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"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

#Pouncival #cats the musical

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you know that thing big cats do, where they pretend not to notice their cubs sneaking up on them then they do a massive dramatic startle when they get pounced on?

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yeah. that's the only thing I can think of when I see the way the cats on the tyre react to the WOO-WOOO!! of the kittens' train whistle in Skimble's number.

even though Tugger was already in Maximum Sprawl he still managed to fall over backwards.

(Munkustrap said. fix. pat.)

Dominik Hees as Tugger, Alexander Auler as Munkustrap, Rory Six as Deuteronomy, Gerben Grimmius as Skimbleshanks, and Matthew Levick as Mistoffelees. Vienna revival, two days before closing night! 24 June 2022, filmed by @falasta and @cryptidvoidwritings.

#cats the musical

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snipe me if you want but I'm pretty sick of the caption "there's no heterosexual explanation for this" under under content for which, in fact, there is an explanation other than sexuality, which is presented clearly in the text and is crucially important to even the most superficial understanding of that character

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my masterpiece

#iasip

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i would like to offer my sincerest apologies to anybody i hurt when i posted that i was a "big fan of killing/stalking" earlier. i had no idea there was a manga by that name at the time

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jellicle memes for jellicle dreams pt 2

part 1 :)

#cats the musical

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marionette

#ouat #regina mills #rumplestiltskin

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#silmarillion #Maeglin #Aredhel

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"Gil-galad is acting like a dick" my brother in Manwë, Gil-galad is High King of the Noldor, a position that traditionally comes with a 100% on-the-job mortality rate. I think he's justified in being a lil bit stressed out.

#rings of power #gil-galad

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Yes and Alice doesn't get a promotion because she really doesn't want one

Alice doesn't get a promotion because she doesn't scream in fear, she will laugh at abominations.

#tmagp #magnus protocol

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an experienced traveler versus an artist doing physical activity

#benedict best brother

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... for the sorrow and the strife in the house of Finwë is graven in the memory of the Noldorin Elves. (The Silmarillion)

#silmarillion #house of finwe #this is so good omg #i love the way you drew Turgon #but my absolute fave is idril

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

#lotr #shelob #ungoliant

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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#cats the musical

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Anyone when the topic of Elrond’s childhood comes up

#silmarillion #elrond