door behind her. The sound went unnoticed by the two workers left in the office as they continued bantering.

“Not a bad day,” Jim chuckled and held up the pair of bottles, the note from his friend now disappeared and hidden away. His gaze stayed locked on the receptionist from through the glass of the interview room.

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Their boss was always one to make a scene any time he walked into a room. And this time, he made his entrance with a gym bag in hand, calling out to some of the males in the office.

His cheers boistered out and echoed all over the floor, serving as a distraction to many of the workers. He gestured to Jim with his newspaper which prompted the mentioned employee to hold up a similar gym bag.

Michael cheered even louder and made his way into his office to start his day. Y/N took that opportunity to lean over and whisper to Jim.

“You know, I would totally cheer you on today if I didn’t wanna be seen rooting for the losing team.” The woman whispered teasingly, smirking at the defensive look Jim wore in response.

He crossed his arms over his chest and raised his eyebrows, “Isn’t that the same thing you said before I beat you in weekly sales last month, Y/L/N?”

“It was one time! Literally one!” Y/N seemed to screech as she looked at the man in the chair next to her. Her face was now scrunched up and unamused from his previous comment. But it was easy to tell she was hiding a smile, especially when you knew her as well as Jim did.

Jim couldn’t stop the arrogant smile that formed on his lips because of her defensive tone, “If the computer kept count correctly, it was exactly eight times in the last 6 months.”

Y/N’s face turned stone cold and she faced forward with her arms crossed, “I refuse to speak to him until he admits he cheated.”

“I did not cheat, I simply told Pam to forward me any calls that went to you for security reasons.” Jim crossed his arms as well, shrugging his shoulders as if he was innocent.

Her eyes narrowed into slits, “I’m gonna put a pig in his car. And watch it eat his wallet so all that commission money is gone.”

A dramatic gasp left Jim’s lips and he looked at his friend in false betrayal, “And to think I was gonna use that money to buy you flowers.”

“Pam? Y/N? How about you guys are our cheerleaders? Maybe some pigtails, a little halter top?” Michael gestured to the plain dress shirts they both wore, “And something a little, just youthful, for a change.” The man chuckled at his own jokes and looked between the two women.

“As I told the salesmen next to me professionally, I will not be cheering for the losing team,” Y/N nodded and played with her skirt, “If you wanna pay for my shopping spree, go ahead though.”

“I’ll do it,” Jim cut in with a raised hand, pushing his friend out of the way by her face, “I’d wear a little flouncy skirt way better than Y/N.”

“Oh, you wanna bet, Halpert?” The Y/H/C haired girl challenged, leaning closer to him. Their faces got intensely close as they both glared at one another without saying another word.

Michael matched their energy silently, moving his face closer to them until it became awkward for every party except the oblivious one. The two others cleared their throats and backed up into their respective seats.

“Alright, cool!” Their boss awkwardly clapped to fill the silence he created, but only made it worse. Speaking of making things worse, Michael continued to do so and made a bet involving half of the office to come in on Saturday.

As the basketball players laced up their shoes, the other workers set up their phones to reroute while they would be in the warehouse. Y/N glanced over to see Jim sitting in the chair by reception. A certain smile lit up his entire face while he talked to Pam.

Y/N overheard him vaguely ask her to the outlets this weekend, before their banter continued on another topic. The upstairs group traveled down the stairs to the lower level of the office warehouse.

Everyone could admit, the game was borderline embarrassing for a decent amount of time. With Jim or Dwight or Ryan making the occasional basket while the Warehouse team continued to drain them all. At least, it was embarrassing when Michael had the ball in his hands.

Jim was going head to head with Roy and continued to make small glances to Pam. And she was returning an infatuated smile whenever he made a basket. Something that probably should’ve been reserved for her finacé. It was all fun and games until Roy elbowed the salesmen in the face in retaliation.

Y/N stood up to access the damage but Jim shook her off and went back into the court. She awkwardly returned to her seat and folded her hands in her lap while the game continued. Jim had returned the somewhat aggressive favor to the warehouse employee when the next play began, which prompted a proud smirk from him.

“I can’t help but, for some weird reason, feel like that was personal against Roy or something?” Y/N scratched her chin sarcastically, “I can’t put my finger on what’s leading me to this observation, though.”

Everyone shared a cohesive sigh when Michael dramatically ended the game, claiming he was purposely hit. The warehouse player held his hands up in defense, clearly not agreeing with the accusation.

But when all was said and done, Michael made it clear the office group would be the ones coming in the next day to work. Well, until he made a dramatic monologue and decided they weren’t.

“I hope she has a great time out at the lake.” Jim smiled at the camera and quickly walked out before they could ask anymore questions.

Y/N tapped her foot against the carpet of the floor, biting her lip in concentrations before her next words.

“I just truly hope he knows what he’s getting himself into.” She sighed and exited the same door her coworker had moments before.

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Can y’all writers write some yung gravy stuff I’m in love with him and need to feel something

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guys!!! i made a blog about encanto!!!!! link is on my navigation!!!!

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hello everyone! i just now turned on where u can send me things as an anon so if youve been scared to send things bc of not being anon you are able to now !!!!

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hi new followers! please send in requests i can’t think of anything to write

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #aren kuboyasu x reader #aren kuboyasu #headcannon #saiki #kuboyasu #nendo #nendo x reader

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omfg i loved ur recent aren post, id love to see smth like that ab saiki bc our best boy deserves some love, if that’s okay w u!! have a v nice day

first time blowjob with kusuo saiki

she/her used

[notes] nsfw! not a full blown smut bc i alr blessed y’all enough yesterday

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you and saiki have been dating for awhile now, almost a year. and every so often you guys take your intimacy up a bit.

last time you guys decided to go further he ate you out. his perfect mouth with his perfect tongue on all your beautiful layers- eating you out as if he had been a starved man.

the orgasm you had was pure bliss, a feeling you’ve never had before. shaking legs, wet cunt & kusuo was hard as shit.

you had offered to help him out. but he refused, claiming the night was all about you. despite all your protests he continued to say no. and to not push his boundaries you let it go.

so when you and kusuo were in his bed, having an intense make-out session you decided it would be a perfect time to pay him back for the amazing, mind-blowing orgasm he had given you only a few nights before.

kusuo had always put his ring on during times like this. so his full attention was on you and only you, so this was the perfect time to show kusuo how much you appreciate him.

slowly pulling away from his lips, you make eye contact with him. biting your lip before muttering “last time you made me feel good, so let me make you feel good this time”

kusuo gulps, before he put his ring on he knew all you had been thinking about was your lips around cock. but he didn’t think you’d actually do it.

he nods his head, smirking at you.

you climb off of his lap, going onto the ground. kneeling in front of his bulge which was covered by the material of his jeans & boxers.

you signal for him to stand up, so he does. you pull his pants and boxers down at the same time before he sits back down. letting you ti get your first ever look at his cock.

you knew he was big, since he has gotten hard many times during make-out sessions. but you didn’t know he was this big.

his long cock, at least 8 inches standing tall and thick in front of you. waiting for you to do something with it.

“what are you waiting for princess? you wanted to suck my cock so suck my cock”

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #saiki k smut #saiki k x reader #kusuo saiki #kusuo saiki x reader #nsfw

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your first blowjob with

aren kuboyasu

relationship established

she/her pronouns used

[notes] NSFW NSFW NSFW , and if you see anything kusuo related/ kusuo s name it’s because this was originally a saiki x reader but i felt like this fir aren more

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you and aren had frequent make out sessions. which often led to more. however when it leads to more it has always led to you being the person getting the most pleasure.

whether that was being fingered, being ate out, him watching you masturbate or him fucking you senseless.

and you have mentioned wanting to give aren a blowjob so many times so you could repay him for all the times you made you cum without his cock. but he always dismissed the idea. he always said “i feel good by making you feel good” but tonight you have every intention to finally make him cum down your throat

starting out normally, grinding into his hips as you guys make out. making sure to grind directly into his cock to get him as hard as you can for later.

he pulls away from the kiss to kiss your neck, still grinding up into you. leaving lazy kisses and sucking on skin every so often. getting light moans from you.

stopping after a few minutes to start kissing you again. this time with more passion and pure lust. you break the kiss for a second to lift your shirt from off of you. leaving your top just in your bra.

aren practically pounces, pushing you from his lap onto your back while he is over you. staring into your eyes. “i love you so much” he whispers. kissing you again.

aren pulls away this time. making his full attention go straight to your breasts. your boobs were one of his favorite parts on your body. the way they are sitting their just for him gets him so riled up.

“can i?” he asks. looking back at your eyes. you don’t reply with words. but with pushing his head down to your chest.

he gropes your boobs, which were still restrained back by your bra. which aren would be getting rid of momentarily.

he takes a second before leaving a light kiss to one of the exposed parts of your left boob. giving a squeeze to your right one.

aren pulls himself up, pulling you with him. before reaching behind you to unclip your bra.

his hands are slightly shaky. which make it harder for him to unclip it but after a few seconds he does.

he takes in a sharp breathe. pulling down your bra from your body which reveal them.

he wastes 0 time before attaching his mouth to your right nipple. surprised by the sudden simulation you let out a loud moan, which encourages him to suck harder to hear that beautiful sound again.

putting your hands to his head, entangling your fingers into his soft pink locks. slightly tugging on his hair. letting out sinful noises at everything he does.

he brings up his left hand to your right breast, rubbing it while continuing to have his mouth latched to your right nipple.

after a minute aren lightly pinches your right nipple. sending you into pure bliss. causing you to let out the loudest moan you have let out so far.

aren thought he was already fully hard but as soon as he heard you he somehow managed to get more hard. which was starting to get painful.

aren unlatches his mouth from your nipple with a pop. and makes eye contact with you. pure lust laced in both of your eyes.

gaining a bit of confidence you manage to roll on top of him.

giving him a peck on the lips before tugging up his shirt. which he helps you take off of him.

you smile before moving your way down his body. making sure to leave a kiss in his skin every so often. until you reach the ground and he’s sitting up on the edge of the bed. where you make eye contact with his hard-on, which was very evident in his grey sweat pants.

“baby come on, you know i would prefer to make you feel good” he says. trying to pull you up from the ground. you shake your head “please just let me make your cock feel good” you whisper. brushing your hands over his crotch area. he gulps, and mutters a “fine”

you pull down his pants & boxers in one go. obviously having aren lift himself up a bit.

and there it is. his cock standing tall and hard waiting for you to do something.

you gasp, getting a chuckle from aren. you’ve been fucked by his cock many times before. however this was the first time you’ve been able to really seen it. since it’s always hurried deep inside of you.

you mouth practically waters at the sight. looking up at aren to get confirmation that this is what he wanted once more before moving yourself to his cock. giving his tip a lick.

a low groan can be heard from the purple haired boy. causing a gush of wetness to come out of your already almost dripping cunt.

you decide you wanna tease a little more. so you grab the base of his cock. pumping it slowly. making sure to try and keep eye contact with aren, before he leans his head back in pleasure.

after a minute of slowly pumping his cock you finally decide it’s enough teasing. so you put as much of his cock you can in your mouth. pumping what couldn’t fit

“oh fuck [name]” he moans out. gripping your hair into his hands. tugging slightly.

you start going faster. the only goal in your mind is for his first oral orgasm with you to be memorable.

aren slightly lifts his hips off of the bed, causing his tip to hit your throat making you gag around him.

at first a concerned look went over his face, in fear he hurt you but it was soon replaced with satisfaction at the moan that left your throat directly after.

testing the waters he bucks his hips again and sure enough another gag followed by a moan erupts from you.

“you like when my cock fucks your throat, huh princess?” aren asks as he bucks his hips into your throat once more. another moan erupts from you which he takes as a yes.

he starts slowly fucking your throat. just a few slight thrusts at first. which then slowly turns into harsher, faster thrusts.

and how fucking wet this made you.

“your throat takes my cock so well princess-” he praises, being cut off a loud moan of his. which then was followed with a “i’m about to cum”

oh how you were longing his cum to be down your throat. and now it was abt to actually happen.

aren pushes your head completely down on his cock before letting out a low, loud moan and then releasing in your mouth.

after a second you lift mouth off of his cock. strings of spit & cum connected to you and to his cock.

you swallow his cum and look up at him. who was already looking at you.

he brings you to your feet. crashing your lips together.

“now princess, let’s make sure you get taken care of”

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #aren kuboyasu x reader #saiki smut #anime smut #aren kuboyasu #aren x reader

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feeling in a mood to write smut ❓❓❓ i haven’t posted in awhile so idk if that’s a good thing to come back with 😭😭

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k

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hello 😈

kinda nervous rn. ive never requested without being anonymous 😨

n e way, could i request saiki and kaidou with a crush on the reader who is like cat valentine? kinda dumb, always smiling, absolutely adorable, overall just a ball of sunshine.

genuinely curious to see what this would be like 🤔

ok bye i have to go to sleep 😕

having a crush on a dumb & bubbly girl

saiki & kaidou

[scenario details] this is an x female reader (:

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saiki

- he avoids you at all cost

- (surprisingly)not because he thinks your annoying

- but because he wants to try his best to not like you

- you guys are complete opposites

- you’re extremely happy, love life & overall kinda dumb

- and saiki is cold, hates life & extremely smart

- so how does he like you??? no clue

- sometimes in class he’ll catch himself giving you the answers (telepathically) to questions you don’t understand on tests

- then he gets mad at himself

- lmao

kaidou

- poor guy

- he can’t look at you without turning red

- i’m being so literal too

- one time you guys saw each other out of school and he barley saw your face before going red

- he thinks your “dumbness” is rlly cute

- like when you get confused it makes him all giddy inside??

- he also just loves how genuinely happy you are all the time

- like he could be having the worst day ever and he can hear your giggle and boom day is good

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #kaidou x reader #shun kaido

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i have no idea if your requests are open but can you do saiki as a father

saiki as a father

[scenario details] this isn’t an x reader, it’s just saiki and how he would be as a father!!!

[notes] i’m so glad to be back and writing!!

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- kusuo as a dad?? sign me up pls

- he’s such an overprotective father

- he is constantly using clairvoyance to check on his child to make sure they are okay

- he tries his best not to read his kids mind bc privacy but it’s inevitable for the most part

- but even with that he can make sure his child is okay and there are 0 secrets between them

- riki, shun & aren r the best help??

- riki is like a child himself so when riki sees the kid he can keep them entertained for hours at a time

- shun is usually “playing” the dark reunion with the kid (kusuo banned it but shun always tries)

- and aren is like the uncle you see once a year but he always has gifts

- in conclusion saiki would be a great father

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #nendo #shun kaido #aren kuboyasu x reader

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jesus it’s been awhile since i’ve been on here, requests r open 💀

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #seventeen texts #beauty #fashion #illustration #photography

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Hihi,, thanks for writing my req!!

Question: what are your pronouns? I don't wanna make mistakes yk^^

i use they/she! thank you for asking, and you’re so welcome!

#anime #saiki k #saiki x reader #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #the disasterous life of saiki k #headcannon #saiki #shun kaido #nendo #nendo x reader