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This is the funniest trend to end the year. Anyway my here's my blobos (my OC Luciana and hino akane my heart) AND in Christmas clothes for flavor

#art #smile precure #precure #cure sunny #hino akane #art trend #digital art #oc art #i adore this trend

[satanicgingermom]

This is the funniest trend to end the year. Anyway my here's my blobos (my OC Luciana and hino akane my heart) AND in Christmas clothes for flavor

#art #smile precure #precure #cure sunny #hino akane #art trend #digital art #oc art #i adore this trend

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watching otona precure and am now firmly convinced kurumi stayed in the human world for two reasons: alcohol and karen

#yes precure 5 #precure #otona precure

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pov you look at the official art and are happy until you notice your beloved hino akane is wearing leg warmers with sandals. who is designing this. pls.

(saki's isn't much better. why are there so many layers)

#precure #smile precure #futari wa precure #futari wa precure splash star #suite precure #doki doki precure #yes precure 5 #cure sunny #hino akane #cure black #nagisa misumi #cure rouge #natuski rin #cure diamond #hishkawa rikka #cure bloom #hyuuga saki #cure rhythm #kanade minamino #the bi buddies my beloveds <3 #anyway this is the energy of the next chapter of in which mistakes are made and nagisa is made fun of (whenever that comes out) #i'm so excited for the 20th anniversary but god what is the cost

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i don’t think i’ve ever uploaded art here before, but there’s a first time for everything! i can’t believe it’s been two years since i wrote these bi idiots into a time loop. in case your wondering, yes they would still be stuck. 

#precure #art #from my series in which mistakes are made and nagisa is made fun of #hino akane #cure sunny #hishkawa rikka #cure diamond #hyuuga saki #cure bloom #misumi nagisa #cure black #natuski rin #cure rouge #minamino kanade #cure rhythm #the bi buddies #my beloveds

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Precure as B99 quotes part 2

Erika: Has anyone told you you look just like a statue? 

Yuri: Yes.

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Akane: Hey, you should go. Going to meeting, writing things down, you love all that nerd stuff.

Reika: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Akane: I just forget stuff, like a cool person

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Yuni: We could go to my place, no one knows where I live

Elena: I though you had Lala there once? 

Yuni: Yeah, it was fun. I moved the next day

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Honoka, about Nagisa: I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I like her a little bit. 

Hikari: You just doodled your wedding invitation

Honoka: No, that’s our joint tombstone

Hikari: My mistake

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Akane: Oh! Donut holes, don’t mind if I do- Eurgh!

Akane: Fish? Fish Donuts Nagisa? What’s wrong with you?

Nagisa: It’s takoyaki. I’m drowning my sorrows in octopus balls

#precure #futari wa precure #star twinkle precure #smile precure #heartcatch precure #the last quote is my favorite #i saw it and thought. NAGISA #anyway enjoy these

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TRAYVON MARTIN (Walking home with iced tea and Skittles. Shot by George Zimmerman, who was found NOT GUILTY)

KEITH SCOTT (Sitting in car, reading. Shot by police officer, who was NOT CHARGED)

ATATIANA JEFFERSON (Looking out her window, shot by police officer, who is STILL UNDER INDICTMENT for murder)

JONATHAN FERRELL (Asking for help after auto accident. Shot twelve times by police, case ended in MISTRIAL)

JORDAN EDWARDS (Riding in a car. Shot in the back of the head by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

STEPHON CLARK (Holdng a cel phone. Shot 8 times, 6 in the back. Officers NOT CHARGED)

AMADOU DIALLO (While taking out wallet, officers fired 41 shots by four officers, who were all ACQUITTED)

RENISHA MCBRIDE (Auto accident, knocked on door for help. Homeowner was found GUILTY of second-degree murder ⭐)

TAMIR RICE (Playing with toy gun, shot by police officer arriving on scene. Officer was NOT CHARGED)

SEAN BELL (Hosting a bachelor party, 50 rounds fired by police officers, who were found NOT GUILTY of charges)

WALTER SCOTT (Pulled over for brake light, shot in the back by police officer, who pleaded GUILTY to CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS *NOT* MURDER)

PHILANDO CASTILE (Pulled over in car, told officer he had a legally registered weapon in car. Officer ACQUITTED of all charges)

AIYANA JONES (Sleeping, accidentally shot by officer in a raid on wrong apartment. Officer CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES)

TERRENCE CRUTCHER (Disabled vehicle, shot by police officer, who was found NOT GUILTY of manslaughter.)

ALTON STERLING (Selling CDs, shot at close range while being arrested. NO CHARGES FILED)

FREDDIE GRAY (Beaten to death by officers while being transported in police van. All officers involved were ACQUITTED)

JOHN CRAWFORD (Shopping at WalMart, holding a BB gun on sale, police officer was NOT CHARGED)

MICHAEL BROWN (Shot by twelve times by officer, including in the back. NO CHARGES FILED)

JORDAN DAVIS (Killed because he was playing loud music. Shooter found GUILTY of first-degree murder ⭐)

SANDRA BLAND (Pulled over for traffic ticket, tasered and arrested. SUSPICIOUS SUICIDE while in jail. NO CHARGES)

AHMAUD AUBREY (Jogging, shot by two men who claimed they suspected him of burglaries. Both men charged with murder and aggravated assault ⭐)

BOTHAM JEAN (Shot at home, which police officer mistook for her own. Officer found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

OSCAR GRANT (Handcuffed and face-down, officer shot him in the back. Officer found GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter ⭐)

COREY JONES (Waiting by his disabled vehicle, was shot three times by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)

Remember them all. ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Also note, these are only the stories caught by the media and/or on video.

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To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always matter.

It’s awful that we even have to say that because it should be a given. However, we need to say it loud and clear for the racists.

We cannot be silent. 

[satanicgingermom]

Rewatching Max Heart is wild

there’s a whole episode that’s just about Yuka having a crush on Nagisa without outright saying she has a crush on Nagisa

And also Nagisa passes out??? this is quality content right here 

#i'm not joking this episode was gold #yuka describes nagisa as dazzling #literally everyone can tell yuka is big lesbian for nagisa except nagisa #futari wa precure #precure #nagisa misumi #watch futari wa precure max heart #you will not be disappointed

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Precure as Brooklyn Nine Nine Quotes

Reika: Hoshizora Miyuki. She’s a grinder. Not the best Precure, but she works harder that everyone else. She’s not physically ... gifted. 

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Akane: That’s how we do it in Smile Precure! Catch bad guys and look good doing it!

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Some teacher: Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Nagisa: 

Nagisa: That one’s the dump?

Teacher: They’re both your locker. 

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Hibiki: Honestly, whenever I think about spending the rest of my life with a babysitter, she’s a cute blonde named Erica, and she always has pizza money and lets me stay up as long as I want. 

Kanade: How old are you in this scenario? 

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Saki: I like Turner and Hooch. Tom Hanks, a reluctant friendship with a dog. That hits me where I live. 

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Nozomi: You could eat of his shirt. 

Rin: Why would I ever eat of his shirt? 

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Rin: Being able to read Nozomi’s handwritting is a gift. A useless, useless gift. 

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#so i found an old google doc containing some gems #smile precure #yes precure 5 #futari wa precure #futari wa precure splash star #suite precure #precure #source: Brooklyn nine nine #i might continue this #it's quite fun

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Nao: you look like you want to tell me something

Akane, internally: i love you i love you i love you i love you

Akane, out loud: you’re a dork 

#tell me i'm wrong #inspired by a comic on pinterest that i have no hope of citing correctly #smile precure #precure #cure sunny #cure march #hino akane #midorikawa nao

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Every Damn Time

Me: has an idea for a text post that i think people will find funny

Me: Wow! I should really get on that and post it

Also me: doesn’t do that 

[satanicgingermom]

My only two moods are 1) God himself could not kill me, or 2) everything is pointless and I just wanna die 

#i want to say this is funny who knows

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Me, an older sibling who has a boatload of influence over what my younger sibling view as funny: Guess who wants to die!!!   

My younger sibling, mimicking my sense of humor: Me!!!

Me: 

Me: who taught you that 

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Infinity Wars

Me, before watching Infinity Wars: Yeah I’m prepared for a few deaths, but I don’t expect Marvel to do anything drastic 

Me, now: I am a void of emotion, everything in me died along with the characters

#marvel why did you do this infinity wars