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feelin lit abt this summer. i have no real reasoning just getting a good vibe. will be a #workinggal and collecting that bread, got a cutie bathing suit that gives good under-boob, and i know i’m a baller bitch with an epic taste in music. livin life and lit abt what’s to come. i’m happy to be alive i guess😊

#working gal #starting college in the fall #lit summer #hot girl summer #girlblogging #cryptically long hashtags

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sorry for being a bitch i have a crush on u

#i’m sorry #lol #just a girl #girlblogging #cryptically long hashtags

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“my nickname in high school was effortless. it was because of my effortless beauty.”

#effortlessly beautiful #cryptically long hashtags

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politely, GO TO YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!

stop asking about my life and flirting with my mom. shut the fuck up and stay away. politely.

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college decisions r kicking my ass rn

no financial aid offers have come out year and im between 2 schools. let time pass faster so i can know how much it’ll cost and let me tour the campus! i would like to know which city i will be living in come August.

#college #bruh

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some of u really need to realize what a gift it is to be loved by me

#unconditional lover #forever

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i have a million and one questions

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oh boy would i be honored to be the object of your greatest desires! unfortunately, my schedule is quite busy at the moment……

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if you are unwilling to give our firstborn son the middle name of wolfgang then gtfo of my dms

#wolfgang

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i need a sexy man in my dms like i need a hole in my head (i need one or the other)

#lol #when is it my turn #cryptically long hashtags

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#relatable #fuck marry kill #lol #girlblogging #cryptically long hashtags

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if you don’t think i’m magical enough to say “wizard” the first time we fuck don’t even bother talking to me

#juno #wizard #i’m so magical #girlblogging #cryptically long hashtags

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i believe i have a crush. this is embarrassing.

#KILL ME NOW!!!!!

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when people tell me my music taste is goated i never believe it and feel like the person complimenting me is actually just trying to have sex with me but i like to forget that both things can be true at once😇😇😇 (my music taste is goated, these hoes all want me, and i’m only sorta delusional (i think both things are actually correct in this case though))

#GOATED #i know u want me #real shit #cryptically long hashtags

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gotta hard launch the new piercing at school tomorrow

#i don’t want to go back #:(

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i think i’m getting hives induced by being greatly distressed