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HESSS BACKKKK

#my little duck🥹 #tennis without carlitos alcaraz is nothing #carlos alcaraz #madrid open 2024

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I've been catching up with the content about Jorge calling out Dani for a fight in the ring

Jorge you didn't need to go to such lenghts to have a panting and sweaty Dani on top of you, you could have just taken him out for dinner in a nice restaurant

#i never post about motogp but i really had to say this #jorge you are so whipped it's embarassing for everybody #the fight in the ring c'mon... #jorge lorenzo #dani pedrosa #motogp

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Carlitos looks at Rafa in the same way Charles looks at Seb

#thanks for your attention #carlos alcaraz #rafa nadal #charles leclerc #sebastian vettel #tennis #f1

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i think that if you go to the ducati box and ask for enea they would look at you funny and ask "who is enea?"

#i wonder if they think he is a groupie that has decided to follow them around #or one of the mechanics #or i don't one someone from the social media team #their loss tbh #i would treat you better baby #enea bastianini #motogp

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Tennisblr I need your help: does someone know if there is some kind of veef/dislike between Juanki and Rafa?

I've always been under the impression that they don't like each other very much, or at least Juanki doesn't really like Rafa, and yesterday I read some comments about it so now I wanna know if it's true or not - if something specific has happened in the past that I don't know of, or it could be more of a general thing (Rafa taking the title of Spain's sweetheart and young promise from Juanki etc etc)

#also they don't follow each other on ig #and i know it's not a good reason to think that two people don't like each other blabla #but still it's kinda weird #i really hope someone has more info because i have thoughts about this #juan carlos ferrero #rafa nadal #tennis

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You are not ready for the Mamma mia AU with Carlitos as Sophie, Juanki as Donna and the Big Three as the three dads that this user is cooking

#more like buying the ingredients and leaving them on the counter forever to rot #but #carlos alcaraz #juan carlos ferrero #rafa nadal #roger federer #novak djokovic #tennis

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There are many different opinions on who Carlitos' tennis dad is: Rafa, Roger or Djokovic

We should settle this the old-fashioned way: the three wannabe dads should be shipped to a Greek island to sing Abba songs

#“but the whole point of mamma mia is that we never find out who the real father is” #irrelevant. you need to understand my vision of the big three singing dancing queen on a boat #sometimes i feel bad because you all contribute to the tennisblr community with amazing edits fics gifs anaylisis etc etc #while my whole contribution is... this shitposting #carlos alcaraz #roger federer #rafa nadal #novak djokovic

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Not even all the new Carlitos content can cheer me up tonight

#being an ac milan fan feels very shitty rn please keep user schumiatspa and jannik in your prayers tonight #v.rambles

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Thank you for making me feel a lot less guilty as a Barça fan that the only good thing in that stadium was Juanki and Carlos! En serio!!!!

That's what happens when we let our hormones take over😔

Jokes aside... But really how can you ignore these two??

Real Madrid has only one good thing and it's these two (and of course Rafa. And Carlos Sainz. And Brahim Diaz because deep down he is still my ac milan baby boy)

That being said VISCA EL BARÇA

#also i think it's partially easier for me since i love barça but they are not my ride or die team #if carlitos and juanki supported inter... well. well. #that would be a whole other story #and that's why jannik being an ac milan supporter was some of the greatest news of my entire life #📩 #anon

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My mother vs Tsitsipas, part 2

We were talking about things to see in Madrid and I said "If you go now, there is also Tsitsipas to see"

"The only time I want to see him is when he looses"

"You treat him like if he was the worst person on tour"

"He is not, but I just hate him - If you could guarantee me that he would loose a match, I would happily go and watch that match"

#no lost love between them #v.rambles

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Rafa and Carlitos are gonna play doubles at the Laver Cup and Rogelio is gonna coach them and be their head cheerleader like the good husband and father he is

In this essay I will-

#you don't even understand how much i'd need that #it would cure me #carlos alcaraz #rafa nadal #roger federer #laver cup 2024

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Royalty AU do you see the vision

#OP YOUR TAGS!! #immaculate vibes #sincaraz

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A precious sunshine and a gorgeous dilf

#the only good thing about the match today: #carlos alcaraz #juan carlos ferrero #dilf dilfing

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Juanki in a suit... madre de dios

#juan carlos ferrero

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@realmadridmutuals we'll be friends again after this match... now it's war

#if i'm not completely unsufferable it's just because carlitos is at the bernabeu rn #and because technically this is my side and i talk about footie on my main lol #v.rambles

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Visca el Barça and all that, but the fact that Carlitos is at the stadium and he has already suffered enough over the past days is almost making falter

#almost. this penalty is already bringing me back to the right path #still i hate the fact that carlitos supports real #as does juanki #and feli #ugh #v.rambles

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The question is

Should I order some sushi

#and the answer is probably no #v.rambles