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the biggest burden in my life is that my best friends sleep schedule isn’t half as fucked as mine
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my plan
step 1: buy 15 identical cats
step 2: invite someone over
step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say “just one but he’s really fast”
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You know what should happen in some tv shows more? They should treat unhealthy sibling relationships like they do with unhealthy parent/ spouse relationships. I’m just tired of people treating a sibling tormenting their sibling like it’s okay. A sibling enjoying making their sibling cry, be scared or be anything but happy isn’t okay!
“Oh that’s just how all siblings are!” Is crap.
Give me some actual good healthy sibling relationships.
Treat unhealthy sibling relationships like they should be. Show people that it’s not okay.
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You know what should happen in some tv shows more? They should treat unhealthy sibling relationships like they do with unhealthy parent/ spouse relationships. I’m just tired of people treating a sibling tormenting their sibling like it’s okay. A sibling enjoying making their sibling cry, be scared or be anything but happy isn’t okay!
“Oh that’s just how all siblings are!” Is crap.
Give me some actual good healthy sibling relationships.
Treat unhealthy sibling relationships like they should be. Show people that it’s not okay.
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there is no greater love triangle on broadway than
corey cott, laura osnes and jeremy jordan
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OMG AND I FORGOT “You’re gonna blame me? you have paintings of dicks! don’t talk to me about taste!”
Favourite Out of Context Musical Lines
“Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children”
“A Russian rat is clever”
“You want a box of condoms?”
“WE ARE ALL FREAKING THE FUCK OUT”
“My sister’s hot,” “WHAT THE HELL”
“I once masturbated seven times”
“My son’s a little shit”
“Sit down John, you fat motherfucker!”
“Yeah, I’m a streetlight”
“I think your pants look hot”
“Oh what a lovely day for a totally illegal lovely getaway!”
“Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?”
“That’s a moose…”
“You got to bury your mama”
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“hey guys it’s me, the biggest disappointment you know”
“how bout when i get back we all strip down to our socks”
“ya know why a snake starts to rattle?”
“you just send them an email - hell, no.”
“she had a mother, as so many do!”
“I have a free book written by jesus”
“Ah look, Veronica. And Jesse James.”
Favourite Out of Context Musical Lines
“Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children”
“A Russian rat is clever”
“You want a box of condoms?”
“WE ARE ALL FREAKING THE FUCK OUT”
“My sister’s hot,” “WHAT THE HELL”
“I once masturbated seven times”
“My son’s a little shit”
“Sit down John, you fat motherfucker!”
“Yeah, I’m a streetlight”
“I think your pants look hot”
“Oh what a lovely day for a totally illegal lovely getaway!”
“Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?”
“That’s a moose…”
“You got to bury your mama”
#broadway#newsies#if/then#hamilton#in the heights#anastasia#wicked#heathers#the book of mormon#i cant think of anymore
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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented
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newsies fandom things
-not to freak you out but uh max’s mom brought cookie cake for everyone
-what??! cookie cake?!!?!
-the way the reader, a girl, is allowed to sleep in the newsies’ room in every fic
-being able to track one extra throughout the entire show no matter how little they appear
-unconditional love and support for any and all members of the cast in past, present, and future
-the impoverished fellow’s head and its state of rotation
-“that’s disgusting”
-managing to write entire fanfictions about characters who hardly speak
-“shmackerys!”
-being in love with all 8573 people in the cast at the same time
-half of us fetishizing a villain and the other half calling them tf out
-positivity?? minimal drama?? honestly so nice
-ben fankhauser’s poodle thing
-noticing every single detail in and memorizing every shot of newsies live (including every weird expression, mistake, costume detail, and background event)
-the way literally all of us just. appreciate ben cook a lot
-I have never seen so much love for everyone in such a large cast ever
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Names for Nabulungi used by Cunningham
A compilation
Adele Dazeem [x, x]
Babba Gamba
Bazinga [x]
Black Friday (on Black Friday!)
Brexit
Calamari
Chaka Khan [x]
Covfefe [x]
Eponine
Gavin Creel (by Chris O’Neill on Gavin’s last day on Broadway)
Gay Pride (Brian, Pride weekend 2016)
Hermione Granger [x]
Hock a loogie (Jared on tour and in London)
Jalapeno
Jamiroquai (thanks for the reminder, Vera!)
Jon Bon Jovi
Knickerbocker Glory
Linda
Magic: The Gathering [x]
Mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah
Marriage Equality (on 6/26/15, on the day of the SCOTUS decison)
Naba-baaaa-ba-ba-buran
Naba-Beyonce
Naba Blackhawks [x]
Naba-Gasparilla [x]
Naba-governmentshutdown (Ben Platt at his final matinee in Chicago)
Naba Jamba (possibly the same as Namba Jamba?)
Naba Ja Pumbi
Naba La Bamba
Naba Jamba Juice
Naba New Year (AJ, on New Years Day, 2014)
Naba-Nympho
NaBenRoethlisberger (Cody on Super Bowl Sunday 2015)
Nabisco
Nabonjovi
Naboo
Nabulungi (Will, hopefully by mistake - thanks, takeintoaccount for this one!) (Jared claims he has never called Nabulungi by her real name… ooooh controversy!)
Nacho cheese dogs
Nachos Del Grande
Nagasaki [x]
Nānākuli (in Honolulu - thank you bifyu!) [x]
Nakatomi Plaza [x]
Nala [x]
Namba Gamba
Namba Jamba
Namba Jamba Juice
Nancy Drew [x]
Nancy Pelosi
Nandos
Nanny McPhee
Nantucket Nectar (Cody in Boston)
Napa Valley (Jared, first preview in San Francisco!)
Narcolepsy
Narnia [x]
Nasonex [x]
Nathan Lane [x, x]
National Football League (Superbowl Night, 2013)
Nativity Scene
Nat King Cole
Natwest
Necrophilia [x]
Nectar Card
Neil Diamond
Neil Patrick Harris [x]
Neiman Marcus
Nelly Broadway
Nelly Furtada
Nelly Furtado
Nelly the Elephant
Nelson-Atkins (Cody in KC) [x]
Neosporin [x]
Nescafe Gold Blend
Nesquick
Nestle Crunch [x]
Netflix
Neutrogena [x]
Neverneverland [x]
Neville Longbottom
New Orleans Saints [x]
Newt Gingrich [x]
New Year’s Day
New Year’s Eve (New Year’s Eve, 2013, by Jared)
New York Giants
Next to Normal
Nicholas Cage
Nick at Night
Nick Clegg (David O’Reilly)
Nickelodeon
Nicki Minaj
Nick Spangler (Chris O'Neill at Nick’s last performance, 2/15/15 Evening)
Nicoderm CQ (tour)
Nicole Kidman (Chris O’Neill in Des Moines)
Nicollet Mall (Chris O’Neill in Minneapolis) [x]
Nicotene Patch
Nic Rouleau (Will, at Nic’s final performance on Broadway)
Nigel Farage (Brian Sears)
Nigella Lawson (Jared in London)
Nikki M. James (Josh’s final name for Nabulungi)
Ninja Turtle [x]
Nintendo 64
Nintendo Wii
Nipple
Nipple Cream (Brian Sears’ favorite! But quite possibly Nikki’s least favorite!) [x, x, x]
Nipple rings (Brian in London)
Nissan Maxima (Jared in LA)
Nissan Sentra
Nomar Garciaparra (Chris in Boston)
Non-equity
Nora Batty
Nordstrom [x]
Nordstrom Rack [x]
Nostradamus
Notorious B.I.G.
Notting Hill [x]
Not watching the Super Bowl [x]
Not white and gold dress [x]
Noxema [x]
Nurofen (a type of pain relief medication)
Nutella [x]
Nutmeg
Nutribullet [x]
Nymphomania [x]
Oprah
Rosh Hashanah Holiday [x]
Sacagawea
Sharon [x]
Shia LeBeouf
Last updated 6/4/17 - Thanks to those who submitted more names! Honestly though, I don’t know why I still bother if people are just going to keep copying this list and reposting it without any attribution
Sometimes I like to pretend that all of the Cunnghams, past and present, have a google doc titled “Nabulungi names” that they log into every night and share with each other.
Added fact: Did you know that Nabulungi’s name means “Beautiful”?
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If ur arabic ur great
If ur arabic and muslim ur great
If ur arabic and queer ur great
If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great
I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful
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you can hear derek klena’s cheekbones in his voice
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remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.
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GOAL MET
GUYS ITS AMAZING BUT I JUST WENT TO SLEEP AND THEN I WOKE UP AND THE GOAL IS REACHED PLEASE STOP DONATING RIGHT NOW.
I will try to get this post deleted from tumblr, STOP DONATING.
THNK YOU ALL SO MUCH IM AT LOSS OF WORDS RIGHT NOW.,
I CAN’T EVEN DEAL.
Edit: I will make a post on this when I can think, because right now I’m shaking; some people have been tagging markipiler and jacksceptic eye (im sorry guys I can’t spell your names D’:) and I dont know if they were involved in the donations but I want to thank them if they helped; honestly this is more than what I was expecting, I need that post to STOP circulating now and I will try to get the staff to remove it; please if you reblogged it delete it, and tell everyone else to stop sharing and delete it too. It’s out of control and I’m incredibly thankful, overwhelmed and actually scared, I do not want people to keep donating towards a goal that has been met. Even if I do need money I only asked for rent money and I have enough for that; I will need to keep paying and I will need a job but that’s on me; you’ve been incredibly generous and I have no words to thank you all for such acts; other than promising that I will post update pictures once all of that is done processing and cashing out sometime next week; I’ve been also taught a lesson on kindness that I wasn’t expecting; I’ve always been treated horribly by people which turned me into someone bitter myself; but right now I’m completely taken aback and just…inspired.
Those who donated all they had even if it was a little, people who donated more, those who shared on Facebook and other sites…. it mattered, it helped, all of you made a difference in my life all of you helped me stay alive. Because I wasn’t even sure I was going to survive this month. All of you kept a stranger alive without having to do so, you just cared when you didn’t need to.
As soon as I’m on my feet I will be like all of you and help thos ein need no matter who they are, its a new goal in my life; I’m completely and utterly overwhelmed and I have no words for this.
Just thank you for not judging me and thank you for making me feel like the fact that I’m alive in this world matters.
Thank you, thank you.
Edit 2: Please reblog this post so everyone knows whats up, its important that people stop sendign me money.
i’m currently trying to get the other post deleted from tumblr but tumblr staff isn’t being helpful.
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Starving to death & Homeless
Read this whole post before acting please / Sorry beforehand about the long post but I need to do this.
It took me a lot of strenght to make this post. Truth is I should’ve made it way sooner but I always refuse to ask for help until I’m absolutely certain that I have no way out of a problem; and this is one of those cases. Mainly, all the times I’ve publicly asked for help in the past have ended up in people saying I’m a scammer and a thief with no prooof to back those claims up (my bitter ex, for example); that’s bullshit, I’m a person whose life never seems to improve despite my efforts, but I refuse to ask for help; until I’m certain that I’m going to die. And I’m certain I’m going to die right now.
During the past 2 months, almost 3, my mother (I have no other family or anyone to support me), has been struggling to get her job back. She got fired unfairly due to administrative issues that happened at the time; and when we moved into this place, everything was supposed to work fine, until she was told she was fired. She has been coming and going trying to get her job back during the last months while applying to new ones, and not getting paid a dime; that means that we haven’t paid rent, internet or bought food, and we have pets, that are starving; I’ve put some for adoption and still have more to put up for adoption, but its simply awful to have to get rid of my animals because I’m unable to feed them.
This are picture I took of my arm:
December marked 5 years that I’ve been unable to find a job; the past 5 years of my life have been literal hell, my mother lost her job many years ago and it took her a handful of more years to get one that doesn’t even pay enough to pay the cheapest of rents. I live in a country where things don’t work the way they should, and getting into details about that is simply pointless; in all these years we’ve tried EVERYTHING in our hands to get out of this hole but it was impossible we’ve lost all of our belongings, got evicted of every place we lived at and went through things no human being nor animal (because my pets have been with me all of this time) should ever go through, I lived with drug dealers, survived a natural disaster, lived in stranger’s houses until they ultimately kicked me out because I couldn’t find a job, and a lot of other situations.
I got hired this year; finally, but on a temporary contract, I only worked one day and haven’t been rescheduled and I don’t know if I will. At this point I can count the meals I’ve consumed in the past months with the fingers of my hands, my animals are starving too, and on top of that our landlord and his family are being absolutely awful despite knowing WHY we haven’t paid rent. They want to remove us by force by january 20st and they also hate my animals, so I fear for their lives.
Here’s some pictures of some of them:
And my fridge (that bag has some chicken wings I got asking for leftovers at a local shop, but shops here don’t do this so I cannot ask again):
Right now my mom is fighting her case and trying to find a lawyer to support her, but we cannot meet the eviction deadline; our internet bill is overdue and so is our rent and everything else. I’m running out of soap to wash myself, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that even writing this is physically straining because I’m too weak. I’ve tried everything I can to get out of this and when things started looking up….well…turns out it was just a delusion. I need more time and I cannot aford it.
If you’ve read this up to here….thanks. I assure you I appreciate it. I wanna make absolutely clear that I have NOBODY to support me with this, no family, no friends, no government plans, no organizations, NOBODY. I’ve ran out of options so I’m taking the risk and making this post because I fear for my animal’s lives and my own; I cannot take this any longer, physically and emotionally, and this post doesn’t even cover a bit of what I’ve gone through.
How can you help?
I need to gather 600 dollars before january 20st; but anything will help.
The biggest issue that I have here is that I can’t withdraw money from PayPa in my country unless I own a VISA issued card or a bank account. VISA cards are a luxury I cannot afford, and free bank accounts don’t exist either.
I’m taking donations through Western Union OR a friend mom’s paypal.
If you want to donate via PayPal it’s mandatory that you include a memo saying “donation for Ranshii” with your donation, no matter how big or small. So my friend’s mom will know that money is meant to go towards me. (She has a VISA and a bank account, so she can withdraw the money for me).
Her address is: [email protected]
If you want to donate via Western Union please contact me privately for the information, since I have to give you sensitive info for the treansfer. I reccomend you to check beforehand how much you’d get taxed to send money to me. Country: Uruguay. State: Montevideo. City: Montevideo. That’s all you need to know to calculate tax rates.
If I never get back at you on this is because my internet went down; please don’t think I’m ignoring anyone; if I never reply consider sending the money via paypal.
No matter if you donate via Western or PayPal, send me a screenshot or photo of your proof of donation and I will draw you something.
I wish I could tell you I will have it done by a certain date but with how things are going I don’t even know if I’ll be alive tomorrow. I will do my best to fulfill my word.
Please reblog this, likes don’t do nothing, REBLOG, PLEASE; I’m terrified and I have no other options; I need to buy time so mom can work in her case and I need to get in touch with my supervisor and find out why I’m not rescheduled; I DO need help now; what’s 600 dollars for the internet? Nothing, guys help me, please.
PS- My blog contains adult material so if you plan to take a look and are upsetted by such contents block the nsfw and batkm tags.
PS 2- Please…don’t ask me if “i’ve tried this or that” believe me, I’ve tried everything already, I don’t even have the energy to go over everything that I’ve done, I appreciate your good intentions but right now this is the only way to help…
And finally, people judging my situation by what I draw, stay out of this, no matter if you don’t like my content or think it’s cringey, I’m a living being that’s struggling to survive and help out my animals, they have nobody, that should matter more than some dicks…
Thanks from the bottom of my heart everyone and sorry about the space this post takes in your dash…
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first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim
second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war
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tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential
coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans
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