Saiki K Boys with a Stoner! S/O
Warnings - Weed (obviously)
Characters - Saiki, Kaidou, Kuboyasu, Saiko
Gender neutral reader
This is my first time writing on tumblr, I apologise if anything’s messed up.
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Saiki
- He's never tried it, not because he doesn’t want to, but because he just doesn’t care.
- Didn’t really care when he found out, he just shrugged and was like “ok.”
- You offered him some once, he said agreed, so you got stoned together
- “What a pain, I guess it wouldn’t hurt…”
- If he was smoking out of a bong, he definitely felt a bit stupid doing it
- He just kinda stared at the ceiling the whole time
- Doesn’t care if you smoke around him
- Very quiet while stoned
- He also has a bit of trouble controlling his powers
- He didn’t really touch it again after that
Kaidou
- Has never tried it, his mother always told him that he would die if he ever did drugs 💀
- When he found out that you did it, he freaked out because he thought you were gonna die
- “Y/N THAT WILL KILL YOU!! DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING?!”
- It took some convincing for him to realise that you were gonna be okay 😭
- He still worries about it occasionally
- When you offered him some, he refused straight away
- One day he got curious, and asked if he could try some
- You gave him an extremely small amount
- He had no idea what he was doing 😭
- When it hit him, he freaked out a little, but calmed down pretty quickly
- Becomes very cuddly when stoned
- After that, he didn’t really touch it that much, he would only do it if you guys were alone
- After a while he didn’t care if you smoked in-front of him, as long as it wasn’t in his house
Kuboyasu
- Used to do it occasionally, but didn’t really touch it when he decided to leave his delinquent life behind 🙏
- He found out when he caught you doing it behind the school once
- “IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LI-“ “Can i have some?”
- He always asks the weirdest questions while stoned (me too bro)
- “Can the grim reaper swim?” (actual question i asked while high)
- Doesn’t care if you smoke around him, he will join you occasionally
- You guys had a competition to see who could smoke the most, you both ended up greening out
- Makes sure your limiting yourself, he doesn’t want you to get addicted
Saiko
- Has never tried it, he thinks it’s for losers
- When he found out you did it, he low key bullied you
- “Seriously? You know you shouldn’t be doing that, right? Where’s your self respect, y/n?”
- When you offered him some, he declined
- “That stuff is for losers!”
- You can smoke around him, but he will scold you and complain the whole time
- He never touched the stuff, and never will
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Yay I did it!!! Feel free to leave requests in my ask box :3
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updated guide! [ps if on the list, reblog! please!!]
saiki kusuo :
@oceanwithouthermoon (+ kubosai!) @mac33cheese @silvyslayer42 @dermy-der-demp @transmasccofee @fluffydice
saiki kuusuke blogs :
@lu-kario @lithth @/kittytank16 (not uploading now) @kusukeslab @kanna-kizuchi-enjoyer (reblogs mostly) @lazepolar
makoto teruhashi :
@aoki553 @terusiblings-ask
Toritsuka reita :
@jkgnggj
Touma akechi :
@skippersthecat @no-psi-nan @saikechism @tiredaalienn
saiko metori :
@lucidsadvocate @spatio-rift
satou hiroshi : @holyshititssatouhiroshi
reblogs / (a lot of charas posts) :
@tobisiksi @remusbeingnormalwouldbeweird @aiura-stan @recklessracoon @makifishcake @yellowheartz @yeageryann @suckerforsaikik
other/ info blogs :
@asoublog @ask-saiki-and-friends @sai-birthdays @saikikdoodles @ao3-saiki-updates
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hi :> can you do smut for saiko metori if thats okay. No pressure and have a vv good day! <3
breakfast in bed | metori saiko
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WARNINGS: smut,language
[note] i haven’t written anything in over a year so this is just gonna be a blurb bc i’m too lazy to write an entire page
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waking up in a bed that wasn’t yours was pretty normal for you. infact waking up in your boyfriend metori’s bed was more normal than waking up in your own bed.
what wasn’t normal though it waking up to a tingling sensation coming from your lower half.
you slowly open your eyes allowing the sunlight that was able to sneak in past the blinds hit your face.
you take a moment to yourself, completely forgetting about the tingling sensation before it hits your again, causing you to let out a loud moan.
laughing could be heard from below you, which sends vibrations up your spine causing another light moan to slip past your lips.
you look down to see your boyfriends face buried deep within your core
“w-what are you doing?” you whimper, now aware of what was happening.
he stops for a moment, lifting his face up from you.
“just eating breakfast in bed”
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ASSIGNING SAIKI K CHARACTERS TO INSTRUMENTS (I'm autistic and my special interest is classical music)
Kusuo - Ok I should've added on "instruments or otherwise similar roles" because he would absolutely be a conductor...But if I had to assign an instrument to him I think he'd just go with a basic bitch acoustic guitar
Kaidou - Man he'd go with all the niche instruments like . A fawking cornet or a vibraphone . Ultimately though I see him as a keys player (any keys I just don't know which one in specific)
Teruhashi - Who is she if not a harpist . She's 100% a harpist I accept NO criticism she's a goddamn harpist
Nendou - I don't think he can commit to an instrument I'm sorry Nendou /lh
Hairo - Not an instrument but I think he'd work amazing as a ballet dancer and/or opera singer :3 but again if I had to pick an instrument I'd say he'd be a percussionist and wld lean more to the drums
Kuboyasu - Cello or double bass . He'd do to a cello what 2Cellos do to theirs in that one super popular video they have
Toritsuka - Kazoo
Aiura - SHE IS SO WOODWIND INSTRUMENT PLAYER CODED!!! Maybe oboe . Yes . Oboe...Or bassoon...Flute too...
Touma - Viola . He just seems like such a string instrument kinda guy .
Saiko - Mf is such a violinist moment he looked at a Strad and was like "I'm buying that brah" . So technically he doesn't really play it and just owns it but if he did learn an instrument he'd pick the one with the most insane market value /lh
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